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  • RWBY4LIF3 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    16 hours ago

    I take the money for purple car and probably the gravity if I could figure out a effective solution. 

  • LeethalArrow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Nerdy Actor

    1 week ago

    I live in California. Scenario one would be perfect.

  • Reminets FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    if u have a million dollars y not just discontinue the color purple from any car line 

    • VanessaMagick

      1 week ago

      Car manufacturers make way more than a million dollars from their cars, it wouldn't stop dealers and people repainting it purple, and you'd have no spending money left anyway.

  • MartyGras2

    2 weeks ago

    Awesome Episode.

    I would take the money for all the scenarios except the purple car. 

  • Alahev FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    I couldn't do the purple car one. There's someone at my work who has a purple car and we work mostly the same shifts. 8I

  • MrBananaGrabber FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Is that the StevenSuptic guy that was also recently in the Funhaus videos?  

  • aspielord FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    So, the first be 'Million Dollars to live in England'? Where do I sign, I want Free Money!

  • AaronMitche1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Today on Austin news, the Purple Car Puncher has now attacked over 30 people. We have a description of the Purple car puncher, but every report we have, people get his ethnicity wrong. So for now, the purple car puncher is still unknown.

  • dmbdan41 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    @burnie with the great old-man run during the Purple Car Parade!

  • blackbeltbap FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    I would take the million dollars for the purple car one because in the 22 years i have been on this earth I have probably seen less than a dozen purple cars. it has to be pretty rare at least 1 in a 100000 or more. that is a shame too because purple is one of my favorite car colors. now I wonder "what if you owned a purple car"

  • PsychoSweetheart FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Gus mentions purple car, all I think about is Jeremy in GTA xD

    • Geoffbell FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Robo-armed and dangerous

      2 weeks ago

      "Rimmy Ti- oh shit it's Burnie!" 


      "Hey guys how are you do-" *burnie proceeds to punch jeremy

  • Theindomitablebagel FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    For the gravity one, just wear a parachute at the start of each month until the effect has passed for that month. Free skydiving!

  • SchizoidHorse9 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    I drive a 1997 Ford Escort... That's purple. That could really be a problem. 

  • KenReels FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Video Producer

    2 weeks ago

    The one thing I took away from this was the fact that they found three purple cars.

    • awsomesaucekirby FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Delusional Desparado

      2 weeks ago

      I would never be able to play saint's row again.

  • Kloule FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Sad at the lack of Geoff

    • chemily FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 weeks ago

      Geoff was sad too. But it's not related to this. He's just sad in general.

  • Invader-Jim FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Burnie punching his nan was too fucken good.

  • FaZe_Pedro FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Holy shit best one yet

  • MastaChiefa99 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    No gravity wouldn't be a problem so long as you didn't move.  You still have inertia keeping you to the ground.  So during those 6 hours, just lay in bed and binge your favorite show.  


    Edit: I don't know physics

    • Sinderio FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold A Small Cow

      2 weeks ago

      inertia is precisely why it WOULD be a problem, what's the only thing keeping you from flying away from the curvature of the earth due to its rotation? Gravity.

  • NicolaiAAA FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    So if you can get away with carrying a giant anchor and that works, hell, I'd buy me some weighted boots. Turn into Goku for a year, problem solved! GIMME THE MONEY!  moneybag

  • PascallePoison FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Being from West Europe, it's constantly raining and I never bring an umbrella. So nothing would change, I'd just be rich lol. 

  • TheLazySwordsman FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold TobiasGReaper

    2 weeks ago

    Honestly feel like the rain would give me the biggest problems. I hate minor annoyances like that with a passion. I wouldn't take this one.

    No gravity would be easy to deal with. You are weightless for the duration so light ankle weights would be enough to keep you from floating away at random and thats assuming your clothing isn't already doing that. It's not like you are suddenly being repelled by the earth or anything. I am absolutely taking this one.

    Could always wear sock 'em boppers for the rest of your life for some good laughs. Otherwise, I have my fingers crossed that the closest person to me is the asshole driving a purple car. Probably not taking this one; if only because I couldn't handle the guilt first time I punched someone seriously ill or anything like that.


    • Inappropirate FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 weeks ago

      How would being heavier make gravity work again? Even if you tied a Nimitz class aircraft carrier to your leg you and the ship are floating away. 

    • dinocubfan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 weeks ago

      I believe the point he is making is that while gravity has no affect on you, it would still act on obects, so the ankle weights would still feel the effects of gravity (just like the anchor in the video).

  • dragonbreth4 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    i would say no to the purple car one but I honestly can't remember the last time i have seen a purple car (besides this video)

    • BrowningMt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 weeks ago

      The only purple cars I have seen are PT Cruisers, VW Bug, and I wanna say the Chevy HHR

  • YoBoySarge FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold You just got sarged

    2 weeks ago

    Iamverymoist should be RT's go-to jackass for live action

  • dennett316 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Ugh...that no gravity thing would be horrible.  I've had actual nightmares about that, just having zero control of your body and floating around, trying desperately to get some control back.  Gah...no, no amount of money would be worth it.

    Storm cloud idea is fine though, can live with a bit of rain.  So long as there's no lightning involved...wouldn't want somebody asking about the weather, and suddenly my cat gets struck by lightning.

  • GrimmLock72 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Biotic God

    2 weeks ago

    best part of this video was the teenager lipsyncing with everybody on the first scenario

  • ThelostRanger FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    I couldn't do the third one because i am the owner of a purple car and i would end up punching my wife every morning when i leave for work.

  • Dazzyboy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Daz

    2 weeks ago

    I'll take my chances with the purple Car, I like those odds especially when not seen one in years.

  • Elit3Blaze FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    What are the odds of seeing a purple-colored car? I'd definitely take the third one!

  • Kcyeager FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    I literally just bought the game and expansion packs today. 

    • Dazzyboy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Daz

      2 weeks ago

      Theres expansions packs? I haven't seen them on the store at all.

  • Kazu215 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    I couldn't do the first one. I'm close to electronics like 24/7.

    I'm a little confused on the 2nd one. Is gravity reversed, or is it 0 gravity. I could live with 0 gravity, but not with reverse gravity.

    No way on the 3rd one. I can't talk to people now, let alone physical contact.


  • Kazu215 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    "So you get a million dollars, but every time..."


    Excuse me. Burnie? Is that *or is it not* a lotta money. I NEED CONFIRMATION DAMN IT!

  • BrennRambles FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Love seeing the founders together, brings a smile to face. Reminds me the early days of Rooster Teeth

  • hazr.cs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Love seeing Matt in more content.

  • CovertLady83 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    I'd do the first two but not the last one. I have a purple car so it would just mean I'd be punching people on a daily basis.

  • Coulomb FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    I'll take the second one because Burnie doesn't seem to understand how gravity works.

  • irvono FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Irvono

    3 weeks ago

    WTF Gus playing basketballl

  • TRSChaos FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    million dollars but everytime you have sex or masturbate, someone you know will appear and watch you till completion.

    • Novaraven747 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      For a million? Would do that for less XD doesn't exactly bug me all that much.

    • raemigs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 weeks ago

      How well do you know them? Could it be the cashier who sold you some chips a few years ago?

    • TRSChaos FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 weeks ago

      raemigs, its anyone you meet or know. It could be your spouse's parents or it could be a bum. You have to finish no matter what.

  • korbitr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Roller of Ones

    3 weeks ago

    The actors lip-syncing the lines were especially good in this episode!

  • Righthero FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Are there a lot of purple cars in Austin? I haven't seen a purple car in years!

    • Licourtrix FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      Who do we know at RT always has to have a purple car in GTA...

  • Jessieatscheese FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Does anyone else have Now That We're Men from Spongebob the movie stuck in their heads thanks to this video?

  • GayElephant FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Color blind to purple. Immunity. Ill take my million please.

    • N.Rockero FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      I dig your loophole, but what if you weren't immune, and to you, you seemingly just randomly start punching people?


      Just an idea.

    • Phatnaru FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      They didn't say you had to know that you saw a purple car. They just said that you had to see a purple car.

    • JerichoF FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 weeks ago

      It's just been revoked.

  • Hollowtiger21 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Incredibly Underwhelming

    3 weeks ago

    Matt, I think you could be in parade now.

  • Colorfulskulls FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    You got Gus to do this even though he hates theoretical questions???? HOW

  • raemigs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    These look like they'd be insanely fun to film.

    • IAmVeryMoist FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Broadcast Intern

      3 weeks ago

      They are!

  • Handsy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Professional Ametuer

    3 weeks ago

    Was it just me or did every camera they used have a different white balance?

  • themitch101 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Burnie punching all the purple car drivers was by far the best part! XD

    • atadsp FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      The purple car part was the best part ^_^

  • camdawg FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    The Dad in the parade scene looks like Jason Bateman 

  • DamnPeaches FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DamnPeaches

    3 weeks ago

    yes its back!!!


  • blameTheDog FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    I'd actually have to pass on the first scenario. Not only are my friends kind of dicks and would troll the hell out of me, but I live in Georgia where everyone and their mother is taken surprise by the weather at any given moment. 


    Gus trying to human was amazing and I just realized we need more weekly Matt!

  • Gildarts FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold That Guy

    3 weeks ago

    I'd easily take the money for the loss of gravity. You only have to deal with it for a year. Just stay home. You can go years without working on $1 million so take one off.