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RT Animated Adventures: Blaine Stories

Blaine recounts a tale of how he tried to be funny by farting on Gus and just embarrassed himself, and Burnie talks about the lengths Blaine will go to in order to get a girl to talk to him. Sad.

Audio from RT Podcast #361 Post Show

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  • ExplosiveNinja FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    I swear, Blane's going to snap and beat the hell out of all the RT crew one day.

  • Kerisato

    1 year ago

    So he goes for the sad puppy eyes? A little advice: That only works... if you're a puppy!

  • Fraser_Free_Firth FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold That weird Scottish guy

    1 year ago

    • ChrisFutch FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Dreamer, adventurer, lov

      1 year ago

      what?

    • ExplosiveNinja FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      Huh. You don't say.

  • Queenagentnewtexy

    1 year ago

    some girls like the bad boys, others like the strong yet silent type and the sensitive type as well.


    all girls have different types, him being sad and crying fooled me up until he stops and acted like nothing was wrong.


    this was interesting.

  • British_Knight FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Misunderstood Sarcastic

    1 year ago

    i wasnt ever expecting this to be an RTAA.. good job

  • NerfKittens FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    the ole twitter followers scam. always works. haha

  • DanFenwick FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Those eyes after the fart.

  • AndyZCab FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    The look on Gus's face when he is being put on the spot. LOL!!

    • BigPapaiOrti

      1 year ago

      listen to the on the spot theme song

    • SRob "The Magnanimous"

      1 year ago

      DU DU DU DU DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU DU DU DU DU DU

  • TRSChaos FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    0:10 Hear Barbara laughing but dont see barbara

  • PinkPortrait FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold 2nd greatest hurler EVER

    1 year ago

    He's done it! He's done it! He's worse than Gavin!

    (jk guys all in good fun)

  • Cameron FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Hey, Blaine, does this work if you're really unattractive? Asking for a friend

  • Crow12

    1 year ago

    It's incredible how often a story from a podcast makes me immediately crave an Animated Adventure of it then to find out a couple weeks (or sometimes months) later that Jordan has satisfied my comedy craving..

    Normally I don't condone people Professor-Xavier-ing my brain, but in this case, RTAA has my expressed written consent to get in my head at any time (except during my "special time" with my 1993 Fall Bon-Ton catalog -- which is for your safety, RTAA crew...)


  • Jessieatscheese FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Girl Gavin is a true sight to behold.

  • zerk_64 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I loved how Gus panicked when asked about picking up girls at a bar.

  • EmmaJeanne FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    GIRL GAVIN OH MY GOD

  • DinoMan21779 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I'm going to speak Blaine-ly here. It is way too easy to make a pun off the title.

    • British_Knight FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Misunderstood Sarcastic

      1 year ago

      fuck off

    • DinoMan21779 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      party pooper.

  • zen_money FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Blaine seemed very sweet and doesn't look too bad. Not sure why he's having a hard time finding women? lol

    • IowaHawkins FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      He is picky.

  • VoraLundar FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    YES, WE FINALLY GET GIRL GAVIN! W00T!

  • xerushunter FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    "look at my twitter followers" lol

  • Rilenz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Totz Amaze

    1 year ago

    Girl Gavin, oh my word :o

  • DavidtheWavid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Blaine: I work at a production company. My coworkers will make fun of me for this very conversation on a live broadcast, someone will animate it a few weeks later, and random people will fictionally extend this conversation.


    Girl: Okay... I'm gonna go stand over there now.

  • Orrenman FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Don't Call it a Comeback

    1 year ago

    i think there's a part of the joke i don't get. whats funny about him saying he works at a production company?

    • SeanTFlynn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RT Activist

      1 year ago

      Because it sounds better than I work on internet stuff

    • DavidtheWavid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Because no one would believe it.

    • Orrenman FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Don't Call it a Comeback

      1 year ago

      oh word. huh. thanks guys

    • Don_Vito_11 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      I think it's because that will lead to him being able to talk about how popular he is online and using that to slay vag

    • tanyelle FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Hates Calculus

      1 year ago

      I imagine it close to how it is when i try to explain rt to people.

  • TurosKensei

    1 year ago

    Ohh Blaine, today you have won me over for certain. Thats just golden.

  • PrinceVenn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Dead

    1 year ago

    I love the concept of Blaine walking straight out of a locker room and directly into Rooster Teeth office.

  • SofiaLujan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Madridista

    1 year ago

    Female Gavin's hairdo though...yes

  • DaddysLittleMonster FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I Eat Shades Of Red

    1 year ago

    Blaine is a very sweet and handsome guy. A total catch for the average lady. And somehow at the same time he's a horny frat-rat. So conflicting

  • TopDollarGhouls FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold TopDollarGhouls

    1 year ago

    LOOK AT MY TWITTER FOLLOWERS XD

  • Rook13 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Poor Blaine.

  • PinkPlum FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Whale Chief

    1 year ago

    i love forgetting the conversations then reliving the experience in RTAAs ;v;

  • Zuiichi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Female Gavin yes!!!

    • TheMightyWill

      1 year ago

      I was looking at my phone while this was playing on my laptop, and I thought it was Barbara talking at first

    • Orrenman FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Don't Call it a Comeback

      1 year ago

      it totally was barbaras voice at first too. weird. i don't remember if she was on that podcast too.

  • J527bama FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    This was hilarious, though I can't see Hembo being able to make his usual video for this one.

    • InfamousMick FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      You underestimate his power my friend

  • monaman FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Monaman

    1 year ago

    These videos never fail to make me laugh.

  • 1000MCHIEF FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Follow @AH_Michael_dick

    1 year ago

    Want to know how I get dates? I ___________


    (Quiplash!!! Fill in the blank via comment.)


    Edit:Happy now internet?

    • DrippyWafflr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Keep it somewhat clean.

    • Zalx

      1 year ago

      Dad I've asked you to stop coming on here and embarrassing me plz

    • OGWalrus

      1 year ago

      Don't.

    • Njlamp I rate Tenticle/Tenticle

      1 year ago

      am lonely, instead

    • PanderBaer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      go to the morgue. The dead can't reject me.

    • Yukito_097 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold That Kool Guy

      1 year ago

      Gavin's dumb and British and his nose is really big.

  • FinallyBez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Not a Pirate

    1 year ago

    Has to be one of my favorites!!

  • nmills3 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    That Gavin with boobs is burned in my mind FOREVER!!

  • kirstianity FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I don't know what they're talking about....yelling at guys to look at my Twitter followers is how I get ALL my dates.

  • EpicFailKing FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Is it bad that ever since I saw this podcast I've considered using Blaine's approach? Probably.

    • DrumBoxyThng FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      I don't wanna say "It does work", because I've only tried once. But the one time I tried, it worked.

  • YumiFerrari FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Who?

    1 year ago

    Blaine is a nice guy, BUT everytime he's on cam he comes across like a D-bag. I feel bad laughing about these stories sometimes :D

  • FlamingIceGiant FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    "Look at my Twitter followers!" Blaine's a smooth talker.

  • Mal_Goldsmith FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    The animation on this is always perfect. Love it :D

  • j4sonm FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Wow Blaine wow.

  • Lazynessftw FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    This was one my favorite one of Blaine the second part omg

  • bbrodriguez

    1 year ago

    Hats off, animation has nailed the facial expressions once again

  • AEixilimar FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Double dildo member

    1 year ago

    This is bullshit! I wanna watch RTAA now! not in 13 hours!

    • SadisticKnight FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Too fucking bad