Holiday: 12 Crimes of Christmas

Million Dollars, But...: Holiday: 12 Crimes of Christmas

Would you sacrifice the holidays for a million bucks? Join Gavin Free, Barbara Dunkelman, and Blaine Gibson as they babysit their drunk family and pull Christmas lights out of their butts.

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  • duelgundam FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Million dollars, but.....


    you are now a pilot in a gundam anime.


    the catch: you're in a Mass Production suit.

    • xdrfiredogx FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 weeks ago

      That would be fun, for a short while, but I don't think it'll end well for me if I did. 

  • legofan1422 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Why is Barbara's Santa suit green? Santa's suit has always been red.

  • JackLodge1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    Just come from The Podcast and my god Burnie was right


  • Modredastal FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Barbara is nuclear this episode.

  • matscvanem FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Gav looked like a new person

  • SirSpence FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Gavin really really suits the beard / glasses combo!

  • Bscribes FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Forced Obsession

    1 month ago

    2160p yippeee! They really know how to make for a Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

  • Orrenman FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Don't Call it a Comeback

    1 month ago

    "Happy Jewish" Love it!

  • TerrenceNoran21

    1 month ago

    Million Dollars but.....until the day after Christmas, you will be living as Santa. Yes, you will be delivering presents...or coal...or whatever. You will do everything he does.


    No one will recognize you, only as Santa. 

  • Maeel FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I like things

    1 month ago

    Did that kid have a black eye? (at 1:18)

    • VanessaMagick FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      Well she did get assaulted by a British guy in a santasuit.

    • HenryKingofthePlebs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 weeks ago

      Is that Ryan's kid?

  • DoubleDuke FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Smile Junkie

    1 month ago

    My family are Australian/Romanian - we're always drunk for Christmas!  beers

  • kicking222 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    I love Barb's Chanukah dress.

  • yairzucker FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Light

    1 month ago

    The advantage of living in Israel: nobody talks about Christmas. Absolutely free money.

  • Traceybrolley FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Happy Jewish is my new holiday greeting

  • Disteln FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Gav looks cute as heck in this❤ Also I think i'd take all of these

  • denDAY04 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Software engineer

    1 month ago

    Ruined assholes everywhere. Pointy as fuck, and if it's the glass ones it's one guy one cup all over again. 

  • Thomas_Gabriel_White

    1 month ago

    Electrocution kills you, an electric shock isn't always electrocution.

    • Vorduul FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      Electrocution is death caused by electric shock. 

    • korbitr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Roller of Ones

      4 weeks ago

      "Electrocution" is a portmanteau of the words "electricity" and "execution".

  • VanPhoenix FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold VanPhoenix

    1 month ago

    no way 4K!!!

  • Yukito_097 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold That Kool Guy

    1 month ago

    Ol' Grandpa Gavi :D

  • PugsRcute0 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    I wonder what goes through the child actors' minds when they here the scripts for these episodes. 

  • willhelm_55 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Flamingo King

    1 month ago

    HAPPY JEWISH EVERYONE!

  • Heimdragi

    1 month ago

    What if one of those light bulb breaks in your ass

  • Prit FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    How would us retail workers survive with the last one?

    • SHBGuerilla FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      I mean, while a million dollars isn't as much money as it first appears, you could probably use it to either further your education/skill set and leave the retail business. Moving to a country where christmas specifically isn't as common might help. Go be a Scuba instructor in Japan or Indonesia.  

  • mypal1990 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The one who works

    1 month ago

    That Gamecube theft is real.

  • Thysguy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    okay, this is the third RT video, and second MDB video that will not play on mobile for me, which is most often what I have to keep up with RT. Is anybody else getting corrupted file errors when trying to view videos on mobile? Does anyone have a useful fix for it? I literally just today was able to watch the last MDB video cause it went up on YouTube. I STILL can't  watch that video on the RT site on my iPad.

    • Joku760 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      Use the RT app, not the site.

  • elitelenny223 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    I want to binge-watch this series. :)

  • OstElite FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Is that Blaine's Jeep at 4:14? I've never seen a picture of it.

    • RetroEffect FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      That would be a yes. https://www.instagram.com/p/BUVjCynjNMA/

  • Radiofreecanada FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Old Man

    1 month ago

    Is it me, or is the DAY the US cans net neutrality now I can't stream to Canada in more than like 240p.....

    • carseplant FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Fancy man of Denmark

      1 month ago

      probably just you, currently streaming in 1080p in Denmark

    • BillieLD FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      1080p works well for me and I'm also in Canada so it's probably just you...

  • cheezeblade FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    More like, Barbara DONKelman

  • hunter559 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Barbara got dat million   dollar butt

  • WSM FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Cue the creeps pausing at the four minute mark...

    • Modredastal FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      What about the guy who noticed something, then took time out of his day to try and shame other people for noticing the same thing?

  • alyxjpg FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold aw shit, it's akshay.

    1 month ago

    Gavin: "Pulling string lights out of your ass for a million dollars is easy money." Sounds like someone admitting he likes butt stuff.

    • Redknight910 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      Or he's just used to Geoff's antics.

  • BeachRat9 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    I think this is the first ep I'd say no to all

  • Themetaai FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    why was this on facebook before the site?

    • dark3stkn1ght FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      MDB partnered with facebook for this season where one of the conditions be that it air on fb first

    • RudeOstrich FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      @dark3stkn1ght


      Nope! They partnered with Facebook to bring AN ADDITIONAL theme pack,of MDB! So you still get to enjoy First benefits for season 3, and this rad bit of theme pack fun!

  • SamuelRobins FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    I just can't get over how dang cute Gavvy is in his hat and glasses!

  • WarriorWrath FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    XD Gavin. I expected nothing less

  • CSLMuramasa FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Demon Blade

    1 month ago

    That first one needs to be a movie.

    • Redknight910 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      I mean, they already have a title for it.

  • JarringPotato FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    "Happy Jewish" wow thanks Gav

  • GTTX FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold GTTX

    1 month ago

    i'd take the christmas crimes and barbara's christmas lights pooping butt

  • Radicalizer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Barbara and the Drunkelmans

  • QuackNeptune FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    In case anyone else was wondering, if you took that last bet and then listened to this episode, you'd have 1,150 feet of Christmas lights coming out your ass. At least. I might have missed a Christmas or two.

  • PhantomAC FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Not Otaku, Just Nerd

    1 month ago

    HOLY SHIT the Shiner on that kid! Way to put the "twist" in "twisted".

  • Dr_RON FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    1 month ago

    From "dammit Barb!" to "damn Barb" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • IbeanAdler FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    The first episode in which I would do none of them!

  • paige.ffoster FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    i wanna fuck gavin with those glasses on holy shit

  • borisof007 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold HR Manager, Engineering

    1 month ago

    WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

  • Thiefree FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Blaine looks FIERCELY ATTRACTIVE in this one. specifically the shots where he's dressed like an elf. I hope that's not the reason. 

  • Yawnski FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    You know, I thought I could do the second one. But, on further consideration, I realized that I’m the drunk lunatic in my family. If everybody else is hammered, who’s gonna look after me!? So, I’m voting ‘no’ right across the board. 


    And, Gav, you’re looking goddamn dapper in those glasses.

  • caffeinatedpinkie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Million dollars, but... Everytime you talk, everyone else in the room goes deathly silent. As soon as you finish speaking, conversation starts back up.

  • magus25 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    I would pay for the drunk family! seriously I think everyone could use a good buzz to survive the holidays.