Episode 63: The Hard Stop

Red vs. Blue: Episode 63: The Hard Stop

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  • Smokey0703

    3 years ago

    Elite: (pounces on Tucker)
    Church: "Now hold still... for science
    Tucker: "Not in the face!"
    Notice how the elite doesn't stop face bashing Tucker xD
    The elite's rapetrain has no brakes.

  • Gamerguy9900

    3 years ago

    Tex: Are you coming?
    Andy: What am I suppose to do roll there? Pick me up ya dumb bitch!
    It's stuff like that that make me miss Andy.

  • alphaomega76

    4 years ago

    hey Tex when u walk away i can see where u tucked it
    it was to funny but i also though WTF but that bomb s f**ked up

  • Perraith

    4 years ago

    "It aren't hard." Umm are you sure of that?

    I love this and the next episode of Simmons going crazy. Best character development in the series.

  • SilverSpade0

    4 years ago

    did...did Andy call Tex a......dyke?! AHAHA!

  • Rainbowhawk

    4 years ago

    Simmons: One. oooone. On-God damn it-*Beep*

    I couldn't stop laughing for some reason.

  • Rainbowhawk

    4 years ago

    Blarg? BLARG!

    Poor Tucker, always being malested by aliens.

  • nickst7719 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 years ago

    between guys.. wtf XD

  • Grifkilla456

    5 years ago

    english 101 remedial kickass :)

  • ZooKeeper22 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 years ago

    English. It aren't that hard.

  • deathman219

    5 years ago

    honk honk honk blourg

  • MWH

    5 years ago

    I thought the bomb was too heavy for her to pick up?!?!?!?!

  • NorthSouth

    5 years ago

    What the hell, why is the sound and video on these not running at the same intervals???

  • blakeman1997

    5 years ago

    people learn english all the time. it ARENT that hard. did anyone else notice that grammer mistake.

    • CameronWallace

      6 months ago

      That seems like less a mistake, and more an intentional gag.

  • blakeman1997

    5 years ago

    In reply to troooer, #4037:

    they cant fix it now dumbass. its been out on dvd. and on here for a while. plus they already made the episodes. duh.

  • troooer

    5 years ago

    hey wtf? in episode 63 it says what am i gonna do roll there pick me up u dumb B*tch but in season 3 i cant remember the episode it said Tex couldnt pick up the bomb. U guys should real fix it

  • johnmoriston

    6 years ago

    Not the face not the face.

  • Motormouth

    6 years ago

    one. one. oooooooooonnnnnnne. ONE GODDAMNIT!!!

  • mikepittman

    6 years ago

    what is the deal with the ellite its all beat, beat, beat on tucker "bow chicka bow wow"

  • MarkV

    7 years ago

    NICE

  • gopaul

    7 years ago

    Awesome.

  • mrhyde21

    8 years ago

    "hey tex, when you walk away i can see where you tucked it" rofl best line ever.

  • GEORAT

    8 years ago

    Sweet Thanks!

  • redmenice5

    8 years ago

    Why isnt Tucker in the reconstruction???

  • leglog123

    8 years ago

    this episode is so funny.

    "hey tex i bet you havent held a ball this big since your morning scratch." hahaha

  • leglog123

    8 years ago

    this episode is so funny.

    "hey tex i bet you havent held a ball this big since your morning scratch." hahaha

  • randi503

    8 years ago

    What do ya think im gonna do? roll there?.....Pick me up ya dumb Bitch!!

  • GoGetta236

    8 years ago

    "U got more balls than a roman candle." funny as shit!

  • rvsbrulz

    8 years ago

    dude that bomb is gonna get himself blown up

  • Crisxr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 years ago

    lol english 101 give tucker money

  • Crisxr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 years ago

    lol english 101 give tucker money

  • Sarg141

    8 years ago

    Your goin through a tunnel shhhh!

  • Randool

    9 years ago

    This video makes me want three things.

    1. A Dutch Irish operator on all phone call centers

    2. Flannel armor updates for halo 3

    3. More Andy

  • HSHendy

    9 years ago

    Hey wasn't the bomb on a timer not a remote detenator???!!!!

    WTF?????!!!!!!

  • pelao0o

    9 years ago

    what is a roman candelabre

  • Russian1040

    9 years ago

    lol good episode

  • shrimpbizkit

    9 years ago

    haha

  • giml

    9 years ago

    great job super funny lol

  • Billeh

    9 years ago

    LOL aw man, Andy is such an ass smiley6.gif
    they musta bought a book filled with insults against women just to make the script for him lol

  • cml1983 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 years ago

    blarg is one of the best characters ever smiley11.gifsmiley11.gifsmiley11.gif

  • chimaira6669

    10 years ago

    I really dont need to get a new hobbie

  • Emre004

    10 years ago

    #3,

    You think you got it bad.

    My school server downloads at 2-4kbps! (Used to be about 15kbps).

  • sirvyper4580

    10 years ago

    LMAO! "I bet you got more balls then a roman candle" Best... line.... ever! smiley0.gif

  • armor_ross

    10 years ago

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  • bsimmons

    10 years ago

    i love archives

  • mando92

    10 years ago

    lol these shows are funny, i love watching them over and over. they never get old

  • Djupi

    10 years ago

    "People learn English all the time! It aren't that hard."

  • shrimpbizkit

    10 years ago

    thanks rooster teeth

  • phatts777

    10 years ago

    I <3 the roosterteeth with the red and the blue. giggles

  • xDGKxTrigy

    10 years ago

    omg that was one of the best episodes of RvB ever i love you guys you crack me up...
    Hey were you going what am i gonna do roll there? Bitch pick me up. lol the greatest