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Apple Pay-n in the Butt

RT Animated Adventures: Apple Pay-n in the Butt

Burnie tries to impress Gavin and Dan with his fancy ApplePay phone, but it's less amazing than he thinks.

Audio from RT Podcast #323: http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rt-podcast-season-...

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  • DaDopePenguin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Tucker Did It...

    1 year ago

    Apple Pay with a banana phone?

  • ali123l FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    i saw a guy leave his food, like a bottle of fanta and a bag of crisps, at the self service check out in a grocery store...... i was so confused coz the machine tells you to take ur stuff

  • Troublesome_Seasnake FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Back when I worked at Subway I had people come in, get me to make their whole sub, pay for it and then they just leave and forget it. I was just standing at the counter like WTF do I do with this sub now?

  • Kerisato

    1 year ago

    On the bright side at least the guy remembered you. I know there's store clerks who'd make you show the receipt, then give you crap.

  • Halowars16

    1 year ago

    happy new years everyone! Lets make 2016 the best it can be!

  • Halowars16

    1 year ago

    I was in a small nieghborhood walmart a few days ago. And my dad gave me his credit card to use. The bill went over $80 and it wanted me to sign. So i backed out and went with debit and it still made me sign instead of using the pin. I think walmart though has a $50 limit on credit cards before signing... Can anyone confirm that please?

  • Halowars16

    1 year ago

    so i dont get this apple pay deal. Whats the hype? All i have is a normal card. What good would apple pay do me? And the fact i dont have an iphone...

  • simonshou

    2 years ago

    so uh, how does a Banana phone work with Apple?

  • BrianJohnso2

    2 years ago

    Signatures: Natures "This is the least interesting thing I have to do in my life."

  • Sangjester FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DarkRelic

    2 years ago

    "okay guys sign the shirts" why sign them? I can just press my thumb on it right? lol And yes, it is a varies from place to place thing on signing/not signing the receipt. Despite the fact nobody else has your thumbprint, they still ask for signatures just like with a card.

  • RuneCat

    2 years ago

    It really just depends on the establishment, I guess. Where I work, you have to sign for credit/debit payments over $50. The computer doesn't differentiate between swiping a card and using Apple Pay - if the payment is linked to a bank account, you've gotta sign the store copy of the receipt.

  • TRSChaos FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Gavin is right. If I use my card, I typically dont have to sign paper

    • PhannyPanda

      2 years ago

      Typically, at least in the US, if its below a certain amount you don't have to.. Normally like $25

  • Darthkoopa

    2 years ago

    LoL

  • Bradley_S

    2 years ago

    It's so weird. I JUST listened to this podcast after school today!

  • Sapphiet

    2 years ago

    Oh I remember this podcast story! XD

  • Noctrian FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    why do I feel like this is just an updated RTAA, I swear this story was already animated.

  • RandomRaven

    2 years ago

    Completely off topic, but although I love the fact that the new site allows me to cue videos to watch, I still don't know where to access this cue. Can someone lend a hand? Up until now, I've been searching said video on youtube and adding it to my "watch later", but that's a bit inconvenient.

    • TodayAmazing FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 years ago

      scroll up to the top of the page by your name and there should be a down looking triangle to the right of your name. hover of it and the drop down menu appears and it's there "my queue" it just doesn't play automatically like youtube... it's more of a list of things you wanna save to watch later.... instead of a playlist... if that makes sense

  • NixieShimo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Black Kitten

    2 years ago

    Love the pun in the title of this one. Lol

  • MXVKayla FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    in canada, most cards just tap the machine and that's it

    • Halowars16

      2 years ago

      You dont swipe the cards?

    • raygalia

      2 years ago

      In canada our debit/credit machines have a wireless chip that corresponds to our cards. So if we want to make a purchase of less than 50 dollars we can tap our wireless chip to the machine and it will process without the chip

    • Sassy_Beaver

      2 years ago

      you don't have that in america? we have that in aus too.

    • ktgcake FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 years ago

      See thats what i thought Americas "Apple Pay" was supposed to be. Their version of Paywave seeing as they dont seem to have it yet.

    • TodayAmazing FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 years ago

      The US is currently transitioning to chips in cards that would make that possible. While most of Europe and even Canada have them, the US lagged behind because it always had a well built credit card system that immediately communicated and confirmed the transaction with banks... so there was less fraud than in countries which decided to transitioned to chip cards in the 90s and early 00s bbuuuuuuutttt now there's more fraud and security breaches... soooo the US is finally transitioning to chip cards...

      FUN FACT.

    • Charblasaur

      2 years ago

      Same in my store with the store card :) under a certain amount though

  • ktgcake FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Its so funny to me that America still uses written signatures.

    • Halowars16

      2 years ago

      I thought everywhere did. I just learned something new. Although to be fair when i "sign" i just make a line stright across. I have seen people doing it more often though

    • NixieShimo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Black Kitten

      2 years ago

      My signature is something close to my first initial in cursive and then a bunch of squiggles which MIGHT resemble elements of my name .... if you squint ... and look at it upside-down. When I first started signing things, I'd go really slow so it was easy to read. Thinking about it, I"m not sure when I stopped being so diligent about it.

    • ktgcake FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 years ago

      @Halowars16 In Australia everyone just uses Paywave (you just tap your card to the machine and go). But even before that everyone just used to swipe and pin. Signature was only for if you've forgotten your pin or it was a really old card that didnt have one. I imagine if i used my signature as often as Americans have to it would be way easier to make it neat, mines terrible.

  • angeltengko FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold HardstyleLoverZ69

    2 years ago

    Just me enjoying a good RTAA and then get hyped up for the next awesome RT video.

    Also sooner and later, written signatures will become obsolete.

  • zeShotGuntux FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold W. Minor

    2 years ago

    there are two jordans now, great


    • Jordan_Battle FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Animator

      2 years ago

      YOU DAMN RIGHT THERE IS!

  • brokenblack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    *Reads comments.*

    *Isn't sure whether to be entertained or afraid that youtube is spreading.*

  • neko_ninja FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    my god it looks like youtube down here...

  • ChibiAcer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    I love New York City. But I've had similar shopping problems a few times now when visiting. I'll forget to pack some common item, but good luck finding it in Manhattan. I typically stay near MSG, but despite having stores everywhere, it's mostly restaurants, clothing stores, and a ton of specialty item shops. CVS has some stuff, and I think there's still a crappy K-mart, but the closest Target store is way the heck north, despite them always having massive advertisements in Times Square.

  • Halowars16

    2 years ago

    • DiMono FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold It's Back Baby!

      2 years ago

      Hi. I'm a site moderator. Don't say things like that. You made a mistake - fine. They may have overreacted - fine. Rather than trying to get the last word in, just let it be and don't worry about it. Making threats like you're doing, and insulting your fellow users, only serves to create an unfriendly environment, and we don't want that. What are other people who come here without having been involved in that conversation going to think when they see what's being said?

      We want this site to be welcoming, and that includes the comment sections under the videos. If the only thing you can think to say is an insult or a threat, then either think harder, or don't say anything at all. Because this kind of vitriol? It's not welcome here.

    • MoeBoy76 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 years ago

      Just gonna mention the fact that the new site is still unfinished so that means the public countdown hasn't been done yet but likely will since it was a feature of the old site

      Another thing is that videos can be uploaded and put on a timer to be released, YouTube does this.

      Really not sure why you got so much negative karma on some of your other comments, it's kinda sad, i thought sponsors were supposed to be classy RT fans

    • OnlyAverage FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 years ago

      Dude, you sound like you're auditioning to be the next Marvel villain. And MoBoy76, I think all the negative karma was because he was spamming new messages and repeating pretty much the same thing instead of keeping the replies all in one thread. I don't think I've ever seen a comment section blow up like that.

  • Gildarts FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold That Guy

    2 years ago

    Prior to working retail I laughed at Burnie for leaving the pens, but after my first 9 hour shift(today) on the front register I have to wonder how the cashier didn't immediately shout at them so that they wouldn't forget their pens. Don't get me wrong I'm sure Burnie could have easily ignored him when his ego to a hit just seems like the cashier didn't do his job.

    I guess I'm assuming the register looked like the one in this video not the turntable kind like at Walmart. The turntable would be much easier to forget your items.....even when you paid and then walked out with nothing.

  • Halowars16

    2 years ago

    just found out GO 97 is out.

  • Halowars16

    2 years ago

  • Halowars16

    2 years ago

    • clovespizza

      2 years ago

      You do realize that it is dead because YOU killed it. Clarification: Commenting and replying everywhere on an unrelated subject and wondering why "the comments are dead" undermines the entire point of the community.

  • keconrad

    2 years ago

    My browser shit the bed trying to figure out what resolution to watch this on before it settled on potato quality. I miss Blip. Curse you blipocolypse making my sponsor video more pain in bum to watch that it would be on youtube

  • PinkPlum FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Whale Chief

    2 years ago

    i work at Subway and this old dude comes in orders cookies and leaves the cookies. i felt so bad and when he walks by (cuz its in a walmart) i go to give him his cookies and he has zero recollection of ever buying them. and i was so sad that he forgot them...w/e imma still hold onto things for forgetful customers even if they dont know they bought some shit ;;

    • Halowars16

      2 years ago

      How is it working there? people always tell me its the worst thing ever yet they dont work there. I would imagine it being semi descent

    • PinkPlum FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Whale Chief

      2 years ago

      its the best of a bad situation tbh (best cuz no grease) (bad cuz...fast food)

  • OpSig_Stabr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Silver Markers are awesome. Silver Pens for the Win! :]

    • Halowars16

      2 years ago

      I never understood those special markers, all my life i used expo and sharpie... And crayola. But those special ones never made sense. Whats so good about them that makes them better then expo or sharpie? besides them being silver of course

    • Carter23 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zoinks!

      2 years ago

      ^^^ Contagion! Contagion! We've got a 2319! 2319!!

  • firestar1992 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Pandora

    2 years ago

    That guy who worked at Staples was really nice to hold onto the Sharpies for them.

    • Halowars16

      2 years ago

      I didnt know staples would hold anything for anyone. Thats good to know next time i need to head by there.

  • Halowars16

    2 years ago

    • Halowars16

      2 years ago

    • kid_a FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold kid_a

      2 years ago

      *sigh*

    • wbragg87 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 years ago

      If you're trying to understand the site, then losing your shit about it is not the way to go. Ask a question, don't jump on the comments and immediately start assuming. And in case you forgot, here's your ORIGINAL COMMENT: "apple pay-n in the butt, its another sponser only video... Getting tired of this. Thats the subject i have been dying to hear burnie speak about but its sponser only meaning i will never see it and it only makes me want to NEVER pay these people to be a sponser. They are taking the best videos that millions are wanting to see and making it for sponsers only in hopes of maybe, just maybe getting more money. I understand the need for it but not on RTAA the thing millions of people watch and enjoy daily. Im also against the selective ones they might be picking. What others will i never see? Who knows because its definitly not m"

  • Scribnibbler FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Stand user

    2 years ago

    holy hell what did I stumble upon this comment section looks like the trenches of WWI. Any way funny video

  • Halowars16

    2 years ago

    • QuackNeptune FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 years ago

      You're not the only one with site problems, believe me. They did remove the timer they used to have that counted down to when you could see the video, but the notification system also needs some work. Some people like it as it is now where you're notified when a video is uploaded (but not viewable), but that just annoys me. I want to be notified when I can actually watch something. There's a schedule on the sidebar that says when content becomes available, but I don't like having to look at that to see when I'll be able to watch something. The notifications should be doing that, IMO. There's been times when I received notifications for shows (and specifically RTAA does this) a full week before I could even watch it, and other times (mostly Let's Plays) I get no notification at all. I feel like that shouldn't be happening, and something should be done about it.

    • TheNerdyDeviant FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 years ago

      You did two things wrong to start all of this:

      1: You got angry.

      No one is going to listen to you, even if you make a good point, when you're screaming in their ear.

      2: You think you deserve free stuff.

      Do you get angry whenever you see that the new Ferrari is only available to people who can afford it? Not everything in this world can be free, and you should actually want to support the people who make content for you. It's not a problem, if you're so passionate, to buy a sponsorship. They're very cheap, you get the first month free, and there are work-arounds to pay for it no matter what online purchasing method is available to you at the moment. You just need to give it some thought.

      In conclusion, you don't deserve sponsor content. You need to pay for it, like any other purchased good. And if you're upset about something, address it in a much better manner. At least then people will respect you in turn and either help you understand, or kindly tell you to keep your hole shut.

  • Halowars16

    2 years ago

    • Halowars16

      2 years ago

    • himm FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 years ago

      I think you're slightly confused is all. With their normal content, unless the video is sponsored by a separate entity, most of the time, there is a release time that the video will be made public, and sponsors can watch that same content 24 hours in advance. Anytime before then, the video can be uploaded to the site, showing a placeholder in their schedule and denoting the upload time much earlier than the release time, but not viewable till they really want anyone to see it. They could upload something a week before they plan to release it if they really wanted to, but they don't do that so often. Most likely, they uploaded it a bit earlier than usual because of the thanksgiving weekend. If you do click on a video that is unwatchable, it should tell you an approximate time, in days or hours, depending on how soon it is being released. I feel its best to upload something at least a day before sponsors can see it, so that sponsors and the public alike can see what it is, and plan to watch it whenever it does come out. But everyones preference for being able to see when something is uploaded and when it will be watchable is different I guess. There might have been a countdown on the last site, and there still could be one later on this one, but until they do add it, it should just be assumed that since its a new site, they're going to try different things till then.

    • TraumaticPuddle FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 years ago

      You consume free entertainment, I pay to consume it early. It was not live Friday and you are just a sad troll.

    • Cole2999 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 years ago

      Nah, at this point you're either a kid or a troll. I understand the mistake you made originally, but now you've flooded this whole page of comments with 4 of pretty much the same comment bitching about it.

      Again, I get it, you made a mistake, shit happens. But: a) don't overreact; b) don't spam.

      Plus, it's always been clear that Sponsor Only content is explicitly labeled "Sponsor Only" and that Sponsors get to see all non-sponsored content (ironically, IMO) 24 hours before non-Sponsors. Most content is also uploaded beforehand and will appear on the site upwards of 5 days ahead of Sponsor release. Just because it's on the site doesn't mean it's watchable. They do this so that they can make it watchable with the click of a button, rather than having to hope that it uploads in time for its scheduled release. It's like sending in a tape to AFV in the 90's; you send it in beforehand, then they put it up, you don't just send it in and it's immediately on the TV. I would excuse this if you were new, but it doesn't sound like you are.

  • YooniqueKwon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I'm a lot of things, but

    2 years ago

    Burnie should consider himself lucky...my cousin had the same thing happen (not the Apple Pay part though) and when he went back, his purchased items were gone...

  • Halowars16

    2 years ago

    • Markymarc18 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Some sort of bird-man

      2 years ago

      Except there is an upload schedule, which tells when stuff is uploaded on to the website. Those times and dates are for the public. Sponsors can view those videos a day before each of those dates.

    • wbragg87 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 years ago

      Look, go mow some lawns, head to walmart, get yourself a Bluebird card or something, load your 25 bucks from cutting that old lady's grass on it, and become a fucking sponsor and support the people who make the videos that obviously mean enough to you to cause you to rant on the comments before you can even watch them. Then you can watch them like we are, right now, enjoying the goods and soiling them long before your grubby fingers can touch them.

  • Halowars16

    2 years ago

    • Halowars16

      2 years ago

    • Jaysta FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 years ago

      It says it was uploaded four days ago but it only appeared on the website a couple hours ago. It's done that with the last few uploads and they can now be viewed by everyone and they were previously sponsor only. Trust me dude, you can watch it tomorrow. Calm your tits.

  • Halowars16

    2 years ago

    apple pay-n in the butt, its another sponser only video... Getting tired of this. Thats the subject i have been dying to hear burnie speak about but its sponser only meaning i will never see it and it only makes me want to NEVER pay these people to be a sponser. They are taking the best videos that millions are wanting to see and making it for sponsers only in hopes of maybe, just maybe getting more money. I understand the need for it but not on RTAA the thing millions of people watch and enjoy daily. Im also against the selective ones they might be picking. What others will i never see? Who knows because its definitly not me

    • JustinRocha FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 years ago

      sponsors just get early access. you can watch this tomorrow. sponsors should have premium stuff we pay for it

    • Deaygo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 years ago

      Pretty sure it is sponsor only for a day, and then released to the public... Sponsor gives you early access to the content.

    • TodayAmazing FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 years ago

    • Daks FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Jersey Devil

      2 years ago

      you know that all of these are released to the public like a day later, right?

    • SpaceyBobcat FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 years ago

      Swear it's only sponsor only for 24 hours

    • RonVSanFelix FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zakharius

      2 years ago

      Looks like someone doesn't know how adult things work...

    • lorisasaki FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold LoriSasaki

      2 years ago

      You've evidently been missing episodes based on this assumption. Go back to the playlist and see that every single RTAA is available to everyone (and this one will be there too, tomorrow at 11 AM). Enjoy (:

    • DaruTSH FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Eater of Time and Basil

      2 years ago

      that's b/c it's available for non-sponsors tomorrow. Just wait till then and you can watch it. Or you can become a sponsor and get early access.

    • lukesomething FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 years ago

      Only a very small libary of content stays Sponsor only, all the regular stuff is released for sponsors 24hrs early, so like, do your homework before you open your gob :)

    • pwners4u FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 years ago

      do you say this about rwby and rvb when they are released sponsor only and for 24 hours cry about how you will never see it in your lifetime, do you know what you will never see as a non sponsor, sponsor ONLY content NOT sponsor early access content

    • Xikar_Wyrhart FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 years ago

      Then just wait for it to pop on youtube and avoid the site all together then.

  • AugmentedReality FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    The finger print is equivalent to signing the back of your credit card, not signing the recipt!

    • andyjdan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold a human

      2 years ago

      Why not have a pin number?

  • King_Ansel FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Funny how the apple pay machine has the real apple logo while Burnie's Iphone has the traditional RTAA banana logo.

  • therealjfalc FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    I wanna watch this now x3 yknow... before my class at 11 am tomorow ;~;