Still Open #5

Always Open: Still Open #5

We’re still open for you, FIRST members! Join us for this episode of Still Open, where Barbara Dunkelman, Mica Burton, Ashley Jenkins, and Max Kruemcke discuss Halloween pranks.

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  • ShadowChinchi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold ShadowChinchi

    4 months ago

    So, I always go to the haunted houses  and end up spooking the actors. That is the equivalent of my pranking.

  • DKopansky FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    I love that Mica's right boob is named Dimitri, and is gay, and my name is Dimitri and I'm half gay. I feel like I've bonded with her on some level now

  • Antharwn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTNY Admin

    7 months ago

    Barb you are too cute! <3  barbara

  • R1verLee FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    As far as "pranks" go, just before spring break my roommate and I were the only ones left in the dorms sand we took a couch from the common area, managed to get it up a flight of stairs by ourselves ( mind you we're both 5'2") and it stayed in our room the rest of the semester. Our room was next to an RA and we left our door open all the time so friends could come in and out and they only noticed the sofa like 2 weeks before classes ended and had us put it back.

    Honestly I was the one that always got pranked by friends, I'm so easily scared/fooled.

  • SleepyGuyy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Wow... I'm one year younger than Mika........................  I didn't expect that

  • AllPurposNrd FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Lady at my mom's job had a huge rack. Then she got breast cancer and had to have one removed. So she pushed the remaining jug to the center and named it Dave. "Dave and I are going to lunch."

    • LazarouDave FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Can't afford Double Gold

      5 months ago

      Suddenly i'm reminded of the American Dad "Superboob" skit

  • sgthorvas FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    I had not realized Mica is the same age as me...

  • Rhys_Whitby FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Ive Scared my brothers face aswell!

    • LazarouDave FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Can't afford Double Gold

      5 months ago

      Well, if you scared it, the rest his body would be scared too...

  • Jason_the_Cripple FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Why would a woman name her boobs with male names?  As a guy, I just don't get it.  Even is I named by penis, I don't think I would give it a feminine name.


    Oh, but Princess Peach for the vag is amazing!

  • LycaNinja FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Werewolf Assassin

    7 months ago

    Max's penis' name should be "Cookie Monster" come on guys.

    • LycaNinja FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Werewolf Assassin

      7 months ago

      inb4 cum on guys. ayyy.

  • Legit-Purpose FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Legit Purpose

    7 months ago

    Spider webs? How long have they've been in there?

    • Kalranya

      7 months ago

      It's right there in the show title: always.

  • Fritz42

    7 months ago

    Brings up memories of my childhood.  I never did anything overtly mean.  But I would go fence hopping and just run through random people's backyards.

  • WilRockTheGoof Will Rock

    7 months ago

    Naming a dick is pretty pointless... and bouncing off of Michael's opinion from Off Topic, the one where he said, "if you talk big game, just whip it out!"... I feel that if someone named there's "The Master Sword"... and it wasn't so majestic... then that's just a fail.  Aside from that... if you're uncircumcised: Bacon and Eggs.  If you're circumcised: Sausage and Eggs.  These have the potential to play in a dude's favor... Think about it... You ask what your partner is feeling for breakfast, and if they Pancakes w/ Sausage (or Bacon) and Eggs... then you whip it out, and BOOM!  Morning BJ or Sex... Then a trip to IHOP or Dennys! #BallsInYourCourt #Score  However, if I HAD to come up with a name(s) for my bits... I'd probably got with a geeky reference from DBZ or something like, "Hey... Wanna meet Shenron and see my collection of Dragon Balls?  They just might grant you a wish or two... Hell!  Maybe even three. *wink*".

    • Kalranya

      7 months ago

      The way I've heard it, guys name their junk because they don't want the most important decisions in their life made by a complete stranger.

    • WilRockTheGoof Will Rock

      7 months ago

      What the fuck?!  Where did you hear that?  That literally doesn't make any sense...

    • blah_blah91 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      Can't say I've named my penis after dbz, but I call my 97 Explorer "Kami" because he's old, green, falling apart, and about to die, but has served me faithfully since I got him.

  • bigtipper FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Max should have named his junk, "Great White."

  • Dikachu FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    My boobies are Sylvester and Sylvanis. My pussy is Gertrude. 

  • PupusaMonkey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Mundane

    7 months ago

    This podcast made me remembered Im Mica's age and so far, she has had a much more fun life. But I have had a much more fun halloween haunted house storty because, like Burnie, my first instint is to punch what I perceive as danger and I ended up knocking a person with a fake machete on his ass and almost hit a woman who was a mummy. Needless to say, I dont go to haunted houses anymore.

    • WilRockTheGoof Will Rock

      7 months ago

      I kinda feel you on the life part... except... I'm 19.  Guess who else is 19...  Fuckin' Trevor from Cow Chop!  Look at his life!  I can guarantee you... Hell!  It pretty much goes without saying, that his life is currently a lot more fun (and circumstantially better) than mine.

    • Jason_the_Cripple FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      Hell, I'm almost twice her age, and she's had more fun than me.

  • TreGallagher FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Bravo to whoever runs the camera feeds <3

  • Ioninja

    7 months ago

    My dick's name is Michael Myers. Women cant escape it.

    • xvalai FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Xvalai

      7 months ago

      But, dude, He only targets family members... That's weird

  • DBKoopa166

    7 months ago

    lol. I be she already knows but there isn't a word furries use for orgasm. Just for sex. Usually just cumming, orgasming, that's about it. Normal people words for that one.

  • qM3rcp FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Gilby Rangers

    7 months ago

    I'm with Ashley on that one: Why would I name my genitalia?

    • WilRockTheGoof Will Rock

      7 months ago

      Same.  I just don't see the point to it...  I can name any inanimate object, but not my wang.  That's just weird and a little cheesy IMO.

  • ctrasco FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Me and 5 friends stole a picnic table from someones yard once. We waited till a bunch of trick or treaters were at the door, picked it up and ran. we brought it up a nature trail and left it at a sitting area. For like 2 years it sat there because people thought it belonged there till one day I drive by and there it is back in the dudes yard. Guess he finally went up the nature trail. And I'm kinda with Ashley, why would you name your tits. I'm certain Burnie has names for them but that's a question to ask him. 

  • RTLstuff FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Normal Meat Person

    7 months ago

    My balls and dick are Mike, Ike & Spike. I can't remember why exactly I chose those names, I just remember I felt they needed to rhyme.

  • DavidtheWavid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Never did a Halloween prank, but... Okay, we didn't even do it. So I'm lame. But for high school graduation, instead of shaking the Dean's hand, we were each going to hand her a packing peanut so she'd have a pile by the end of the ceremony. Would've been hilarious.


    As for burn scars, I was at my mom's house for a week taking care of her dog while she was out of town. Well, she left olive oil on the stove without a lid, and I needed it. I reached for it, but it was heated up by the nearby burned I was using. It burned my hand and I instinctively threw it down into the pot. Boiling water, oil, and glass shards everywhere.

  • UntilNexTime FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    I think Barbara would appreciate this but I named by boobs Blake and Yang because they're both B's. XD

  • CatSea FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Keyblade Apprentice

    7 months ago

    Aprons are like the best part of cooking. You look HELLA CUTE and protect yourself at the same time. 

  • NattiKarlo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold A Hollow Tree

    7 months ago

    My first name is Brittany and I feel a bit backed into a corner here...

    • nicus9 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      Well maybe you shouldn't have egged Barbara's house with her ex

  • ytrahne FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Guardian x6

    7 months ago

    Best fade to black comments ever. <3 this show!!

  • Zazie122 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Max is pretty adorable, shark costume or not (I assume). And I don't mean that in a condescending way.


    This is such a good podcast, I definitely look forward to it every week... 

  • pixieprinces FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    No one asked Texas what his dick was named :(

    Also I now need to brainstorm what to name my boobs.

    • DavidtheWavid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      I haven't watched yet and I'm just gonna guess Houston because of all the rocket puns one could make.

    • Sol_Santana FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Henchman for hire.

      7 months ago

      Based on your username, The Pixies?

    • Jcad1982 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      I'm guessing its called the Alamo.....cause once you've seen it you'll always remember The Alamo

  • Angenou FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    I named my boobs Peanut-Butter and Jelly. I feel like it works best when you have a theme, like Barbara's.

    • Zyemeth FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Dr. Bamboozle

      7 months ago

      But how did you decide which one is which?

  • ZeusBaxter FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold THAT Guy

    7 months ago

    once i was too old to go trick or treating me and my friends used to go out and sneak up behind people and cut thier candy bags then pick up the trail of candy. auprisingly worked really well. no mini chip bags doe :(

  • Nexas14 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    That awkward feeling when you haven't named your dick.

  • Experioxity FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    I agree with Ashley, why name the genitalia

  • Ethan_Atkinson FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Maker of Things

    7 months ago

    These stories of cooking burns are why I wear a leather apron when cooking.

    • DavidtheWavid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      Wear a cow while you burn a cow!