Rabbi Burnie Burns - #80

On The Spot: Rabbi Burnie Burns - #80

When is Hanukkah? Why 8 candles and not 7? Why do the Jews keep stealing my geese? All good questions for your local rabbi.

This episode originally aired December 22, 2016 and is sponsored by Lyft (http://lft.to/2f9dGp6) and Trunk Club (http://bit.ly/2930z9x)

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  • JulienGonza1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    jingle all the ways guys!!! jeez!! that was game one for bernie and barbara. 

  • Lord_Hades FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Lord of the Damned

    2 months ago

    I love Rabbi Burns!

  • windrunner007 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    On the first day of christmas, Rooster Teeth gave to me... the imagine of Burnie fingering himself. Eh, I won't turn it down.

  • DaytaMOD FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    was Ryan singing in the tune of portals still alive?!?

  • MoMax FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    The only thing I know from watching this is that Ryan is more of a mysterious person then I thought.

  • eggbagel FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Thara

    2 months ago

    Absolutely crying with laughter at Jeremy's escalation of sleeping on the couch to climbing down a well.  Such gold. 

  • XmasForJuan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Wait Burnie is back on!? And Jeremy too? Ryan is there as well!?

    What have I done to deserve this cast xD

  • Gamer3427 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold taC terceS

    2 months ago

    I fucking love team Battle Buddies. Every time Ryan and Jeremy are on a team or working together for something, it's gold in every regard. Also, you have to give it to Ryan. He's so laid back most of the time, but when he has to do something, he goes all in without hesitation.....

  • ktgcake FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    That song part really was great!

  • DavidtheWavid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    "That whole Hitler thing."

  • srvvlhm FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold David Kane

    3 months ago

    So is the final episode of the show? Please be true.

  • DoctorDiscoo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    jon looks like shazam before he becomes shazam

    • DavidtheWavid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      It's called Kazaam and all your memories are false.

  • geniusjedi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    I have the same sweater that Barbara has.

  • apexgun FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Jeremy and Ryan make a lovely couple of husbands, now that's a ship I never even considered.

  • pihC FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    "Was the 'yo' racist?" -Burnie 2016

  • GreyLight FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Who the hell buys that much fireball? Gross.

    • lazer_meme

      3 months ago

      Someone who plays Cammy. 

  • sky_r_rose FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    jew Barbara sounds like cartoon harlequin  

  • juddstonk FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Anyone still sober by the end of this.

  • MilesToGo

    3 months ago

    Can Ryan be in more episodes of On The Spot, he makes the best faces in this episode.

  • Shmittles FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Rabbi Bernie is my new favorite Bernie

  • Kaitlyn221 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    "All of those singing Austrians that everyone knows about." You mean the ones from Sound of Music?

  • sapy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Sapy

    3 months ago

    Maybe be late to notice but burnie is looking big. 

    • Tomatoblast FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      what do you mean by that?

  • MeganC121 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTOH Admin

    3 months ago

    great episode! the teams were hilarious :)

  • Homer93 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    This is definitely one of the best episodes so far and one of the best casts!

  • FirenautPhx FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Phoenician

    3 months ago

    Ray's mom is hot. Just sayin'. 

  • AutumnOnFire FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold How may I be of service?

    3 months ago

    Can someone explain the "SHUGAR, WHATER!" thing?

    • LostNFound1894 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 months ago

      It's from the movie Men In Black

    • Gamer3427 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold taC terceS

      2 months ago

      The fact that someone had to ask that makes me feel both sad and old....

  • Sangjester FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold InSeRtBrAiN

    3 months ago

    Okay playing the drinking game, holy fuck..... glad i don't have liquor with me because I would be trashed. 

  • Sangjester FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold InSeRtBrAiN

    3 months ago

    C'mon Austian parent, has nobody seen that Schwarzenegger flick? Jingle all the way? NYAAAAAAA!!!!! I WANT TURBO MAN!!!!! PUT MY COOKIES DOWN! and as far as menstralkrampus's one, makes me think of A Christmas Story......

  • Hellotardis FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Russell Richardson

    3 months ago

    Love the show, not the biggest Ass Swipe fan, but hey, just one fans opinion. Still love On the spot:)

  • yairzucker FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Light

    3 months ago

    Happy Hanukkah.

    Explanation regarding when it happens: Jewish calendar and Christian calendars have different days count, since the Jewish one follows the moon's cycle around the Earth and not the Earth's around the sun. This means there is a 11 days gap between the two calendars. Every 4 years, the Christian calendar has an additional day to compensate for the not-so-round number of 365 and a quarter days a year. Every 2 or 3 years, the Jewish calendar adds a whole 30 days month, to compensate for the gap between the two calendars (otherwise it'd be like the Muslim calendar, where there's no compensation, and their calendar is out of sync with the seasons). Since the calendar is adjusted by a whopping 30 days chunk every 2 or 3 years, there's sliding here and there, hence "Hanukkah is early/late this year". Usually Hanukkah, the 8 days long holiday, lands around Christmas, in December. This year, it happened to be late enough to start on December 24th's sunset (basically Dec 25th), and end 8 days later, which is New Years.

    The Jews light the candles to mark the miracle that occurred in the temple in Jerusalem. When it was raided and defiled, all that was left untouched was a small oil container which couldn't hold much oil. Miraculously, the can's oil was enough to light the temple's menorah for 8 whole days, before new clean oil could be produced.

    • SarahOlivier29 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Canadian Girl

      2 months ago

      Never knew that. That's interesting and I mean that

    • yairzucker FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Light

      2 months ago

      The More You Know

  • WolfeyC FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Lone Wolf

    3 months ago

    if this is series finale we revolt

  • tdhjr1993 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    you know what......... this was the best off the spot this year!

    Ba ba ba ba duh da ba ba ba duh duhhhhhhhhhh!

  • tdhjr1993 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Just fucking dies on that Jeremy bit god damn

    • tdhjr1993 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 months ago

      *died

  • Kelsadilla FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    This was an amazing ots.. Jeremy is hilarious. I laughed so much, I might have to crawl down my neighbors well for some water.

  • Justin-Thadick FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold flash

    3 months ago

    intros= great. and also Seinfeld is the best show ever

  • TinaBobina FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Wubba Lubba Dub Dub

    3 months ago

    Masturbating at work...seriously...don't lie...you've done it.


    Ok....I've done it.....What?.....stress has to be relieved.

  • captindoogie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    that was one of the funniest ots episodes in a while i actually Laughed aloud multiple times. 

    all deriding humor a side that was a good one we need more ryan and burny on the show.

  • BookuPineapple FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    I'm all about that dank weed.

  • musicisum405 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Huntress

    3 months ago

    Zat's what they say!

  • 8bit_legend FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Dazed and Confused

    3 months ago

    @8:20   Hey! Tobar's back! Strangerhood season 3 confirmed.

  • irishChris FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold IrishChris

    3 months ago

    "Rabi Burnie, why are there is there eight candles on the menorah?

    "Because nine would be too expensive"


    That was fuckin funny...   

  • TheOminousApparition God, I'm cool.

    3 months ago

    I fucking love you, Bernie. God. Bernie is MVP

  • JeremyVoidMain FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    i love that Lyft sponsors this. "hey we love your show, fuck your city, let us be a sponsor!" (in my mind that's how the convo went)

  • TsarNickyII FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    That song from Ryan and Jeremy is my new holiday anthem.

  • TooMargo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Margo

    3 months ago

    well michael wouldn't kiss gavin for extra life so jeremy or ryan should do it. for the kids

  • LordRed67 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Yes, I am a Lord. Hi.

    3 months ago

    "Tonight you are climbing up that chimney and making a nest."
    *lost it*

  • LucasGrimmGIA FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Lucas "Grimm"

    3 months ago

    "Have you ever lactated Burnie?" and then video freezes. Love my crappy connection at times.

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    3 months ago

    Barbara was hilarious in this episode love her!

  • Decrozi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Anime fan

    3 months ago

    Ending with Barb the Cat knocking everything off the table and Burnie and Jeremy doing the Mannequin Challenge (aka: Police Squad endings).

  • Karinadolores FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    jesus christ jeremy and ryan is probably my favourite team and i need them to be on this show more