Quests at the Renaissance Faire

Burnie Vlog: Quests at the Renaissance Faire

King Burnie and Queen Ashley gather together a fellowship of Barbara, Ellie, Chelsea, Adam, Grace (Zonbi) and Ragnar the Dancing Bard (okay it was Patrick ssshhh) to travel to the Texas Renaissance Festival for a day of mead, fine foods, feats of strength, and showmanship. Each member of the fellowship has a specific quest they must complete. Who will succeed? Who will fail? Why is Burnie’s crown so tall? Why am I still typing questions?

MUSIC Go to Sleep 6 Scandinavian Folk 11 (Ellie’s remix) - Stefan Netsman Scandinavian Folk 28 - Stefan Netsman Scandinavian Folk 11 - Stefan Netsman Scandinavian Folk 8 - Stefan Netsman The Old Lighthouse - Various

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  • KingOfJuice FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Ya know, I really miss seeing Adam more. I'll be watching the hell outta Master and Apprentice!

  • Cainrin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Bookwyrm

    1 week ago

    That place was huge! I was a cast member for the '03 and '04 seasons of The Maine Renaissance Faire, and those were probably the two best summers I ever had. This made me so happy to see them all going on quests. 

  • UncleMazzy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    i love how Patrick just keeps getting more and more flowers on his head as the story goes on. its hilarious.

  • AndyWalker FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Barbara may have just found the best instrument ever!

  • RiverRunning

    2 weeks ago

    Should have had Ryan there for the axe throwing!! :D

    • Evv FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold KevinEverett

      2 weeks ago

      You my friend are correct 

  • illyria250 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Just a Gym Teacher

    2 weeks ago

    I so need to go to this place.

    • sliverripper FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      Agreed

  • theshnoff FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    That funky renaissance-electro remix (7:50) was fricken phenomenal.

  • pakruse FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    We were there and missed you all! I had to watch the video a second time to see if I could spot any of our group's costumes in the background.

    • Truck_Fightmaster FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 weeks ago

      I was there too.  I did the same thing haha

  • Havk FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Havk

    2 weeks ago

    I work there and just ugh D: I missed them?!!

  • Maregon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Gotta get Ryan on that axe throwing. He'd do it on the first try while blindfolded

  • CrazyOatmeal FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Fuck off.

    2 weeks ago

    ADAAAAAAAAAM

  • TheSnowFox FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Lone Wanderer

    2 weeks ago

    That looks like fun

  • Rocknelson FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    This is the greatest adventuring party.

    Ellie the squire fighter

    Barbara the fairy sorceress

    Patrick the mystic bard

    Chelsea the traveling dancer

    Grace the wild barbarian

    and Adam the humble stable boy

  • Lex3Baer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    It makes me so happy seeing RT people enjoying a ren faire. If only the circuit my family and I followed coincided with RTX... Then again, if a faire was going on during RTX I doubt any of the cast would skip out to see the faire... Oh well, a girl can dream.

  • NicolaiAAA FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    *No horses were punched during the making of this video.

  • Fortneja FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    So Adam is basically Hagrid, right?

  • lorisasaki FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold LoriSasaki

    2 weeks ago

    This put a big smile on my face

  • stntylr101 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    It was really great to see the RT gang just out having fun.

  • Quizzical_Quark FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    I live in an actual medieval city, in a house that's 400 years old looking out on a 12th century castle, and we don't do anything like this... A pity. 

  • purple_grenade FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    When you find RWBY merch in the wild.   matt

  • tw11nGem11n11 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Swarm of Vengeful Crows

    2 weeks ago

    imagine if they pretended to sue the weapon shop for unliscenced rwby products

    • Rimmitarius FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 weeks ago

      lol "pretend".

  • Sgeerts16 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    I use to go to Texas Ren Fair almost every year(I live in Houston).  I'd camp there and everything!  I think I would have lost my mind if I saw Burnie, Ashley, Barbara, Ellie, and Chelsea there!!


  • crypt142 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    I really need to stop falling in love with Ellie. I'm doing my absolute best not to, I promise, but she's just so lovely. 

  • eltoroguaco FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Dope artist

    2 weeks ago

    Oh Ashley's pout at the end was worth it!

  • Akimbowles FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Akimbowles

    2 weeks ago

    Adam with animals is all I need from life!

  • DreaYoungken98 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    remember that RT life with animals, and how so many people wanted more videos of Adam with Animals.

    WE GOT OUR WISH FINALLY AAAHHH 

    • camsteirie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The rest is history

      2 weeks ago

      YES! Adam and animals is the best thing!

    • NicolaiAAA FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 weeks ago

      We need a series where, once a week for an entire month they randomly surprise Adam with an adorable animal.

    • DreaYoungken98 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      @NicolaiAAA

      omg that would be fucking AWESOME

    • NicolaiAAA FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      @DreaYoungken98 I KNOW, RIGHT?? (C'mon Adam, you know you want this to happen too!)  laughing

  • BardicBrad FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Everything about this was excellent. I love Patrick's Kalimba he found. I've been trying to find a stylish one like that for DnD purposes, but most affordable ones are plain and most ornate ones are really expensive online. Also Adam and Grace are amazingly adorable, and I'm bothered that I can't pinpoint Grace's accent at all.

  • DanTheGuy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    This was such a wonderful, light-hearted video. Made my day.

  • JMDATP FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Not sure if this has already been said but they have shops with all 4 weapons in them xD and not just foam but metal and actual blades and such. Not 100% sure on if i was there that weekend if so im soooo sad that I missed them T.T I go every year to that exact one and i went almost every week this year! I shall go every week next year just in case, i make that my quest! ^.^

  • BryanSouza1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Ellie's accent was tailored for this event... 

  • FusionKnight FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Texas Renaissance Festival for those who want to know. It's in Todd Mission in Texas.

  • WillKovach FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    I wish that I would have know that this was happening.  I live in Austin.  That would have been so much fun

  • Zaroc290 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    I was there this past weekend!

    • Ender_42 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 weeks ago

      Which Renaissance Faire was this? Is the closest major city Houston?

  • nickmoney07 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    They aren't licensed, so we'll just take them instead of cease and desisting you.  

  • nickmoney07 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Free Play episode keeps coming up in my had.

  • CrazyBacon64 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    It's a shame that shop didn't have an Ember Celica.

    Also, seeing the giant viking feeding the little goats next to a little kid made me laugh at the cuteness.

  • EliHarris FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Ellie learns to throw knives and/or hatchets. Also archery!

    • Zikoro FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 weeks ago

      Taught by Ryan "Stick a dildo on a whiteboard without looking" Haywood!

    • nickmoney07 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 weeks ago

      Gotta get Ryan to teach her those. 

  • IckleRonnikens FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold James

    2 weeks ago

    wasn't Adam Ellis with cute animals going to be a thing at one point?

  • rexrex111 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Jarod

    2 weeks ago

    I love the soft confused sounding "Its Christmas" from Ashley at the end

  • Wolfencreek FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    i wish we had a Ren fair in the UK D: We do have LARP meets but they're hella expensive and also out in the countryside

    • chuppachump FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ready Meal Enthusiast

      2 weeks ago

      The closest thing I know we have is based in York, and it's called The Jorvik Viking Festival and it's pretty rad, even though it's nothing like the Ren Fair here.


      But it's also worth checking the National Heritage's website for upcoming events in castles and cool historical places close to you - I live in Bolsover, Derbyshire and we have events on in our local castle pretty much all year round and they've been pretty good in recent years :D

  • Psykoma FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    This vlog makes me curious.

    What are rooster teeth's thoughts on unlicensed RWBY weapons being sold? 
    You're not currently selling full sized weapon replicas, and I don't think you've officially licensed their production to anyone, is it a "we're not choosing to fill this market, so w/e if you make your own to sell small scale" or "this is our IP, we'd rather that people not do anything commercial with it without involving us". 

    • nickmoney07 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 weeks ago

      You know how much revenue RWBY brings in and how much Full Screen (parent company) wants to protect it by not having any copyrighen product on market for profit they aren't involved in. I know they have mentioned at NYCC or anime con one year they had to stop seller they found with unoffical RWBY shirts with their designs. Go to a cosplay site and you'll find replica weapons so who knows where that lies since they don't produce themselves. 

    • OmegaII FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 weeks ago

      @nickmoney07 RT probably has a fine line. You said those shirt were using RT created artwork, but people selling their own artwork of RWBY character usually gets a pass.  So those weapons will probably be fine as long as they don't go to a mass production/order multiple them online level.

    • Psykoma FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 weeks ago

      As well, I think that it's either with Patents or copyrights (I can't remember which) their legal framework is built around the principle that if you don't actively enforce it everywhere, you legally can't enforce it anywhere.
      Basically you can't pick and choose which infringements you seek to shut down and which you won't, and if you do your patent or copyright (again, I don't remember which) is essentially universally unenforceable. 

      This is just me musing/being curious, feel free to ignore :)

  • EricHVela FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Eric Hohoho! Vela

    2 weeks ago

    Some places I recognize, many places I don't. It's been over two decades since I worked there. I wonder if I'll get a chance to work there again some day.


    I picked up a C Recorder there cheap because it had a nick on a hole.

  • jfishxx FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    When Chelsea said "Adam and Grace are living their best life right now." she was right, because there's nothing better than those two with small animals; especially Adam, because he looks like a big ol' viking and then he gets down all small to feed these tiny goats LOL. And Grace found a mini horse xD

  • Octavius433 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Steve the Average Gamer

    2 weeks ago

    Next year, get a Stagger Stick. It's a walking stick that can hold liquid alcohol.

  • freeoisformeo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    6:24 This shield is awesome!

    -checks price-

    6:26 Nope!

    • someguyontheinternet FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 weeks ago

      I think we've all been there

  • FlyinPanda FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Burnie who knows if you'll ever read this. Adam throwing axes reminded me, there is a place in Austin that teaches you how to throw axes, maybe the next lesson for Ellie??

    • Chewy77 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Chewy77

      2 weeks ago

      Or get Ryan the knife throwing guy to teach 

    • FirenautPhx FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Phoenician

      2 weeks ago

      Ryan the knife and dildo throwing guy.

  • RTLstuff FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Normal Meat Person

    2 weeks ago

    I am desperate to go to an American Ren Fair, this looks like so much fun. 


    It's weird that we don't have much stuff like this in the UK, where the history comes from.

  • mdk232 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rhys

    2 weeks ago

    Adam made this video for me! So HAPPY!!!!

  • AH_Justicar FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Pirate Captain

    2 weeks ago

    I get jealous every time I see videos of people at Ren Faires. I want to go to one so badly, but I can't find any near me :(

  • Faximorike FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    I kept expecting Ryan to walk past them in his kilt.