Adam Kovic's Colonoscopy - #36

Always Open: Adam Kovic's Colonoscopy - #36

Join Barbara Dunkelman, Blaine Gibson, Mariel Salcedo, and special guest Adam Kovic as they discuss the worst fights they've ever been in, dating deal breakers, and a fan submitted question! This episode is sponsored by Boll & Branch (http://bit.ly/2qasJo9) and Lyft (http://lft.to/2k09gCG)

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  • AllPurposNrd FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    The Podcast is on and I'm tired of looking for the email or twitter handle or whatever to send shot suggestions, so I'm just gonna post it here.


    The Special Beam Cannon

    ½ oz. Everclear

    1 oz. orange juice


    Get it? It's a screwdriver shot.

  • NegativeTravis FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    And once again Barb and the gang remind me that I'll die a virgin, likely before I hit 40.

  • SarahWithStars FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold No Family Bias- Honest

    3 months ago

    I'm proud of Adam on Jess' behalf. I suspect that encouraging feedback was lacking

    #onebigtoiletpodcast

  • LauraTheExplorer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Adam nailed that Mr. meeseeks impression

  • Hausmate FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Finally, my favourite cuck appears!

  • adas524 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold **FH_4_LY43**

    3 months ago

    Finally, Papa Kovic teaches me to have sex

  • Ephemerality FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Note: Don't eat while watching Still Open

  • DarkB4Dawn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Oh man the whole "What's your sign?" "Cancer" "No your sign." thing made me laugh. Happens to me a lot. But my best friend's super into zodiac and tarot and theres more to Zodiac than just your sun sign. It's based on time of birth and more stuff that narrows down your personality. Of course it's not always the case but if you have your whole birth chart you can tell that one Cancer is different from the next! Like Barb and I are both Cancers but I'm sure we're very different. :D

    • DarkB4Dawn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 months ago

      Also I'm totally against having kids but I'm such a mom friend. To the point that my boyfriend jokingly calls me "Mom" when I get too mom-like. "Drive safe!" "If you're gonna drink, just stay over at your friends house." "Call me when you get home so I know you made it."

  • sakurastar FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    In reference to the last question, I think too much emphasis is put on penetration during sex. A lot of women aren't able to orgasm just from penetration so not being able to last long definitely isn't a deal breaker. The number of guys I've dated in the past that thought they could just go at it like a jack hammer and I would immediately orgasm was ridiculous, nope sorry, that's not gonna do anything for me. If you're both mature adults in a relationship you should be able to talk about these things and figure out what's best for both of you without embarrassment. Plus there are plenty of other things you can do for her, work on learning how to pleasure her using your hands and your mouth, find out what areas are more pleasurable for her and don't ignore the clitoris! 

  • janas FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Not gonna lie I've never had a crush on Barbara but her saying she's a great kisser got me a little hot and bothered.

  • Kirajaye95 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    "You can get kids into your van with that drink!" - I think i'll take that as a compliment? Glad you enjoyed the shot!

  • Bekitty FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    I kinda want an episode where everyone just plays Punderdome.

  • Coolwhip555 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold James

    3 months ago

    Can we put Mariel on every show possible? I always love seeing her on content and with this going on break I wanna see her still popping up on the site!

  • JD3007 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    To the anonymous male, I've been in exactly the same boat and for me thinking about it too much and putting pressure on myself really was the worst thing to do. Take the advice given by the gang; communicate, don't over think and try some of the techniques Blaine talked about it.

    You'll get there!

  • bloodhawk03 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    so with that last topic i have a question about myself now. so i sometimes finish early but when i do i get harder for about 5 to 10 mins and and then go back to the way i was before cumming and i can keep going. is that not normal??

    • blandsword003 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 months ago

      different strokes for different folks. if it works it works

  • BrightSabre FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    for a second there I thought Adam was Max,

  • RT_Fullmetal FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    I love when Adam is on other RT shows

  • Another_FH_Viewer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Adam is the cucking best!

  • BronwynAlayn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    I love how gone adam is in this

  • paradiseorpurgatory FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    I'm consistently impressed by how quick Kovic is with his comedy. All of the Funhaus guys are so great off the cuff.

    • Treanomaly FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Absolute Travist

      3 months ago

      You mean off the cuck? Anyone? Anyone? No? Ok I'll show myself out.

  • xxDeva

    3 months ago

    Kovic is the best 

  • WickedSeven FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold TheWickedZach

    3 months ago

    I'm a Ox too Adam...and a Taurus...so much bullshit.

  • DrumBoxyThng FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Lipstick on point, Barb. 

  • CruelOptimism

    3 months ago

    Damn it Mariel you're too damned pretty -.-

  • AndrewK510 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Mariel was the cuck during this dick talk

  • stayfr_sh FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    MID AUGUST??

  • tomwardd FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold tomwardd

    3 months ago

    This was such a good fucking episode.  adam

  • BardicBrad FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    I feel like I'm in the same camp as Kovic about the horoscopes/tarot/etc. thing. I just cannot put myself in the head of someone who believes in baseless vague nonsense without even a small amount of supporting evidence. Saw someone on my FB posting about some quiz "Only OCD people will get 30/30 on this quiz". I basically responded saying that OCD is something people should take more seriously as an illness and that the quiz is very apparently bullshit. Their only response was "ya I know it's not real", which I really had no response to. But I feel like some people are very superstitious, or are just kind of looking for some kind of answer or happiness, or way to feel in control of their life, and people often look to anything but themselves for these answers. 

  • axmiller FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Damn. Adam does a great Mr. Meeseeks.

  • PhantomAC FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Not Otaku, Just Nerd

    3 months ago

    Good talk,.. Good Times!

    See Y'all soon!

  • fcb110 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Man, I haven't seen Adam at all until now. He's amazing.

  • Robbiedob21 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    I don't wanta wait until August for more always open cry

  • Durrakas FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Still laughing about the "I'm Cancer" bit.

  • FPChris FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Always astonished that people believe in signs but scoff at the idea of religoin

    • FPChris FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 months ago

      Like wtf, you guys are like on about how Cancers are this certain way... Ok, the bible says these things about women. How the fuck are things from the backpage of a newspaper more true?

  • FPChris FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Fuck Adam for giving such a bullshit view of the uncircumcised and reinforcing the Americans view to torture their children without their children's permission..

    • FPChris FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 months ago

      Never had to wipe as an uncircumcised male. Ridiculous statements.

    • honkysachmo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Noah

      3 months ago

      Not sure why all the downvotes, botched circumcision on small kids that could potentially fuck them up their whole life is an actual problem. I know some people have a more frustrating time with the extra skin and what not but thats why you can get it done once you're actually able to make the decision for yourself. 

    • Hawkn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 months ago

      Parents who don't circumcise generally (should) teach their child proper hygiene. It's like not teaching your kid to wash their ass... 

      People get all offended when you talk about touching a girl's genitals (rightfully), but normalize an outdated religious practice with no medical benefits. Not at all to rag on people who were circumcised, because I know the topic makes people defensive. You want a circumcision as an adult? Awesome. But why force it on babies?


      Foreskin can be great. Just don't be a nasty fuck.

    • Tozafa FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 months ago

      Yeah I agree. I'm uncircumcised and I have never had a problem with "dick cheese" and being "unclean", and I didn't know "dick cheese" was a thing before I heard about it on the internet as a teenager. I don't know what Americans do, but in Europe you learn as a kid to clean yourself at least every other day, and that involves cleaning your private parts. Can't really understand how Americans can support circumcision. I have nothing against circumcised people, but please stop trying to force it on me.

  • SleepyGuyy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Adam is the best guest ever.

  • kheisel FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Oh man, I had an entire date of deal breakers recently. He hated my city, my major, my paying for the date, my ideas of romance and having any distinct desire for intimacy in the near or distant future. I could go on, but it was just an absolute disaster and I'm still not sure why he initiated it. At least I know what to look out for in the future though.  

  • Alejandro44 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Mariel you are not alone. Hate cilantro...tastes like soap and feels like you are chewing on waxy paper.

  • PrivateStock FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    a colonic is a very different thing than a colonoscopy

  • antstar12 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    To the guy saying he is a "two-pump-chump", something they didn't talk about on the show is some of the other options for men who are overly sensitive during sex.

    There are condoms which contain a numbing gel which you can use, this can help reduce sensitivity once the gel has started working.

    As they said on the show make sure there is a lot of foreplay, this can help with giving your body time to relax so that when it is time for penetration you are still hard but your are less likely to be a "two pump chump".

    Also as you start to have sex more regularly things should become more consistent and your sensitivity should decrease so that you last longer and sex will probably become better as you become more comfortable with each other sexually/you are more relaxed during sex.

    Finally if you feel comfortable with this person consider bringing it up at some point, it might be awkward but it will be better if they know beforehand. As was said you can just let them know that you find them very attractive and that you are very easily excited so it is a possibility during sex that you may come early.


    If this turns out to be consistent issue, do the smart thing and go see a doctor.

  • kellibean123 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    I 100% share Adam's philosophy of "hey, more [insert food here] for me"

  • RelaxCourtney88 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Second finale with a Funhaus personality. YAY keep that going please for example have Bruce Greene on the next finale. 

  • ChampionDaveBacon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold That's so bones

    3 months ago

    To the anon male get a fleshlight or some other brand toy. I was in a similar situation and you can work on your stamina with one. Talk to your dreamgirl about this and work out how you can please her before you do your thing. If she dismisses you then she isn't worth your time. 

  • TheDutchTouch FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Kovic's the best.

  • M_D_B FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    So... when does this come back?

    • ProfEyebrow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 months ago

      They said "See you in August", so... August? Hopefully.

  • PepperG FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Talking about the first part of the discussion at -18:30. To be fair... the "one quality" fans bring up is usually just because it's a running gag that's easy and they want to be a part of, I mean it's all a character right? Obvs we can't know everything about someone we only know what's put out there...

    • OldBlindMan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 months ago

      I think the issue comes from the fact that there are people who genuinely don't realize that they play up heighten versions of themselves.

  • Skip6235 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    For the guy who asked the question about being a two-pump chump and said that a previous girl laughed at him, fuck that girl! What a bitch

    • blah_blah91 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 months ago

      I think "fuck that girl" was what got him into that situation in the first place. 


      Waka waka!

  • HankMcCool FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    I forgot Blaine and I share a birthday until he said the taurus thing 

  • Hellotardis FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Russell Richardson

    3 months ago

    Adam youre killin it!

  • ctrasco FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Tiger for life. actually now that I think about it with the re-configuring they did a few years ago I'm also a leo now... what the hell I don't even like cats.