Wayward Wiener

Million Dollars, But...: Wayward Wiener

Join Gavin, Burnie, and Blaine at RTX Sydney as they take scenarios from the Rooster Teeth community. Can they find their genitals in a dark room filled with sausages? Will they take velociraptor legs? Find out!

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  • HellsSniper FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 hours ago

    The last one with the sneezing was amazing!

  • MorbidMette FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 days ago

    Oh god, the grocery store Blaine scenario had me cracking up for way too long.

  • borisof007 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold HR Manager, Engineering

    4 days ago

    lol Blaine I have that same millennium falcon shirt

  • korbitr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Roller of Ones

    1 week ago

    Blaine's scenario is literally the stuff of nightmares...

  • ADy1ngCh1pmunk

    1 week ago

    Million dollars but you can never use the phrase "That's a lot of money" ever again. Something tells me Burnie might not take that one...

  • Hunterstark FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Now I want to try some cock bite cereal 

    • borisof007 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold HR Manager, Engineering

      1 week ago

      I JUST NOTICED the cereal name XD

  • DrLampost FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    clever girl

  • DaruSH FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Eater of Time and Basil

    1 week ago

    I wonder... If Burnie's head did get separated from his body in that scenario, would his body grow another head too?

  • Kishin_of_Chaos FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The King of Salt

    1 week ago

    I want the fall over one. Just to watch the city collapse. It'd be fun.

    • CenterJacked FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 days ago

      What a morbid thought, I like it!

  • JChurch13 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Man I've had nightmares about the tooth one multiple times. 

  • IchigoY24 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    That last one but if the thing falls at terminal velocity

  • alltimebillie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    I'm still laughing over Blaine and the knee thing!

  • Sonicxben FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    To play or not to play?  That is the question!

  • aab0289 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    damn, so many people would freak out with the knees. Though perfect time to cosplay as elites from halo.

    • DaruSH FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Eater of Time and Basil

      1 week ago

      blarg blarg honk honk

  • doromil FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    raptor blaine is my new favorite blaine moment, move over too spooky

  • twiffidy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Burnie's teeth scenario is basically a reoccurring dream of mine so it really freaked me out

  • DarkPhoenixMishima FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    1) Nope. Keeping my dick where it is.

    2) The question is how easy my limbs fall off and what constitutes as a limb considering Burnie lost his body in the scenario. My major concern is it's really just a repeat of the first scenario.

    3) Easy, buy false teeth that are capable of holding your shitty teeth in place as well.

    4) Shakespeare... maybe. Depends on if I'm I aware of this or if it becomes natural, because it could get annoying.

    5) Just so long as it doesn't actually hurt I'll take the knees.

    6) Taking it just so my sneezes have the chance of being classified as weapons of mass destruction.

    • JenModding FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      Sneezes of Mass Destruction.

  • Wolfgang525 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    I don't understand why they can't record podcasts at live events with this kind of audio.

    • silencednight01 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      its called a semi decent handheld microphone and common sense when using one

  • MrPuma_Itsarealanimal_ FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Saw myself in the audience, nice.

    • AgedLikeAHeroinAddict FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      How many garbage scenarios did people propose at the show that didn't make it into the video?

    • MrPuma_Itsarealanimal_ FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      At least there were enough good ones to uses in the video

  • CraigDuncan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Jesus, I genuinely cried laughing alone in my flat at Blaine's skit in the grocery store 

  • BrennRambles FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    This was excellent! Amazing season so far!

  • BinHong FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Legit Purpose

    1 week ago

    The sneeze one while standing at Trump Tower.

  • MadWolfFenrir FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    I'm at work, and Blaine had me laughing way too hard with the leg thing.

  • Dieflig FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    I liked the fan contributions. Maybe AH should get people to send in MDBs, and they can pick the best ones for the show.


    • DarkPhoenixMishima FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      I wouldn't mind having five or so fan sent ones to just be a discussion with no acted out scenes, maybe giving the top three during that submission period that honor.

  • ScorchR FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    The knee thing broke me in a public place. I was crying I was trying so hard to keep from laughing out loud. It didn't work very well with the snorts.

  • Chubrnibre FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    This was awesome, all of these were great choices, even the fan ones. Backwards knee skit in the shop left me in creases.

  • DavidtheWavid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    So $4,000,000 but your teeth and dick fall off constantly, and your legs can bend backwards and fall off. Hm... Can I spend my money on getting myself cloned and bribing government officials to make human cloning real and transfer my consciousness, or...?

  • UltraPrimal FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    The audience ones were the best! Although I like that Gavin had the suit of armor running gag.

  • UltraPrimal FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Scenario #2 reminded me of Mutant League.

  • cranchy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    This one was so good, fans nailed it too!

  • FadeHawk FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    God the backwards knees one when the guy goes down the isle. That was awesome. I laughed so hard at that bit. By far the best one.

  • koolmac143 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    I'd do #6

  • Jessieatscheese FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    This was so great. I didn't notice the time so I was pleasantly surprised when it continued with the fan suggestions. 

    • AgedLikeAHeroinAddict FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      When I saw "Scenario 4" come up it was like Christmas morning.

  • majortaiki FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Million dollars but every time you change or slightly adjust your clothes you got through a Sailor Moon transformation (including being naked) just to be wearing the same clothes again.

    • TK_SWAG FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      You wouldn't even have to pay me, I would straight up take this one.

    • AgedLikeAHeroinAddict FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      Do my genitals also happen to disappear during the transformation?

  • Burning_Zero FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Gunpla is Freedom!

    2 weeks ago

    Burnie signed my 1/100 Yang's Burning Zero Gundam. It's in his photo somewhere and I have not seen it on here but I have the model. I also got a rooster teeth coin from him too so thanks mate.

    (If you want to see Yang's Gundam check my profile for the pictures.


    PS: I asked Burnie to show the picture to Barbara of Yang's Gundam.

  • Vincent-Vango FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Holy shit, it's 2:00 AM, and I have to physically cover my mouth to keep from waking up my parents with my laughter at Blaine in the supermarket going "BLBLBLBLBLBL".

    • ms.sky

      2 days ago

      I just read your comment and I'm trying not to laugh out loud in class right now

  • TGNick FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Oh my god, I'm in tears over the backward legs. 

  • BardicBrad FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Leave it to the ladies to have the best selections to get picked. All very well done.

    • Smooth_Dog FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Alcoholic

      1 week ago

      But then there's the cooties though

  • thefunion FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Gold Stars

    2 weeks ago

    Like the longer episode with more scenarios! Also, it was a great idea to include audience suggestions 

  • TaelarRko FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    That backwards knees skit was hilarious. They should do more live ones like this in the future. :D

  • Alteran17 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Totally take the backwards knee, easiest Halloween costume ever!

  • Sase3119 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    The suit of armor made me so happy

  • godzylla FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    wow, they really got the use out of the suit of armor.

  • luwke FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Otaku

    2 weeks ago

    what would happen if you sneezed, and the only thing near you was a weeble

    • destrroyerboy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Hype

      1 week ago

      See, the joke there is that they don't fall down

  • ProjectNapalm FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Gavin, how do you play Halo with a N64 controller? Otherwise great idea with the live version!

  • PhoenixBlue13 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    I'm just thinking: you get a splinter or a thorn in your arm, and you're just like "fuck I don't wanna deal with this" and you just smack your arm really hard, it falls off and bam, no more splinter. 

  • Dazzyboy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Daz

    2 weeks ago

    The backwards Knee, just Oh god, I couldn't stop laughing. Bloody brilliant crying from laughter :')

  • Liquidus_Snake0 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    probably one of the best

  • SamiGlitch FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Sami Glitch

    2 weeks ago

    The sneeze thing would be a great party trick

  • The-A-Baum FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Blaine's backward knees bit was fucking gold, new favorite episode of MDB