Femme Fatales

Million Dollars, But...: Femme Fatales

Join Barbara, Mariel, and Elyse on a grim and ghoulish quest for money in a Death-themed episode of Million Dollars, But!

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  • grahmadi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    a million dollars but...you have to win the hunger games first

  • grahmadi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    a million dollars but...everytime you go to the doctors someone you love dies.

  • Poundcaked FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Loaf Cake

    1 week ago

    So glad to see Mariel make her debut on MBD! 

  • p7m

    1 week ago

    'First' members btw, watch this on facebook a week before btw

  • MemesAreCancer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Good thing Elyse doesnt have a ponytail anymore.

    like if you get that reference

  • Alchemyst19 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    "I'd go a little crazy." I mean, you're already seeing dead people. How much crazier can you get?

    • sprite1337 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

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  • Maeel FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I like things

    1 week ago

    Poor Gus got name dropped twice.

  • bumblebee24gambolshroud FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    reap the benefits XD 

    and Barbara for the win ♥

  • ThirdElliot FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Viva la Oinkvolution

    1 week ago

    Damn the girls mdb set is so much cleaner, it’s the damn bathroom situation all over again.

  • lyr0bear FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Funny stuff! I have the card game but, apparently Im not using it to its fullest potential. 

    • lyr0bear FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      Also, Yes to Grim Reaper, just gotta watch out for those finger guns... they are killers.

    • Sonicxben FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      Oh, that's ghastly!

  • BQJmcF FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Awesome!

  • lookus264 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    You guys did a Weekend at Bernie's scenario and you don't use Burnie?  

  • AustinL0012 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    havent watched Funhaus in ass time so I dont know when Elyse cut her hair but she looks fantasic with it short. Nice Style Elyse!

  • AProMaster FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Rest in peace, Pizza Guy. You will be missed. 

  • slapstick78 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    "You could be the Grim Rapper"

    GOD DAMN IT BARB!

  • cbeaman FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Ok I loved this episode, especially the "Weekend at Burnies" section. 


    Would it be too much to ask for a Weekend at Burnies Gus, but a day in the life? Like say Barb, Gavin, and Blaine would have to make sure 'dead gus' had to get through a full day with out any one noticing before the voodoo doctor arrived and fixed it. Oh and Ester had to be fooled too.


    Extra Life 2018 Stretch goal? PLEASE??????

  • Jamanese FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Yes to the reaper because I would make a killing. Yes to the ghosts because it would be hilarious. No to the dead body because that's just too much work for me. 

  • mizore FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    is this the episode gus was complaining about a few podcasts ago?

    • GoofOff FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      Thats what I was going to say, I'm pretty sure it is, he was lugged around like corkwood

  • Bomberman1218 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    I would totally take the reaper one, but I’d keep a little list of those whom I’ve killed so it’ll look like I’m Light Yagami

  • bemse FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I'm just happy 2 b here

    1 week ago

    "Well, we used Gus once, might as well have him again" - MDB logic

  • CSLMuramasa FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Demon Blade

    1 week ago

    Not only would I do the first I have to ask: is there a renewal plan? Is one million a year the grim reaper's pay? Because I'm seeing literally zero downside to it.

    • GoofOff FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      Wasn't there an episode of family guy where death got a sprained ankle and suddenly nobody could die.  THAT COULD BE YOU

  • toolzawesome Keeps the Cool

    1 week ago

    Elyse looks hot while the other two look ugly! 

  • sp2468 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Not the best million dollars but kinda eh

  • EliJayFly FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    I feel like Elyse kept mentioning Gus so he'd have to be in all the clips

  • TerrenceNoran21 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Million Dollars but....for once a week, you drop dead.....for six hours, Doesn't matter where you are....you will drop dead. There will be no warning....it just happens. 


    What happens to you? Well, you become a ghost.....for six hours.

    • GoofOff FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      I was going to ask if it was scheduled or random, but you said there was no warning, so im assuming random.  I wouldn't take it, space that out over a few months, and it's fairly likely to happen while driving.  But dead sleep would be the best sleep, and if you're with someone, they dont need to hear you snore that night, THEN YOU CAN GHOST THEM.  damn this is tempting.  If there was the stipulation nobody was hurt and nothing destroyed due to the dropping dead, i'd bite

  • TerrenceNoran21 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Gus makes a good cadaver.





    Assuming he's actually alive....for this.

    • gus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Elite Staff

      1 week ago

      Best acting of my life.

    • nicus9 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      @gus "Oh so Gus finally activated his retirement plan...."

  • tvalien54 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    When this was mentioned on the podcast, I was stoked to see gus in Million Dollars Butt.  Was not disappointed!

  • OfficialXener FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Punkelman Uni Graduate

    1 week ago

    Barb's bedazzled scythe was the design inspiration for Crescent Rose

  • nickshilts FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    'hey gus doesn't like doing anything let's make him involved in every sketch possible


    • gus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Elite Staff

      1 week ago

      -_-

    • nicus9 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      Now they just have to mention both Gus and Geoff since they're such HUUUUUGE fans of doing live action

  • rchris48 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold "Burgertime" Chef

    1 week ago

    Oh thank you, thank you, this was soo damn funny and I needed to laugh today. Rock on Ladies!

  • Furitaurus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Can Elyse and James please make a full length comedic version of the pottery scene from Ghost?

  • nojkoor1584 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Kinda surprised Barb didn't go full pun mode and have Burnie be involved in the Weekend at Burnie's sketch

  • eggbagel FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Thara

    1 week ago

    Power trio right here

  • Tmacatak FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    More Gus.

  • LiamAllen FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    The title should either be Femme Fatale, or more likely Femmes Fatales. At the moment, you've put a singular noun with a plural adjective.

  • Avexas FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    oh so this is the episode Gus was bitching about awhile back, the one he had to be in cause they kept mentioning him by name

    • gus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Elite Staff

      1 week ago

      Yup.  Had to be on set by 7am for the scene where Barbara is dragging me and we're in the canoe.  I was extra cranky.

    • RiverRunning

      1 week ago

      @gus You didn't look cranky so much stiff ;)

  • Psilocybin1010 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Its my dream to be the grim reaper, ill take cash 

    • dennett316

      1 week ago

      Think about it though...people know what you are.  Once the year is up, people will realise you're not death any more, people will get angry and come for you.  Think of all the revenge attacks for dead loved ones you'll have to fend off.  You won't be able to pet animals for a year either.

  • Nguyen013 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    I would totally take the third scenario unless they're calling in the Weekend at Bernie's reboot.

  • GrisellJumpTJD FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Poor Gus!

  • ManDogHunter FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    The end felt like a My Favorite Murder reference.

    • matthewkhutton FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold jollymatth

      1 week ago

      Mariel has said before she's a big fan of theirs (I think she talked about going to one of their live shows in Austin recently), so I think it's safe to say it was lol.

  • BardicBrad FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    RT has some of the bestest ladies.

  • friedikins FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Life juggler

    1 week ago

    Oh they put an extra scene in this one than the one they uploaded on Facebook! That's nice. This episode is probably one of the funniest so far.

  • GabrieleLove FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Mariel needs to be in like 100% more videos. 

  • DarqKnyght FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    I'd like someone to explain to me, in detail, exactly how Barbara heard the phrase 'Weekend at Bernie's' and did NOT make a 'Weekend at Burnie's' reference?

    • BardicBrad FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      Because Gus

    • nicus9 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      I keep typing Weekend at Burnie's without meaning too

  • YoBoySarge FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold You just got sarged

    1 week ago

    Weekend at Blaine's

  • colbert135 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    So basically Barbara would be Death of the Endless from Sandman?


    Yeah I can see that.

  • Glyphwright FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Hipster of Masochism

    1 week ago

    So, at which point would you say you ran out of ideas?

  • Argent_Sterling FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Barb as the Grim reaper? I'm behind this idea!

  • lorisasaki FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold LoriSasaki

    1 week ago

    Elyse, your dress is lovely <3 


    Great episode by my favorite gals! Yay!

  • xdrfiredogx FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    No to the last two but the first has potential...