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Miles & The Weird Dad

RT Animated Adventures: Miles & The Weird Dad

Miles talks about a weird dad (not his) who maybe used to kill people..?

Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #351

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  • ExplosiveNinja FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    SHREK 14?!?!?!!?!?!??! xD

  • Kerisato

    1 year ago

    Long ago I had a sister whom was dating some joe and while taking said sister out on a date said joe shook my dad's hand. (My dad's grip is vice-like and I'm pretty sure he used it liberally when dealing with the latest romantic interest of his teenage daughters.) Later on my dad recounts (with my sister verifying) that night when said joe got the bright idea to say something like, 'You know, that doesn't hurt.'

    My dad replied, "So I had to apply more pressure."

    My sister said her boyfriend (at the time) kept his hand in his coat pocket while they were driving and when she asked him about it, he showed his hand. She said it looked as though it'd been crushed by some machinery.

  • tradesman88 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I have that kind of father, meanest son of a b**** on the planet and a 35 yr. career enlisted US Marine. My sister learned after boyfriend #2 that having the boyfriend meet the family was never good for the boyfriend. This is one of the many factors why my sister is still single. Well either that or the additional two of her brothers are also in the US military.

  • Rebelhero

    1 year ago

    "Oh you kids have a great time.If you touch one FUCKEN hair on my daughter, I WILL END YOU!" Funniest part of the video. :)

  • JohnnyHendo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I desperately hope Geoff's deer murder story from Off Topic gets animated as soon as possible. This was also really funny.

    • ExplosiveNinja FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      OooooOOoooO! I'm from the future, and I'm here to tell you it DooOOoooOoooeeeeEEeess!

  • Parabella Team Leader RTX Sydney

    1 year ago

    Similar story with my first ex when he stayed in our house for the night for the first time. Dad asked him if he'd ever seen a gun, then took him into the shed where he was cleaning his firearms and showed him how guns worked and then told him that if he wandered up to the back of the house where my room was and wasn't going to the bathroom (which was directly opposite of my bedroom), that he would hear a "chkchk" and he "would know what it was". He had so much fun screwing with him and I then had a shitty time dating anyone because the story of the "antiboyfriend gun" had gotten around town. Thanks Dad. You asshole.

  • Kevinho

    1 year ago

    Dad's Homemade cookie recipe:

    • 2 cups all-purpose flour
    • 1/2 cup cocoa powder
    • 1 M1911 Semi-automatic pistol
    • 2 eggs
    • 3/4 cup packed brown sugar
    • Das_Goot FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Life before death, stren

      1 year ago

      one all purpose imaging rhubarb

  • Nate8125

    1 year ago

    This was freaking hilarious

  • benzo2000 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I just the love that whenever Miles changes his voice, he becomes a new person!

  • lupin096

    1 year ago

    Old man: Have you ever shot one?

    Miles: No.

    Old man: I hope you never have to.


    I wonder was that supposed to be a threat? He probably meant, "if you hurt my daughter I will make your life a living hell and make you commit suicide with that gun."


    I'm just guessing here.

    • Nate8125

      1 year ago

      Possible... we will never know... and neither will they!

  • KurtMarkuson

    1 year ago

    Kind of sounds like the dad had some sort of PTSD.

  • natlaws1997

    1 year ago

    Shrek 14 confirmed.

  • KelliferReds RT accepted my Blood $

    1 year ago

    I just love Miles so much, That dad had to be some crazy hitman or something, he's seen some shit.

  • Ignisha FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    That is exactly how I'm gonna be like if I ever have a daughter. I'mma be like:

    "Heeeeeey, howzit goin'!? Oh, you guys gonna go watch some movies? Nice! *pulls boy over* you better watch what you do to my lil' princess or there will be one less boy in the whole world- Ok, have fun you two rascals!!"

  • Sapphiet

    1 year ago

    I think any parent would go nuts over their children dating.

  • NinjaGoemon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Is this how Taiyang acts around the house? Because I could see him being one of those dads.

  • DrewBridger FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Drew Bridger

    1 year ago

    He could do the old trick of just having a shotgun shell, flicking it at the guy and letting it drop to the floor, and then saying "That shell moves a LOT faster after 11pm..." Let the guy come to his own conclusion.

    • DrewBridger FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Drew Bridger

      1 year ago

      HAH! Just saw there's a guy on the thread further down who said the same thing! Credit to him!

  • DexterRC FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Huh, just realized these aren't animated by Jordan Cwierz anymore. While I feel bad about not noticing that, it means the "new" Jordan and Johnathan are doing a great job!

    • RonVSanFelix FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zakharius

      1 year ago

      They probably just switch out jobs on who animates certain episodes and release on a certain week, just to give each other breaks.

  • j4sonm FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    As a father I'm not gonna say I'll end you or get out a gun or anything really obvious. I think I'll hang a shovel on the wall and just sit in a chair just zoning out, and when my daughter brings her boyfriend over, I'll point to the shovel and say "That shovel hasn't been used in ten years. Don't give me a reason to use it again" and not say anything else.

  • EmilyHolden1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Miles is gonna be a great father lol

  • bloodcal-cal7 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Im Callam Hi

    1 year ago

    Youtube commentators are like the fucking plague. They never leave, they never stop, they will always spread, but there are known cures...one involves death. Also Im a bit like this with my sister's boyfriend, even though he's bigger than me he knows Im a bit fucked up so he knows when to stop

  • Yhunhi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Partner is already working out a plan (we don't have any kids yet) it will be mind games including a bubble pipe. Imagine intimidating stare, speaking to the boy/girl with suspicion and then the pipe...*pop pop pop*

  • thesaneking7 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    dude Shrek 14 confirmed you heard it here first

  • lupin096

    1 year ago

    If someone even thinks about harming my little girl I will throw him into an oven and play "it's getting hot in here" on a radio and watch him burn. And as he begs for mercy I'll just laugh. (Just to clarify I don't have any kids yet.)

  • Gilberticus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold 2D Animator

    1 year ago

    Whoa! Great job animating, Battle and John Floyd! You guys are my heroes! <3

    • Jordan_Battle FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Animator

      1 year ago

      giphy.gif

  • DerekT FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Dark God of things

    1 year ago

    I think every guy ever has that insane father bit for guys if they have a daughter.

  • vennthrax

    1 year ago

    shreks 8-12 were the best

    • ImmortanKyle FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold (Put Your Pun Here)

      1 year ago

      Woah Man, Spoilers!!!

  • ButtyButtButts FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    when i have a daughter all i'm gonna do to all her dates is throw a shotgun shell at the kid and say its a lot faster past 11:00

    • DerekT FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Dark God of things

      1 year ago

      you sir have earned my respect as someone who would be just as messed up.

    • NixieShimo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Black Kitten

      1 year ago

      You are my hero today. Lol. That's brilliant.

  • Feather-Brush FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold King of Procrastinating

    1 year ago

    oh man, when I was listening to the podcast from where that's from, I was walking with people around. I couldn't stop laughing and even now I can't.

    • ktgcake FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      I used to listen to the podcast on the bus and had to stop because i kept laughing and getting weird looks on silent buses.

  • Biscatti FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Poor bastard sounded like he fought some secret wars or something.

  • NerdTronJJ FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Weapon Smith

    1 year ago

    Shrek is love... shrek is life.

  • ZombieHighwayDude FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Dude Shrek 14 HYPE.

  • Jimminy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    if i ever had a daughter, im not sure what i would do as a father when she starts dating, maybe i'll just make him step on legos to get to my daughter. if a young man is willing to endure that much pain for my fake/future daughter, they might be worthy....but then again, who dares step on a lego willingly?!

  • rtqueenee FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold rae.

    1 year ago

    Jaune to Felix in 0.5

  • Cameron FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    "Enjoy Shrek 14."

  • DaddysLittleMonster FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I Eat Shades Of Red

    1 year ago

    Miles is going to be a great dad to some lucky girl who won't be dating for a long time

  • rwbysupport FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    i would question their relationship in a man to man talk really, talking scares the shit out of playboys

  • Outis FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Non Mea Culpa

    1 year ago

    So when will we get to see The Jew Who Stole Christmas? I hope it won't put off until December.

  • willsi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Jordan does such a good job on these, very funny.

  • MasterfulJoe101 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    first

    • Phillip2015

      1 year ago

      You may be first but you're still an asshole

    • andyjdan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold a human

      1 year ago

      Now the cunts on youtube have infected the site. This day is filled with misery and hatered for all mankind

    • GreyGhost9036 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Angry Beaver

      1 year ago

      Dammit, who let the youtube comment people in here?!?!

    • thesaneking7 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      these guys might be sayin who let the youtube comment section in? But I just wanna know who let the Destiny forums in here with all the negativity on a harmless post. I get the first thing is annoying but yall need to chill