Achievement Hunter Animal Attack

Million Dollars, But...: Achievement Hunter Animal Attack

Join the Achievement Hunters as they decide if a million dollars is worth random acts of violence from animals or having baby diapers hurled at their faces.

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  • Jakemon4321 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    I would say use some of the money to hire a task force to protect you just imagine if like there's a flock of birds or something in a tree near you and then you just say "take em out" on a radio and then people just start jumping from helicopters and unloading on the birds

  • Legit-Purpose FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Legit Purpose

    3 months ago

    So you'll survive in a plane crash. You might survive a bullet. Sex is gonna be very gentle from now on.  

  • Roostersaurus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    That penguin  popping the knife out is fucking hilarious

  • Dreadnaught64

    11 months ago

    That airbag thing would be fun

  • LuciusHinds FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    Holy shit it's Meredith. Gavin had a chance to end her before she hurt anyone and he did nothing, what an asshole :P.

  • NickBurnin

    1 year ago

    what about if you had marathon sex and used up 5 condoms. 1 of those 5 jizzy condoms will come flying back at you and get you in the face

  • AshleyIsh FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Felix trash

    1 year ago

    I need more of Ryan in that plaid shirt because reasons.

  • Crusherkin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    The Geoff Contingent.


    Take the animal money then move next to Geoff. May or may not have varying degrees of success

  • Njlamp I rate Tenticle/Tenticle

    1 year ago

    2:44 I used to have that penguin

  • AislingH FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    What if the animal who attacks you is a beloved pet though? Or (probably worse) your child's beloved pet... just kill him/her anyway...?

  • DestructionCatalyst

    1 year ago

    I think I would take all three, just for the satisfaction of training myself to have ninja reflexes, being able to catch a ball at high speeds softly, and buzz baton a bear every so often. That almost sounds like a film Chuck Norris could be in, "Buzz Batons, Bear Attacks, and Return Rubbish

  • D3athAngel

    1 year ago

    Ryan's kid looks like Kerry.

  • SwedishFish86

    1 year ago

    That penguin made me lose it when it pulled out the knife

  • TheLawHammer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold M'kay

    1 year ago

    What's ryan drinking? Whiskey? Water?

    • TodayAmazing FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      diet coke surely

    • milky-eye-balls

      1 year ago

      7UP

  • lightningviking FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Penguin with a knife!

  • Trevmann13 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Ryan's willingness to kill an animal a month is why i love him. that man is amazing

  • 408612 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Bet Ryan had to throw a knife in the wall for that one shot at 00:29

  • Zonnonn

    1 year ago

    I think this is the first Million Dollars, But, which has some awesome combinations. If you took all three, you'd kill the animal, chuck it in a hole, it'd bounce back in your face and the airbag would bounce it back. And it could just keep bouncing, again and again and again. When its a hedgehog, shit gets real.

  • geek96boolean10 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Combat ready?

    1 year ago

    Blaine is getting really good at directing the shots. Every single shot was hilarious in this one.

  • ProfEyebrow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    oh my lord that representation of Ryan's home life was phenomena

  • chuppachump FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ready Meal Enthusiast

    1 year ago

    As if Ryan would actually kill the animals that come after him. He'd put them all in glass pens and give them pet names. He'd have a panda called Horace, and a Capybara called Lionel after a couple months

  • forgottenlor FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Can I hand the trash off to my wife? Or as soon as I hand it to her, does her hand act like the trash can and that's the point where the 20% is decided? If I take the full trash can full of trash I've already thrown out and dump it into the communal dumpster, would that dumpster run an additional 20% analysis? If I threw something out and it's spit back up, would I then have to deal with it possibly chucking it out again? If I have a handful of items and I throw them all into the trash can, does the 20% check each one or do a bulk check?


    #2 is also concerning because burn marks from airbag deployments are not unheard of. #3 is just suicidal.

  • Mattt__

    1 year ago

    Ryan punting the cat was the best thing :'D

  • Davadlynn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I thought the kid was Kerry for a second.

    • Trevmann13 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      I've never seen them together....

  • BlueBlurb FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    The penguin with the switchblade hands down best part

  • Matster360 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Wizard

    1 year ago

    Of course the Mad King would choose the scenario that involves killing animals.

  • Grouchy_Marx FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Has Ryan considered what kind of strain killing an animal every month would have on his marriage with his VETERINARIAN wife?


    Also, the ostrich was absolutely priceless. It was like, "I will BURY you!"

  • Fourleafclov FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    whats ryan drinking? :P

    • DashingPolecat1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Diet Coke

  • Cornworld FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Can't watch this on my phone !

    • Tenlaius FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      don't worry..i can't watch anything on the site right now~! and yet just the other day, I was watching all the things...huh

    • ElDaveo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      I still can't watch any video on this site on anything. Its been 2 days now.

    • xdrfiredogx FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      I can't watch this on your phone either!

  • Cornworld FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Can't watch this on my phone !

  • MKMatty

    1 year ago

    Ryan kicking the cat. The Ostrich necking Gavin, The Diaper, The Penguin pulling the knife. So many potential GIFS!

  • Phatnaru FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    was that the actual Lori?

    • zerk_64 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      I don't know, but from what we heard of her, would she actually have done that?

    • dmiller94

      1 year ago

      i don't think so considering Ryan said she never wants to be on camra

    • Phatnaru FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      I understand their reasoning, but I keep up with Ryan so much, I'm just curious what his wife looks like. We've heard her voice but never seen her face

  • chespinsprouts FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Creator of #RTAce

    1 year ago

    When I heard the second one, all I could think of someone having sex, like just going to town, and an airbag just pops out

    • xdrfiredogx FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      ...and that's the reason why I'm going to NO that one.

  • Nguyen013 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    "I'll kill an animal a month, sure." How Ironic.


    First you trap animals in your hole and now you kill them in real life. Ryan you sick magificient bastard.

  • liamknox10 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Lost it when the penguin flipped out a knife xD

  • The_Humble_Elephant FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Never Forget

    1 year ago

    1950s era Ryan is great.

  • HerculePyro FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Hercule Pyro

    1 year ago

    A penguin with a switch blade!

  • RomanHeretic FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Needs a patch

    1 year ago

    XD I died at the Ostrich.


    Also Ryan "I'll kill an animal a month, sure."

  • SRob "The Magnanimous"

    1 year ago

    I think personally Off Topic should be on more Million Dollar Butts.

  • Jessieatscheese FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    ...the penguin with the switch blade... the diaper in Michael's face... Ryan's body flying through the air... this was a beautiful, beautiful episode.

  • AMK972 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Alex

    1 year ago

    It was weird to see the Off Topic set with a different camera/lighting/cinematic setup.

    • Angea FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      I think they are sitting in-front of a green screen for this episode. That is, only the table and stools are from the set.

  • AhRanger

    1 year ago

    Who is that Blond girl?

  • Overtoad FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    That blonde chick who was gesturing at the cat was great.

  • GreyGhost9036 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Angry Beaver

    1 year ago

    No, Yes, Yes. I live in Texas. So I should be fine. Somebody with a gun will save me.

  • ravenking13 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    yes

    no

    yes

    • LazarouDave FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Can't afford Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Huh...the exact inverse for me

      1 is too much of an inconvenience

      2 seems like it would have a few more "fun" applications as well as useful

      3 I'm fucking weak...couldn't risk that shit being a predator

  • Wolfencreek FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    whose kid is that? did achievement hunter abduct a child

  • egberts

    1 year ago

    "SHOUT OUT TO THE PENGUIN!"

  • JakeClarke FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Great one, lot's of laughs.

  • jmcreech FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I Drink & I Know Things

    1 year ago

    Hmmm something seems off at 1:50 with that background...can't put my finger on it...

  • BByamete FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Bukkake

    1 year ago

    That fence shake is a nice touch!