I Don’t Want to F**k You Anymore - #2

Always Open: I Don’t Want to F**k You Anymore - #2

Join Barbara Dunkelman, Mica Burton, Blaine Gibson, and Mariel Salcedo as they discuss Halloween, bad breakups, and bucket lists. This episode is sponsored by Crunchyroll (http://bit.ly/2dt7oVD) and Hello Fresh (http://bit.ly/2dt9Db8).

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  • Mike_Kruk FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Coming from Wisconsin, the northern Halloweens are cold but great to run around in. Bundle up!

  • SciKosis FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    My bucket list is mostly fighting things. 


    I want to be in a situation where I have to defend myself against an angry flock of geese, and I want to get into a public fight with a mascot. I don't care which mascot, but if it was Phillie Phanatic, I'm pretty sure I could die on the spot and be happy.

  • improbablewhale FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    "And then I was gay."  Story of my life...

  • RadioHeads FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    The "spread me on your weeeeeiner!" line made me cringe so hard that my 2500 dollar mac laptop fell off my 8 foot shelf with my headphones. Quality material 10/10 would cringe again. (ps: laptop is okay, these things are pretty hard to break)

  • korbitr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Roller of Ones

    5 months ago

    I thought the Christian God and Jesus were two different entities. Jesus was a real person who started a new religion branching off of Judaism with God being the deity.

    • Spt17 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      look up the trinity its an odd concept for those who haven't been raised with it

    • korbitr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Roller of Ones

      4 months ago

      @Spt17 Thanks. I was only taught religion in History class, so I have very limited knowledge...

    • ClayDart FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      Basically, Jesus is his own dad. I think. I read the cliff notes.

  • Sammieantha FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    I consider myself straight. But Id totally do Mariel. <3

  • Icky427 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Icky

    5 months ago

    I didnt know scary stuff was the "old way" of halloween. like i know there have always been people that dress up as other non-scary stuff, but i always thought halloween was primarily ghouls, ghosts, and goblins.


    also, blue apron v hellofresh. FIGHT!

  • BigBang452U FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    I've been single for so long I've honestly forgotten how to open up to someone. What's a good way to really get yourself to be more open with people again?

  • kaikaips3 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    I would totally read any book you wrote, Barbara

  • authenticAI FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    I'll date Mica, she can be my pot

  • daedae9 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    I would've loved a show like this in high school.  I hope it stays forever. For-e-ver!

  • SleepyGuyy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Awesome episode

  • moosecharmer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Omg Mariel's secondhand Lizzy rage is my favorite.

  • Enomoto FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    this is episode by episode becoming my favorite show on the site 

  • SniperCaboose

    5 months ago

    so I'm expecting about a million flamebaits on this, I actually thought Mariel and Tyler were dating, my bad, also rip me

  • BlueGoose72 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Love this show!!!

  • lookus264 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    I think Mica is the first person I know has taken acting/film making classes in college say they actually matter.

  • GrootyBiscuits FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold SNIPED YAAA

    5 months ago

    The "It was tight" "Literally" joke was goddamn incredible.

    • GrootyBiscuits FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold SNIPED YAAA

      5 months ago

      "You know what might cheer you up?" "What?" "A good meal! Thanks to HelloFresh.com for...."

      lmao

  • sonny88p

    5 months ago

    Blaine's Kahlua joke, expectation and reality both in 1 gif

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  • lulukaufman FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    i'm going through a breakup right now with a boyfriend of four years and it's absolutely devastating :-( but this episode's makin' it better so thank u RT

  • sodapopkid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    this is a good show

  • Blackhills

    5 months ago

    Anyone know what Blaine's bra size is?

  • Beau_Of_Blades FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Hate Pumpkin Spice anything since it shows up months before season.... piles up in the back of stores

  • KeybladeQueen FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Blaine is so charming and funny when he chills out a bit like he did in this podcast. This might be my favourite video of him ever.

  • beckwith1995 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Blake

    5 months ago

    Blaine really helps makes this podcast work, like of course its good without him but it helps bring in people who are like me, not a girl or gay :p would love to see him back

  • gem_scheltema FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTBox reviews each month

    5 months ago

    I feel like us Australians have been misrepresented in the Halloween department. Though it is true that most girls will dress up as "hot ___", there are plenty of parties where you're allowed to dress up as whatever you please. We even have red solo cups and play beer pong. Or if you're looking for the full down-under experience, play Goon of Fortune! All you need is foil-bagged alcohol and a hills hoist (I'm serious, just Google it, it's pretty bogan). I will admit though, we don't really do trick or treat. Now that the creepy clown trend has spread here too, I'm actually thinking Halloween is going to be scary again...


    Props to Blaine for the ketchup squeeze line. Major props to Barb for the "spread me on your wiener" line laughing It works in every damn way! You'd make a good Harley Quinn, if we're going with the Margot Robbie look (Aussie represent. Miss you on Neighbours, Margot!)

    Nice bucket list pun Barb. I see you, laughing, just waiting for the realisation.......I always just casually make puns; waiting for the moment when the first person gets it...nothing better than that feeling. It's always best to do it standing behind someone so they can turn around and give you that face of disappointment. My brain works exactly the same way. I actually think in puns nowadays.

    I'd read a book about Barbara Dunkelman.

    Excellent segway into the HelloFresh ad read, might I...add.

  • IronicLemon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    these comments are so much nicer than youtube hahaha

    • muscles72 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      not to mention not full of spam from Accounts pretending to be popular youtuber

  • _NowakP FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold IT Tech-Musician dude

    5 months ago

    Blaine, you were completely fine on this podcast, so just chill the fuck out when you're on RT Podcast and relax a little bit. We like you buddy, it's all ok ;)

  • SirNickels FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Nick Hope

    5 months ago

    oh god i love Mica's Blackcat cosplay..... its magical 

  • GhostAlpha10 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    So for Blaine's sake, and everyone else here. Can you please extend the length of this podcast?? 1hr and a half minimum like the others? Every discussion seems cut short and rushed in order to get to the next question! Overall loving it and the set up of similar girls night (or bros night) out talking about the usual young adult sexual life.

  • Mallyrith FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    this show always makes me laugh. great episode.

  • DaMan82

    5 months ago

    I really like this show, but the talk of relationships is horribly depressing to me.  That's on me though.

  • Dickard FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    I ask one thing of the good people of Rooster teeth, if Blaine dresses up as Green Lantern for Halloween, I ask that you pelt him with yellow crayons. 

  • Pizzarcato FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Pizzarcato

    5 months ago

    Wow, Blaine was in his ELEMENT here. Good on you, Blaine.

  • FlamingIceGiant FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Haha up until Barbara said what she was going to be for Halloween, I kept thinking how she looked so much like Harley Quinn.

  • blux FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    "Slutty Harambe is a thing now."

    "No, kill it."

    They already did Blaine, they already did :(

  • EmmaRomeoo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Really liked this episodes crew! Those 4 do super well together! (Also i know this obvious, but Mariel is so freaking pretty?! heart )

  • Xena1016 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    . . . I have a sudden NEED for Blaine as Green Lantern. . . . 

  • lazer_meme

    5 months ago

    Wow, this is a great show. The format and topics feel like I'm really getting to know the cast. Very refreshing feel for RT.

  • SamuelF FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    you can ignore me mica

  • TheTrueFury

    5 months ago

    Great way to get to know new people within RT in a more relaxed enviroment than the podcast or rt life

  • IronChefKevin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Occasionally cool

    5 months ago

    How do we ask them those anonymous questions?... I'm asking for a friend.

    • HoHoJoeSchmoe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      In a way you can't. You have to email them normally, so they'll know who you are, but you can ask them to keep your question anonymous if they decide to put it on the show.

    • IronChefKevin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Occasionally cool

      5 months ago

      Oh, thank you!

  • Golden-Reaper FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Achieve

    5 months ago

    i love mica

  • hatterandahare FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    HOLY SHIT this is BLAINE'S FORMAT! this chatty and easy natured cast, not busting on him the whole time, he really shined. i.love. having this girl lead cast. THANK YOU ROOSTER TEETH THANK YOU

  • AshtonGG FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RepulsivelyFlamboyant

    5 months ago

    I love every episode that Mica is on! All of her stories are always so good!

  • MooYork FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    EDIT: I had a long post with too much detail about my relationship. Long story short, my fiance that I have been with for 6 years broke up with me 3 weeks ago and I don't know how to move on. 


    You covered your break ups on this episode but can you discuss what steps you had to take to begin moving on from your ex? 


    • Tomatoblast FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      After seeing that Tl;Dr I wondered if I was on reddit for a sec there. But, I don't really think there ever is a "moving on" if there was something meaningful to the relationship (What I mean is something along the lines of "You never stop loving someone" because if you're able to move on, either it ended in fury or hatred, or you just never loved them in the first place. You can accept how it ended, but you never truly move on.). You just have to find a way to cope (Preferably one that doesn't involve harassing her in any way. Maybe go to the gym or pick up a hobby or something, like reading, or writing if that strikes your fancy.).

      Also, after being in such a long relationship, I think that she isn't being fair to you or herself. You're both unsure about completely disappearing from each others lives, and I know what I'm about to say is something most people avoid, but unless this ended in fury and insults getting thrown around (maybe even some plates), I don't see any reason as to why you both can't be friends. Even if you wont be "together" in that sense anymore, you both love each other, and a friendship is something maybe you both can invest in. I'd think about it, maybe ask her to talk about it over tea or something. If not, well that's okay too.

    • MooYork FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      Thanks Tomatoblast, I had to edit the post because I felt like I made myself a little too vulnerable but im glad you had a chance to read it and respond. I worry about a friendship because I think it will only cause me more harm in the long run. I will continue to hope that the friendship is just temporary and that there would still be a chance for us to get back together. I would also go insane if im still a part of her life when she finds another guy and im sure it will be just as hurtful for her when I find another girl. 


      I have started going to the gym and been doing my best to keep my mind occupied with other things but my mind is never truly off her. 

    • Tomatoblast FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      Yeah, that's usually why it's not usually seen as a good thing. I've had my moments where it ended and that was that but when I chose to stay friends, the fact that I cared about them and their happiness was all that mattered. If and when they were happy with someone else, I found excitement in that because they were happy, therefore I was happy too, and they felt the same way when I met someone new.

      But yeah, you'll never just stop thinking about her. You'll have your moments where you forget, but it just comes back. So you just have to try your best to cope. Good luck friend. And no problem, ^^.

  • TheDutchTouch FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    I wish I had Blaine's college experience. Stress free? God damn, I don't have moment to collect my thoughts before my next paper is due. As much as I love what I do, college is definitely not stress free; For me at least.

    • LadyBeatelgeuse

      5 months ago

      No, I'm right there with you. I've known what hard work and dedication feels like, but being a full-time student with a long commute to school and a part-time job has been hell on my sleep schedule, personal relationships, and free time. A transcript with Honors is my only motivator.


      Stress-free absolutely does not come to mind.

    • TheDutchTouch FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      And people wonder why college kids are depressed. Maybe the key is to major in film.

  • eozya FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    I love this podcast so much but it totally made me worry about college

  • GaryTheIrishGuy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    It's a little depressing when I'm reminded that Mica is the same age as me but It is weirdly comforting that she's sad and single as well, just like me. Sorry Mica but I'm just being honest.

  • nordicgrrl FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Having a really sucky day, so thanks for the MANY laughs with this one!