Flaming Butts – MILLION DOLLARS, BUT... Season Finale

Million Dollars, But...: Flaming Butts – MILLION DOLLARS, BUT... Season Finale

In the season finale of Million Dollars, But…, learn what having a hot butt really means.

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  • BluntObjekt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    The first one would suck, especially if you had to help someone who has trouble walking.   The second one, wouldn't bother me  If it made my teeth look like colored diamonds or something cool then,  I'm all in.   moneybag The last one for "shits and giggles" would come with a price.  Because it would suck burning down a national park or burning one of my friends if I accidently farted after laughing.  Sadly a million dollars in a year wouldn't be enough to be me out of jail for arson.   That was a great season finale.      barbara burnie gavin  

  • MarioToast

    1 year ago

    Million Dollars But...for ten minutes every single month you would be attacked by a random character from one of Rooster Teeth's animated shows. Animated Advent rues, Red vs Blue, Camp Camp, X-Ray and Vav, and RWBY. You can't die from the attacks, but all other injuries remain. You have no idea when the attacks will start. You could luck out and fight like Neil from Camp Camp while you're lifting weights, so you have weapons. Or The Meta could elbow drop you while you're sleeping. And then Cinder arrives while you're in the hospital, recovering from the Meta-elbow.

  • DudebladeX FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Okay, here's one for whenever a Screwattack member comes on:

    Million dollars (Obviously,) but, once a month, you have to go to an anime convention and tell everyone there why Goku would lose to Superman. AND you also have to hijack a large television screen to play either of the Goku vs. Superman fights. Your choice on that one, really.

  • JarGufn

    1 year ago

    Million Dollars But... You will never have to breath and instead of breathing you have to punch the nearest thing with maximum force every 5 minutes. People, animals, objects. Anything get's punched.

  • Steversonaa564

    1 year ago

    a million dollars but whenever you cuss you are attacked by a animal or hunted down by the go

  • Terrnorr12

    1 year ago

    Million Dollars, and you'll be the most attractive person ever. You can get any girl or guy easily........BUT every girl or guy you like or love, you will watch them have sex with an uglier version of you.


  • Flavio815 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I would take it, making my anus a fire starter. think of all the possiblities

  • CTaschereau FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    this would make an interesting party game, cards or on your phone!

  • Terrnorr12

    1 year ago

    A million dollars but......for the rest of you life, you will read books out loud. Includes any reading material....anywhere. If it isn't in your language, you will still be reading it. Porno mags, smut, and/or shitty novels are also included.

    • AislingH FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      When you read a foreign language does it sound like you don't know it or that you're from x country?

    • D_Silvs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold *insert later

      1 year ago

      done

    • GeoffVader FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      I'll pass. Every part of that is perfectly okay, except for the porn. Can't do the porn.

    • Terrnorr12

      1 year ago

      Aisling H. To answer the question, Both.

    • Terrnorr12

      1 year ago

      If the language you will read contains an alphabet or whatever that doesn't go from A-Z, like Chinese, Japanese, Russian, etc., it will be up to you to learn mentioned language. Just imagine reading a How-to on speaking this certain language while reading a book in the language that you're learning.

  • Smiller

    1 year ago

    I would definitely do flame butt. What if a terrorist came out of nowhere and you have a serious need to fart? You could be like Arnold Schwarzenegger delivering one liners like, "You're fired!" and setting the terrorist on fire! Or become a new superhero! Just the possibilities you could do with flame butt!

  • patrickmaher FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Infamous 535

    1 year ago

    Testing video time stamp detection in comments for Enhanced RT extension.


    • Scenario 1 (Barbara) 00:04
    • Scenario 2 (Burnie) 1:28
    • Scenario 3 (Gavin) 2:25

    A lot of money

    1. 0:16
    2. 1:31
    3. 2:29

    Max Kruemcke 3:02

  • Burning_Zero FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Gunpla is Freedom!

    1 year ago

    A million dollars but.... you are a portable GPS locator where everybody in the world knows where you are. For example if your using a GPS to find a certain shop you will see a small red arrow of the dude with the million dollars.

  • AbominableSnowman FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I would say yes to all 3 cause I have no shame and love some sweet money

  • ChibiAcer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I think "animals attack you once a month" was my favorite scenario of the season. A lot of great one overall, though.

  • Datenshi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Yes!

    Yes!

    No!

  • Afroclown FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    HAHA Gavin's face while reading books!!!

  • SecretCows FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ferlynn

    1 year ago

    Yes.

    Yes, if I could pick the color.

    No. Never. God, why?

  • BLJY

    1 year ago

    Yes

    No (I'm actually pretty sensitive about my teeth)

    No (too much pressure).

  • Legit-Purpose FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Legit Purpose

    1 year ago

    Burnie forgot to pay for the drink! Also for the last one, there is still the sun and if you use a magnifying glass wouldn't that create heat and, on certain materials, fire?

    • ChibiAcer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      I guess in this magical Million Dollar Butt universe things would no longer catch fire from excessive heat like that.

  • ravenking13 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    No

    Yes

    No

  • AndrewPatroclus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Butt Pirate

    1 year ago

    hoping for a season 3! WOO

  • Icky427 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Icky

    1 year ago

    no, yes, no. black teeth? im forever alone, so who cares?!

  • Matt317 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold the guy

    1 year ago

    I like that NASA uses a Matrix screensaver. :P

  • JackAnders FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I see no downside to the last scenario.

    • NiSoKr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Aside from the destruction of human society. But really no biggie.

  • DoubleDuke FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Smile Junkie

    1 year ago

    Completely lost it at Gavin reading books with hookers.

  • Reviewingremy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I don't think she'd need the fire. I'm sure a lot of guys would happily huddle round Barbara's butt.

    • GeoffVader FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      And they'd still be able to roast marshmallows over it! AYOOOO~!

  • j4sonm FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Season Finale already!? It feels like it just started up again.

  • Countryen FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold German Geeky Fan

    1 year ago

    Meg looks different in this one. I would do the coloured-teeth one.

  • Mattt__

    1 year ago

    If I could choose the color of my teeth I'd take that for sure, I'd be like Jaws from 007 :') gleaming silver teeth.


    I really can't wait for the new season BUT....what about the RoosterSnaps clip of Gavin eating tons of Oreos....

    • Licourtrix FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      I wonder if the oreos were how he got his teeth that color?

    • Mattt__

      1 year ago

      Not it's a completely different sketch, because on the video he's stuffing his face with Oreos and then offers some to a woman and she just looks at him like 'wtf? :') they used like a green screen effect for the teeth color

  • Dumbird FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    The teeth one was so gross

  • outdatedmeme FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold liable biomass

    1 year ago

    Did Gavin microwave a bowl of lettuce

  • Firearrow5235 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Web Developer

    1 year ago

    Someone with time should make a compilation of all the times Burnie has said "That's a lot of money" on Million Dollars But... I'm almost positive he's said it on every episode he's in.

  • lunchbox8 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I found my new wallpaper for my desktop at work.... 2:21


  • XmasForJuan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    As always, these episodes are way too funny and way too short. In a good way. It'd be awesome if they can actually pull of a real episode of "Million Dollars, But..." at the upcoming RTX, though of course they'd have to change it to "Hundred Dollars, But..." for obvious reasons ^^

    Seeing how this is one of their most popular series, I'd wager that most fans would want to be a part of it.

    • BenMazza FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      This would be a great idea.

  • Cryomancer42 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold An Egotistical Scumbag

    1 year ago

    "I wanna control the world with my butt" Burnie Burns, 2016

    Then again, he would live up to his name

    • Reviewingremy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      That is now my quote of the week.

  • gsus_17 UrbanPlanner

    1 year ago

    that NASA guy at 3:02 totally looks like Dmitriy Sharakois from the Russian TV series Interns (интерны).

  • RyDizzle

    1 year ago

    I would honestly do the running thing

  • Jessieatscheese FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Such a great series. I will impatiently await another season. :)

  • TheRTV FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Round Peg in Square Hole

    1 year ago

    I would do the teeth thing hands down. At the very least it would make for interesting conversation. I'd be way too lazy for the sprinting one. Maybe the fire one, if I could just light a few sources and then more sources of fire get lit from those and so on and so fourth.

  • OnlyAverage FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I'd just like to take a moment and appreciate Barbara in fishnets. I would definitely do the sprinting one, though. Can you imagine how good of shape you would be in?

    • Aniwaya FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Same here, she's quite pretty in fishnets.

    • mattster232 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Can't afford Double Gold

      1 year ago

      What do you mean? Barbara was not in fishnets

    • OnlyAverage FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      2:21 bub.

    • Zuxie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Barbara didn't wear fishnets though?

    • BillyNat FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Yeeeeeah that's not Barbara =P

    • Isaiah_TSSF FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      That wasn't her.

  • The_Humble_Elephant FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Never Forget

    1 year ago

    I love the edit with the hookers reading with Gavin.

  • DLGR FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold TheTallLoud1

    1 year ago

    Really fun episode. :DD

  • KyleTreger FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Can't wait for next season! This show is hilarious!

  • Winst0n FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Given how he feels about fire, Fredrick from Awakening would consider that last one

    • Merudon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      I should get that considering I was supposed to read that for English this year but you know...

  • ninaeatworld FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    If you take the money you could say you have a million dollar butt...

  • jessemcbeath FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    That was some really good editing with the teeth part.

  • spoick FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    just an observation, every single time they say "million dollars but", Burnie always follows up with "that's a lot of money". I've noticed this in previous episodes as well

    • Numbers626 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Eater of Pies

      1 year ago

      What does that mean

    • detox2181 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      I also remember Barbara saying it once when Burnie wasn't there.

    • theatricowl

      1 year ago

      a million dollars is a lot of money

    • CookieMonsta2408 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      its the show! if it isnt said then its not the same xD i think its suppost to be an ongoing joke sort of thing

    • spoick FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      I agree!! It's like his thing now, his catchphrase for the show :)

  • Nohrian_Scum #Trump2016

    1 year ago

    I always love these. I need the next season now.

  • RKezizz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Worst Sponsor

    1 year ago

    "I want to control the world with my butt." -Burnie Burns

    • KSTW

      1 year ago

      r/nocontext

  • Monokite FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I would love to be huddled around Barbara's Butt, or anyone at Rooster Teeth's butt. Also season finale already!! Went by so quickly