Episode 2: The Chronicle

Red vs. Blue: Episode 2: The Chronicle

IDA Reporter Dylan Andrews begins her search for the Reds and Blues in Blood Gulch Canyon with the help of a new cameraman.

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  • pilotploter FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 days ago

    I really hope vic isn't dead. Cause if so, I'll miss him/it.

  • HomingMaster

    1 week ago

    Blood Gulch = Check
    Rookie Cameraman = Check
    Sister is alive = Check
    Crazy Vic = Check
    SCARY ASS UNICORN BAD GUY WITH HOLY SHIT THATS TERRIFYING VOICE AND GHASTLY SPOOKY BEAM RIFLE OF DOOM BEAM RIFLE = ...check...
    Goosebumps = Check
    Hanging in suspense = check

    Left Hanging in suspense = Check!

    • Queenagentnewtexy

      2 days ago

        oh my gosh, I came up with that nickname for him like a week ago, THE AGE OF THE UNICORN IS HERE! HIDE YOUR COOKIES AND ICE CREAM I SAY!..........I just had to watch this episode again. I'm loving this season.

  • Copper-Zen

    1 week ago

    Okay...scary guy a the end, yeah...that's been done.


    What I like is that she's like Wash  early on:  The Only Sane One.  I like her already.

  • ADy1ngCh1pmunk

    1 week ago

    God DAMN that music at the end tho! Can't wait to hear more of that.

  • Kitsune9tails

    1 week ago

    The new antag seems like a badass, but what's with unicorn horn?  Brony-com's that way, dude.

  • LCPeter

    1 week ago

    I want Vic to be the star or Strangerhood season 3! Who's with me?

  • JCSEA_Hunter

    1 week ago

    I'm actually surprised Vic is just a program. I genuinely thought he was a real dude. Then again, it's been so long since I actually saw Vic's face and the monitor he is in. Might have missed that somewhere down in season 3 or 4...

    • TEi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 day ago

      The first time it was spelled out (that I can remember) was the RvB book that came out around the end of 13, but then episode 3(?) of 14 actually put it in the series. VIC was installed by Flowers to keep an eye on Alpha. You should go back and watch it if you haven't already because it's actually pretty legit.

  • CerriVane

    1 week ago

    Well, I don't know about you guys but I think I finally found my second all time favourite in RvB next to Wash...it's Dylan by the way. Best waifu.

  • AquaGamer12

    1 week ago

    So is Red vs Blue not coming to YouTube anymore? I mean I can watch it here, but I was just wondering. 

  • Mr_LRB

    1 week ago

    Hey, look! It's that obscure old Iron Man villain, the Unicorn! (Seriously, he exists, look it up if you don't believe me. Hell, I wouldn't believe me, either.) 

  • redphantom_1

    1 week ago

    Did we ever learn what happened to Felix and Locus's partner that we saw in season 14? Could we have just found him?

  • Beredric

    1 week ago

    So Vic lied about his name a long time ago. It's not Vic-K- it's just Vic.

    Vic.

    Virtual Intelligence Computer.


    I am really loving how everything has come full circle with Red vs. Blue. Never thought we'd run into Sister again, either. And I kinda want them to bring in other characters as well, and maybe, eventually, get Sister to get back to her brother! Who knows what'll happen in this season, but I'm betting it's going to be good.

    • IIKaDicEU

      1 week ago

      Vic's old jingle was "If you want to talk don't e-mail, don't you click-click-click-click. just call me up at 555-v-i-c-k" for phoning him, but the blues commented on how that's bullshit because his name doesn't have a 'K'

    • citrusink70

      1 week ago

      In the episode where vic gives his jingle "555-VICK" Church mentions that it would be easier to remember if his name actually had a k in it, so we already knew, but yeah. still cool

  • Munnkie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    okay who the hell invited megatron

    • ArcticGhost

      1 week ago

      i was thinking the same thing

  • MatthewCarey3

    1 week ago

    A Lot of people are giving this new season shit for no reason. So far i love this new season.

  • Henrycool

    1 week ago

    0:24 oooo god its Felix's brother D:>

  • sothisismyusername

    1 week ago

    Is it just me or did scenes in this episode drag on waaayyy longer than they should have?

    Also that music at the end...am I like...watching the Avengers...now?

    I mean I guess he did seem pretty Sci-Fi...maybe it fits. Either way, looking forward to this season.

  • BrianJohnso2

    1 week ago

    555-VICK, stands for Virtual Intelligence Computer KILL ME!

    Like Caboose said 'I am an emotional time bomb.'

    Also glad to see Sister return.

  • Niles031401

    1 week ago

    Vic just became the most relatable character in this entire show

  • full-auto-rpg

    1 week ago

    That Bechdel Test joke was perfect

  • Robby2244

    1 week ago

    Does anyone know why Vic was suicidal as fuck

    • ZAGON117

      1 week ago

      rampancy.....or just boredom

    • zeldaboy121 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      Because he has been stuck in the same place for at least one year in isolation, with almost literally nothing to do after being abandoned by the group of idiots he had to spy on for several years while suffering corruption because of Florida's mistake.

  • cguess

    1 week ago

    Yeah! Sister in officially alive!

    • ZAGON117

      1 week ago

      she never died. well. was never seen dead. after all, griff( with 2 f's) did say she fell through ice and was under there for 3 hours and then when they got her out, she wasnt only ok, she was also pregnant...like wtf

    • TEi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 day ago

      She cameoed at the end of season 13, but it's always nice to have the additional confirmation.

  • Ozzie-Teddy

    1 week ago

    WHO WAS THAT GUY!, I don't think he was one of the Dark Reds or Blues

    • ZAGON117

      1 week ago

      i got a few thoughts. he could be locus...very unlikely. he could be one of the reds and blues....also unlikely. or most likely. he is an agent hired to stop or kill anyone whos getting close to the truth about the fake reds and blues...besides any of those, i got no fucking clue. cool voice tho

    • SirMerenos

      1 week ago

      He kinda reminded me of Wyoming without the accent.
      I don't think we have seen 49 freelancers killed yet. . .
      . . . plus that time distortion unit. Though it was stolen by the meta, there were fifty of him dancing around there at one point. Would that unit have multiplied? Also if we follow the many worlds theory, the time manipulation equipment could have just been pushing Wyoming into a new alternate dimension each time he failed, dragging along all the other iterations. Therefore (due to the many worlds theory) there may have been one dragged along that did not share the accent and decided that just repeatedly going back in time was a bad idea, and therefore just sat that battle out to wait and watch, biding his time.
      This is so much of a stretch that I would rather say it is just another freelancer perhaps looking for revenge. The Director did have secret projects as we all know by now. Could one of them survived his, and his project's, deaths?

  • Whisper9000

    1 week ago

    Vick sounds like Mr. Meeseeks.

  • milky-eye-balls

    1 week ago

    That end music is badass!

  • MartyGras2

    1 week ago

    Sister is still there? Wow good for her, but I thought Lopez said on the radio that he finished her off once Sarge left Blood Gulch.  

    Oh Vic, you always make me laugh. 

    • Dark__Avenger

      1 week ago

      It was shown that she was still alive after Epsilon was able to broadcast the sos message from chorus. She saw the message in the computer and referred to Lopez as the guy that choked her till she passed out.

    • MartyGras2

      1 week ago

      Ok thank you.   I guess must of I missed that.

    • ZAGON117

      1 week ago

      how many times do i have to say this. if sister can survive under ice, ( that means underwater. sub 0 temps) for 3 hours and come out pregnant.......i dont think a little choke hold will killl her... besides knowing he rshes probably kinky enough to have lots of ppl do that to her

  • Queenagentnewtexy

    1 week ago

    oh my gosh, this was so awesome  heart_eyes


    I like the new camera guy, he's funny and sweet.



    I feel sorry for Vic, he needs a hug or a A.I. Girlfriend


    so he wont be so lonely enough to want to die.


    OH MY GOSH IT'S A UNICORN MAN! THE AGE OF UNICORN MEN IS HERE! THEY ALL WILL TAKE OVER AND MAKE US EAT THE FOODS WE DON'T LIKE!!

    I am so nicknaming that guy The Unicorn Man..............keep him away from me, if the age of the Unicorn men are true then I do not want him to take away any food I like away from me and make me eat the foods I don't...........wait........a thought just came to me, Sister said Bi right?


    does that mean she swings both ways?


    I knew she was in the closet!! 


  • Rob_cpMetis

    1 week ago

    I was REALLY hoping for the pan up at the end to be a Scorpion (SHEILA?). That would have been a *real* harckon back to Blood Gulch.

  • ShadowSpark

    1 week ago

    So, she's going to marathon the Blood Glutch Chronic, hope she has a lot of snacks and drinks =D

    Also, poor Vic, why didn't he have someone upload his AI into a robotic shell, that way he would be free... maybe he's not that type of AI

    • Rob_cpMetis

      1 week ago

      Probably only smart AIs can do that, and VIC is most likely more of a Freckles/SHEILA variety.

  • Seanical

    1 week ago

    one hundred 5-minute long security logs of the reds and blues? Man, I wish we could see those.

  • krabbie229

    1 week ago

    rest in peace Vic

    • ZAGON117

      1 week ago

      ... dont suppose she could have taken him with her

  • cool141dude

    1 week ago

    holy shit...they found sheila...

    somebody get caboose.

  • ruyt222 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Just got FIRST, when does the next episode come out?

  • SkoomCat

    1 week ago

    im doing the 30+ free trial to see how i like it but i still cant watch the show? i dont mind waiting but i rather thought that would be a benefit. am i missing something?

    • ElderVault FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      you diddnt do it right if you had activated the 30 day trial you would have a star by your name

  • Ninjafartman

    1 week ago

    this season is looking great so far but the wait is killing me id be able to deal with it if it was like a tv show ep were it was 24 minutes long but to wait this long for a 9 minute long ep is harder to stomach.

    • METAMAN666 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      That's just part of the awesomeness of red vs blue. that and the near unbearable cliffhangers...I love this show. :)

  • JCGifford85

    1 week ago

    RT, I have one thing to say:  WHERE IS MY GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING EPISODE?!  WHY ISNT IT LIKE THE LAST TWO YEARS WHERE I CAN WATCH IT THE NEXT GODDAMN DAY WITHOUT WAITING UNTIL THE NEXT WEEK?!  YOU GUYS SUCK AT THIS SCHEDULE NOW!

    • BobTheTitan777

      1 week ago

      Okay, first, calm your tits, we're all feeling the pain, but second, yeah I'm also wondering what's up with that

    • ZAGON117

      1 week ago

      hey, u wanna watch the episode. fucking pay cheap ass. or wait like me and everyone else. rooster teeth has to make money. so quit bitching and pay up or shut up. ive had enough of ppl complaining that it is a one week wait. they made the show, they put work into it, they deserve credit for doing so. so, to u and everyone else who think their so hard done by. SHUT THE FUCK UP. zagon out

    • JCGifford85

      1 week ago

      First off, Zagon...or whatever the hell your name is....I know how hard they work to make and post on their site the shows we enjoy.  And I realize the First members see it before we do.  But waiting a FUCKING WEEK after it's release is ridiculous.  The schedule before was First members see it then 24 hours later, regular members see it.  And then non members watch it later in the week.  That's how it should be.  This is the Adult Swim April Fool's prank x 100 kind of shit right here.  And second, learn to spell.  Your post reply makes you look like an uneducated idiot who can't spell out the word.  And you must be a noob here on this site.

    • LocatedFlyer

      1 week ago

      Guys, this is pretty juvenile, just calm down and accept the facts. There is no point in picking up on minor spelling mistakes, to be honest, it's annoying that we have to wait, but it's ridiculous that people are now arguing about something that we really have very little control over.

    • yeho

      1 week ago

      you guys do know the first membership is a trick, if i remember right they un-first an episode only when the next is finaly out, meaning that although you will get episodes faster at first, in the long run we will all still have to wait for the exact same amount of time until the next is out, its just making something look cheaper while its not like $x.99, just a normal marketing strategy, ima go post this on another coment now

    • Rhinohide I'm only a Rhino

      1 week ago

      I don't know how many of you actually read the announcements on this site, but Matt Hullum literally told us they were going back to the original scheduling style of regular members getting the episodes a week later. 

    • ZAGON117

      1 week ago

      JC. firstly. whats up with my spelling. i made no errors when i told u off. unless u count using u as one. if they kept it at 24h then how many ppl would get first over waiting a few hours. but if u think about it, u still have to wait the same amount of time. 1 week. besides waiting a week extra from the air date. now were in the one week loop.  dude, its just a week. we wait half a year... no more, like 8 months for rwby and rvb whats an extra week. besides, we will only wait 8 months cuz we will see the last episode of season 15 a week late. so a week after the first members have started waiting for season 16. we will watch the last ep and start our wait a week late. besides, i always used to wait a week for it to get on YouTube, i almost never watched it here cuz of how hard the site used to be to use. so take a chill pill and kill some time. names Zachary. ZAGON117 is my you tube channels name. if u have half a brain u can understand what i just clearly told u.

  • callum2204 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    where is episode 3?

    • RavenFal

      1 week ago

      They come out on Sundays, not Saturdays.

  • Stealthlooper FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Not-so-stealthy Gamer

    1 week ago

    a little theory of mine may be if Cap. Butch Flowers comes back.... from the dead.... 

    OMG New

    Spin-Off Mini-series; Red vs Blue: Reanimated !!!!! (Hopefully)

    • BobTheTitan777

      1 week ago

      Wait, do you mean like rwby chibi where they kept Pyrrha?

    • METAMAN666 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      THey literally already did that in the blood gulch chronicles dude. Like the exact same concept only for him to be killed for a joke. And it was hilarious might I add. 

  • Riff-Raff

    1 week ago

    When can normal members watch? 

    • Pauseacorn

      1 week ago

      Sunday morning

    • silencednight01 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      there is a counter when you hover over the "show" tab, its on the left

    • LEGOEPIC

      1 week ago

      so has RT just abandoned their regular members? it used to be we got everything almost a week earlier than youtube (a day after sponsors and one before non members on the site), then it changed to a day, now it's only certain shows we get a day early. Burnie would talk about "having your own space" and "not relying on someone elses platform", but with a far worse video player and almost no incentives to use this site, there's almost no point in coming here.

    • Riff-Raff

      1 week ago

      Ugh, it's just really annoying that non -FIRST members now have to wait so long for a new ep. I understand RT wanting to make a FIRST membership more appealing by lengthening the amount of time between release dates, but to this extent? I don't want to seem like I'm a whiney little brat, I am perfectly fine with people getting new content first by paying, but now all non-FIRST members are cut off completley from the comunity. Apparently I, along with other "normal" members, can watch episode two tomarrow, but all FIRST members already have ep three to talk about. That basically means that there is no online forum for non-FIRSTs to go without spoilers. All this has done is make it so I can't talk about my favorite show anymore without having it spoiled. 

    • atamokeN FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      @Riff-Raff Actually, we don't have episode 3 either yet, also it only costs like $20 for 6 months of membership last I've checked. they don't automatically charge you either unless things've changed. so whenever you got $20 on you that's 6 more months for the price of less than two subway meals. I'm not saying this whole fiasco isn't bad. I'm just saying that it's not that hard to fix on a personal level. If I were in your position I'd try to make it so I wasn't in that position by just getting the membership. Though I will say that this situation means that RT first members should go out of their way to avoid spoiling the episode for those who haven't seen it. Alternatively you could share an account with a friend or watch together on someone else's account. Make a watching party of it, use it as an opportunity to connect more with friends, there are creative solutions out there.

    • yeho

      1 week ago

      you guys do know the first membership is a trick, if i remember right they un-first an episode only when the next is finaly out, meaning that although you will get episodes faster at first, in the long run we will all still have to wait for the exact same amount of time until the next is out, its just making something look cheaper while its not like $x.99, just a normal marketing strategy, ima go post this on another coment now

    • Riff-Raff

      1 week ago

      @atamokeN

      Yeah, I know that a sponsorship is fairly cheap- the problem is that I do not have a credit card (not old enough.) Believe me, if RT sold gift cards that would work on the website, I would definatly buy a sponsorship. And I know that a majority of first members are being very courteous and not spoiling, but there are still some who do/would.

  • StephenDuerr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Who the hell is THAT?

    • RavenFal

      1 week ago

      Someone awesome, from the look of it.

    • StephenDuerr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      I'm not disputing that, he DOES look pretty badass.

  • KILL3RTACO FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Sooooo.... The Blood Gulch Chronicles had 100 episodes.. Each roughly 5 minutes in length... So I guess she's just gonna watch Seasons 1-5 of RvB? lol


    Nice callback to using the tank as a dolly by the way.

  • ToddKeefe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Does New Frank have Braille on his chest plate, and does it say R.T.? Or am I just seeing things. I know it's sideways and depending on the way you read it it could say T.R. 

  • CookieVillan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    I had to go look this up and it hurt to discover my theory was wrong buuuut; my theory was initially that Dylan was either Four Seven Niner in a different job after freelancer went down. Or the woman wash talked to over the radio in S6, "This is command calling Recovery One." Her. I felt smart for like half a second until I looked up the voice actresses :/

  • McLovett FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold He who McLove's it

    1 week ago

    I love the callback to using the tank as a lift!

  • smasheffect FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    That ending music though!

  • Moon17 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    9:38...Felix? 

    Dear God, I hope its Felix.

    PLEASE let it be Felix!

    • SecretAsian16 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold SecretAsian

      2 weeks ago

      Nope cant. 13 showed the sword reactivating in Locus' hand. Meaning he ded

    • AriesAsunder FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 weeks ago

      I guess if he got brought back to life with fucked up tech it's could* be felix on a revenge run against reds and blues

  • Fmeup_Freeman FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    WOAH Rhino from Warframe is here? 
    Not really sure if its a spoiler or not but just to be sure

    • callum1838

      2 weeks ago

      Sounds like someone has 500+ hours.

      I play Limbo - Pls don't kill me

    • silencednight01 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      *whoa

  • Dunharrow

    2 weeks ago

    I used to be a Sponsor (previous version of First membership), but no longer have the time to visit the site as often as I used to. I think it's a shame that they are making members wait a full week. I would visit the site to see new content, but now I may as well stick to youtube. I have been a member since Recreation, and now I see no point in visiting the website ever again. I used to like this community, but if I need to pay to feel like a part of it, then it is really not for me any more. 

    • silencednight01 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 weeks ago

      IKR its not like you are getting free content everyday by 7 different sites (the roosterteeth family)

    • Dunharrow

      2 weeks ago

      silencednight01 - I will still watch the content. I'm lamenting the fact that I will really have no reason to visit the RT website anymore. Having once been active in the community, I feel like I will never visit the site again. I would on occasion watch a video and participate in a discussion in the boards, but now... 
      I'm one more step removed from the community. 
      I still felt some connection visiting the website to catch up on RWBY or RvB. Now I feel more disconnected from RT. 
      I get it, though. Now, if people want to see the show early, they need to pay, whereas before you could save 6 days by becoming a member. I hope this boosts First members. As a long-time fan, I just feel like I've been cut from the team because I don't come to play as often. I feel like I'm being told "Don't visit the RT website, all you need is on youtube". 

    • Sheepleton FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 weeks ago

      Hit the 30 day free trial, my guy. If you don't want to pay, you don't have to, but for those that do, they can support RT for bringing dope content.

    • ThGreatODST

      1 week ago

      Very fair point.

    • silencednight01 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      @Dunharrow i dont think you where, if you where then you would know you have to @ me if you want me to see the comment, you dont get notified unless you do that

  • InsanityIsCool FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    i guess, but i really hope they interview junior.

    • RavenFal

      1 week ago

      This series need more Junior. And maybe even a bit more Andy the Bomb, but let's not go asking for too much.

  • GENAR FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    I'm guessing Grif is the only one with siblings huh 

    • mangeurdegalaxie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 weeks ago

      Actually if i remember correctly, Caboose has 17 sisters! He was raised in a colony on the moon with them.  

    • ewenbell FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold what does dc mean

      1 week ago

      @mangeurdegalxie i thought it was 12 sisters, I also think doc in one of the old psa said something about a brother but i don't rember 

    • mangeurdegalaxie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      @ewenbell "Prior to the series, Caboose was born and raised in a colony on the moon with 17 sisters. He joined the army after mistaking a recruiting center for college."

      This is from the wiki. Tho it could be wrong! I don't remember the PSA at all right now.

  • DaBrainFarts FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DaBrainFarts

    2 weeks ago

    Who the hell is that at the end of the episode?