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Million Dollars, But...: Screaming Penis

Join Barbara, Gavin, and Jeremy for the season 3 finale of Million Dollars, But. Will the crew take a million bucks for a screaming penis or permanent snapchat filters? Find out!

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  • Vash_Nightshade FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    how the hell would the second one work with the ladies?

  • Vash_Nightshade FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    one of, if not the best of the series

  • Legit-Purpose FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Legit Purpose

    3 months ago

    What did they put in those pants?

  • 408612 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    0:31 "At night" It looks like 1 in the afternoon

  • Christoph569

    7 months ago

    Is the series cancelled?

  • aggiewes FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    2 Things:


         1. WHY haven't there been more? I love this series.

         2. They have talked about on the RT Podcast how these episodes are cuts of about 2 hours worth of talking and going over these scenarios. Am I the only person who thinks that if they recorded the discussions and made it into a podcast that that would be awesome? 


    Maybe I'm crazy...

  • jlil001 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    why do they stop doing these i love these 


  • Silverilly FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Well, SOMEONE took the million dollars if Gavin's desk is anything to go by.

  • Gyun FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Awesome Nerd

    9 months ago

    This was a good ep of MDB. Always makes me giggle. LOL

  • jlil001 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    how dose option 2 work for Barbra and  do we really wanna know 

  • ninaeatworld FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Jeremy's acting is the best!!!

  • LCPeter

    9 months ago

    I imagine that your dick would be screaming if you were thrusting it through a concrete block?

  • korbitr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Roller of Ones

    9 months ago

    Lil' J needs to be in more mainstream RT content, not just AH. He's got a great personality; the podcast where he filled in for Gus was amazing...

  • EarlVOstar FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Out of curiosity, is that Jason Murphy from Scam School /Modern Rogue at the end there?

  • xdrfiredogx FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Think I'll have to go hell no, Hell No, and Hell Yeah on this batch.

  • Nguyen013 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Jeremy used Karate Thrust Attack on Furniture. It's Super Effective!!!!

  • SniperCaboose

    9 months ago

    Yay, Mica has joined the MDB crew

  • hydra38811 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    I have to go no, HELL NO, and no on this one.  While the first and third ones don't seem that bad, I think it would get annoying after a while.

    • uilus

      9 months ago

      But think of all the benefits of the first one! You'd have the power to destroy anything like it's tissue paper!...well, as long it's not a living thing. I do wonder if you'd fall through a multi story building though.

  • Solvandus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    I love how Barbara's face after breaking through the first chair is just "Okay yeah wow that just happened, fuck you too, chair."


    Also, Lil J's pelvic board pulverizer.

  • Charles_Ackerman

    9 months ago

    can't wait for more Lil J

  • Izzu

    9 months ago

    Finally some good ones again!

  • ShadowSICK66 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    MORE LIL J

  • JFourjacks FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Best episode of MDB in a while. Karate J was hilarious. Get these 3 back on together!

  • chelwege FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Video Editor

    9 months ago

    Best episode so far this season. Great use of practical and visual effects! Also Great use of Lil J.

  • Arizona_Joe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Barbara at 4:10 is gonna haunt my dreams. Like damn I'm terrified of that thing.

  • JCLegoMan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Too poor for double gold

    9 months ago

    This episode was so brilliant, love these three together, they're so damn funny.

  • gem_scheltema FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTBox reviews each month

    9 months ago

    Fucking brilliant episode. I don't know how Barbara makes falling through a chair look good, but I'm willing to roll with it. Jeremy did an amazing job too!

  • Velric FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    The special effects in the 3rd segment were very nicely done.

  • misskass FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Head Guardian RTX Sydney

    9 months ago

    Lil J's junk was really the star of this episode. 

  • WerewolfLink FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Great ep. Well done LIL J!

  • SaintAussie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    'Screaming penis' sounds like an awesome name for a band

  • TofuMan11 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Shoutout to the Sac Kings Shorts Lil J was wearing!!

  • MrVinegar206 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Jeremy further cementing his place as one of the best at RT. He was outstanding. The whole episode was fantastic. Though, I must know what sorcery they used to make Lil J look taller than Gavin and Barbara sitting on the stool.

  • jamafordicus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Jeremy!!!!!!! I was so excited to see him this episode

  • TyTy518 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    I would absolutely take scenario 2. Imagine if it started happening while making love to a girl when it's already inside her! It'd be perfect!

    • Allghilliedup88 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      That just sounds like it would be painful for both of you

    • adoorable_door FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Chromophobic

      9 months ago

      yea, it would be too unpredictable

  • wonderbread58 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    I really want to see the whole discussion before editing.

  • julieannemm FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    What's up with Jeremy's hair??

  • FlamingIceGiant FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    I love how the first scenario was about furniture breaking and they turned it into pretty much everything you touch breaks. I would probably take it if 1) seats on transportation (cars, planes, boats, etc.)aren't considered furniture and 2) air mattresses aren't considered furniture. I might think of some other things later, but those would probably be the deal breakers. Also, would a door be considered furniture? I don't think it is.

  • ChibiAcer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    This was a super well done episode.  Funny scenarios, and great acting and editing. yang-32.png 


    I wonder how they got the movement going inside their pants.  Some kinda motion prop, or was that someone else's hand?

  • tyuiopsigma FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold King of Toaster Pastries

    9 months ago

    I think I could go my life without having Lil J humping boards burned into my memory

  • booksds FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Slightly Upset King

    9 months ago

    Dang it Jeremy, why'd you have to break those boards while I was drinking water?

  • Jessieatscheese FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Class episode. Couldn't stop laughing, especially at the filters one. It was so well done. These just get better and better each episode. 

  • HemboHero FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold wot

    9 months ago

    I was not ready for Gavin and Barbara's bug eyes effect.

    • ShadowSICK66 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      Love your YouTube channel dude

  • TheGekkoSpectre The Gekko Spectre

    9 months ago

    LIL J was so awesome XD

  • AaronKochummen FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Just uniquely the same

    9 months ago

    Died laughing at lil J smashing boards, that was awesome lol

  • Quanze FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    We definitely need some .gifs of Jeremy breaking the boards.

  • Jpalivoda FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    lil j = MVP of this video

  • NioralNoas FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Nioral Noas

    9 months ago

    LIL J! He looks so good in all of the scenarios! I'm so happy to see him on MDB

  • MasterfulOop FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Mr and Mrs. Jones' Child

    9 months ago

    It's a damn shame the season is already over!

  • MasterRut FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Gotta love that the cake comes out of the oven frosted lol

    • rednumber40 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      That's not frosting.