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Million Dollars, But...: Birthday Sex & Negativity Light

Join Barbara, Gavin, and Burnie as they eat all the birthday cake and travel through time to witness their conception.

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  • MarioToast

    5 months ago

    But what if you were conceived through artificial insemination?

  • ROOCIS FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Graphic Design Student

    1 year ago

    The "Fuck You Burnie" cake made me laugh so fucking hard! XD

  • Kaos97 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Forgemaster

    1 year ago

    I like the lava lamp next to all the candles in Burnie's parent's room

  • Jeshire FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    with the seeing your parents when they conceived you, since I am adopted, be one way to see my physical parents heh


  • Lord_Phoenix

    1 year ago

    I am in love with this show I LOVE ROOSTER TEETH THEY FAV ME FAVE

  • PasvSmkng FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Worst ever, of all time

    2 years ago

    Wow, Burnie's parents screwing is like the weirdest episode of Scooby Doo ever.

  • Phantasos12 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Barbara is apparently pretty good at lip sync. Honestly it's a difficult thing to get right, especially when it's someone else's voice. Well done!

  • NemoV

    2 years ago

    Nope

    Nope

    Sure

  • GeeeReg FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Now with 20% less fat!

    2 years ago

    Man, I absolutely love this show - it's so good.

  • kboy21 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Probably a Shark

    2 years ago

    Wouldn't mind having a cake that said "Fuck you" on it for my birthday...

    • Mindjet

      2 years ago

      Because you would actually be given something on your birthday?

      (I'm a terrible person)

    • Loli_King4_Life

      1 year ago

      I wouldn't mind if it said fuck you if some hot chick gave it to me and she actually fucked me lol

  • Dean434 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Just imagine popping in the room watching and you see the guy and your just like. "Wait a second, that's the mailman!" Awesome Show!

  • York995 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    I love this show.


  • VicmanColtor

    2 years ago

    The last one depends on whether or not they know you're there and can see you. If no, I'll do it.

    • Loli_King4_Life

      1 year ago

      that would be sooooo awkward if they could see me, but their bodies don't stop and just keep going through the motions lol.

  • BlueBlurb FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    these are so funny

  • Ryuhime12

    2 years ago

    Laughed so hard I cried.

  • danbonrp FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    i am sick and after watching this i feel better

  • ShrekHasEbola ShrekHasEbola

    2 years ago

    So what if you were concieved by external semination? Do you just get to watch the doctors put dick juice in an egg?

  • DecroMcQuin

    2 years ago

    Is that what they mean when they say "Man of the Cloth"?

  • Br1an21 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Prop Fabricator

    2 years ago

    I could watch this series forever.

  • TankCatapult

    2 years ago

    Okay, you get a million dollars, but...

    • DecroMcQuin

      2 years ago

      ...Every time you end a sentence you have to say the punctuation mark.

    • TankCatapult

      2 years ago

      Honestly? I'd take the million period

    • Aquillav FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 years ago

      Same Here Exlemation Point

  • DaruSH FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Eater of Time and Basil

    2 years ago

    What happened to the pilot episode? It comes up in a search of RT.com but

    clicking on it takes you to a error page

  • Japandali FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    I'M CRYING, I'm laughing so damn hard! Love this series! Covering the eyes of Jesus - GOD!

  • RossRakiNunn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    So my girlfriends mum walked in on me watching this at "conceived through a gloryhole", that wasn't awkward to explain what I was watching...

  • Zher0 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    this by far is my favorite series, always gets me laughing so hard... well done rt

  • nerradmw

    2 years ago

    how did she make 19743 if she makes 98 on a period of an hour is a payment

  • N1klas FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Please never stop making these

  • PieDingus

    2 years ago

    Love this birthday-themed episode.

  • The_Lesser_Known_5th_Horseman FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Gentleman

    2 years ago

    I feel dirty with the last one...

  • kiladre FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Really enjoying A Million Dollars, But...

  • ClassyBagle

    2 years ago

    I wonder what they did with Bernie's cake.

    • EliteGough1998 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Hunter of Grimm

      2 years ago

      Made Burnie eat the entire cake

  • Mindjet

    2 years ago

    Geez, what do these people have against birthdays?

    (Regardless, this is one of the greatest series ever. Of all time.)

  • Lazygamer14 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    This is hilarious and its great to watch! Its like 2 minutes of pure laughter!

  • bestbet24 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Still hands down my favorite new show. My friends and I have been having our own Million Dollars But... sessions inspired by this show.

  • sodafromyoda

    2 years ago

    These have always been spectacular so how are you managing to make them better every time?

  • Jaworth

    2 years ago

    This is becoming one of my favorite RT shows. I would easily watch these if they were 2 or 3 times as long.

  • LPPrince FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    I wouldn't do it for the cake, I wouldn't do it for the red light, but much like Barbara and Burnie I think eventually I'd get used to the parents bumping uglies thing so I'd take up the offer on the last one.

  • Triarch

    2 years ago

    The light would be great, it's like a built in night light. Scared of the dark? No problem. Out late with no flashlight? Don't need one.

    They need to go back to the original Let's Builds for the first Million Dollars Buts.

  • Sapphiet

    2 years ago

    Oh WOW! That last part would be scary!

  • Haydellis

    2 years ago

    A pessimist would be a walking light bulb.

  • profcommie

    2 years ago

    I love this series so much

  • Phoenix512 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    It was obvious that Gavin wouldn't have the red dot installed because it would break the illusion that he thinks he isn't a piece of shit.

  • BloodSkullz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold R.I.P. Jemma my sister

    2 years ago

    What if your parents used artificial insemination. Would you see the mixing in a lab part or the fertilized egg being implanted into your mother part?

    • Lipke

      2 years ago

      More importantly, what if you were adopted?

    • LPPrince FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 years ago

      If you were adopted you'd see your real parents bumping uglies. Adoption doesn't mean you weren't conceived. :P

  • Tunright

    2 years ago

    Best series.

  • loonray FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    This is the best series ever

  • JLamp391 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Those were some good looking cakes.

  • vexa1089

    2 years ago

    XD love this soo much!!!

  • OntosFire FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    This has very quickly become one of my favourite RT series

  • Rickyknife FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Love this series!

  • ctrasco FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Puked in my mouth a little bit at the mental image of my parents have sex to make me. God damn that's gonna fucking haunt me.

  • rhapsodic

    2 years ago

    The first and last skits really did me in. Especially with the priest and nun