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Burnie's Got Jokes

RT Animated Adventures: Burnie's Got Jokes

Burnie tells a couple of his favorite jokes from when he was little. Whether they're good or not is up to you.


Audio from RT Podcast #395 - Post Show


Directed by Jordan Cwierz
Animated by Johnathan Floyd & Beth Mackenzie

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  • PinkPortrait FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold 2nd greatest hurler EVER

    1 month ago

    okay that was decent

  • NYCowboy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX Guardian

    2 months ago

    I love this joke so much every time I hear it

  • Zaynetic

    2 months ago

    i found this so fucking funny

  • DoubleDuke FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Smile Junkie

    4 months ago

    I laughed way to much at this  elyse

  • Mattyice50 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    So I just realized that Gus moved positions in between jokes from on the left to on the right. 

  • BlueOrange117 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    planes no longer looks like killer whales 5/7

  • zeropwnage FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    This is literally a brick joke (If you don't know what one is search it on TV tropes), that's what makes this so damn funny

  • Kerisato

    6 months ago

    I just love Gavin's confused look. Totally waiting for a punchline.

  • MartyGras2 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    My sides hurt from laughing so hard XD

  • BigDaddyDeadpoo1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold BigDaddyDeadpoo1

    6 months ago

    I wonder if Burnie's kids tell jokes like this, and whether it makes him feel proud or not.  

  • xtinuh FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold A.A.R.M

    6 months ago

    After the first joke ended, I was thinking....that son of a bitch...he's gonna do like they did in Bojack Horseman. And he did. It was equally as funny.

  • Flavio815 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Burnie, I don't even... you know what forget it.

  • eltoroguaco FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Dope artist

    6 months ago

    My aunt loves these kinds of jokes so I instantly knew where he was going with this :P

  • geckoh FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    true comedic genius

  • TinyBear93 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    fuck you Burnie...just kidding ily but don't ever tell a joke like that again ever.

  • Tex513 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    This is one of my favorite things that I've heard Burnie say

  • ChibiAcer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    OMG, can't stop laughing (>o<)


    Anyone else think the pilot molested that first passenger?

    • DannyKendra FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      you know i rewatched it and i saw what you were saying.

  • RiskPig FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Eating pancakes

    6 months ago

    I'll be honest, I laughed like I had never heard a joke before when he shared this on the podcast. There were TEARS.

  • dlushaj FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold dlushaj

    6 months ago

    the first time I heard this joke it was on the podcast and I had no idea. Hearing for a second time I now got it.... Why did it take me so long?

  • Jazzstinson FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Great! I've been using this joke forever and now I can't use it because now everyone knows it. Thanks Burnie. Your ruined my one good joke! 

  • Rezon8r FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Maker of Musical Stuff

    6 months ago

    I shouldn't have laughed. Why did I laugh?

  • jariahsgone FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Serial Complainer

    6 months ago

    This joke makes me irrationally angry for some reason. It's damn funny, but I'm so mad at it. 

  • sztamfater1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold JakovPeace

    6 months ago

    hehhhh?

  • jordanmjk0 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    my favorite joke ever

  • RWBY_Yang FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Lord of Yuri

    6 months ago

    this was so fucking good on the post show

  • Tantusar FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Oh hey, look, it's a classic example of a brick joke.

  • JCLegoMan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Too poor for double gold

    6 months ago

    I've been waiting for this to be animated.

  • Cassner FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Hail Hydra

    6 months ago

    *Booo*

  • Killroy999 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    One thing I love about Burnie (no homo) is that, at times like the beginning of this joke, you can literally HEAR the smile on his face as he starts telling the joke. That's how you know it's gonna be a good one. Fuckin killed it.

  • sky_rose FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    I'm so glad this got animated

    • habbinson222 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 months ago

      Literally- when I first heard this on the podcast, I just knew it would be one of my favourite RTAA No Questions Asked...! 

  • Kaarvaag

    6 months ago

    I think this is literally my favorite podcast moment. Although this was great, I think the delivery on the podcast worked way better for the joke.

  • IAmVeryMoist FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rebel Scum

    6 months ago

    This is unacceptable. No Burnie. No.  joy

  • SamiGlitch Sami Glitch

    6 months ago

    The last bit was amazing in the actual podcast it looks bleh here

  • Shadez058 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Isn't that bird a cockatoo not a parrot?

    • DanteSagara FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 months ago

      That was my first thought as well

    • foreverfayth FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 months ago

      A cockatoo is a type of parrot :)

  • John65554 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold UnD3Ad

    6 months ago

    i love how gavin an Barbara didn't understand a single thing it just adds to the blonde stereotype

    • MarioToast

      6 months ago

      I think it mainly adds to the Gavin stereotype.

    • korbitr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Roller of Ones

      6 months ago

      I think it adds to the millennial stereotype with Gav and Barb not getting it. I didn't get it either when I watched it the first time, because I guess I'm not old enough to know about this type of humor...

    • MCoash FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 months ago

      I think they got it, they just didn't think it was that funny.

  • atavyplop Lil

    6 months ago

    the joke it's so bad it's good omg

  • Z00k33p3r

    6 months ago

    So glad they cut this joke.  I've been looking to share this stupid joke with my friends.  So great.  This would make a great RvB episode too I think.

  • masterdude94 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    This is my favorite moment from the RT Podcasts, and it is now my favorite RTAA!

  • djcatilian FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    I'm trying not to wake my roommates up with my idiot laughter but it's so hard with jokes this good

  • korbitr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Roller of Ones

    6 months ago

    I had to watch it twice to fully understand the joke...

  • FirstJerry FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    I did not see that coming

  • bneri13 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    My step-dad tells a similar joke. I always think it's terrible but once i heard Burnie pull the same thing i flipped. love it

  • mypal1990 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The one who works

    6 months ago

    the setup was brutal. But the payoff was great. One of my fave RTAA'S. 

  • dabo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Even knowing the punchline from watching the podcast, this still cracked me up. Burnie has great delivery

  • kmaikell FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Even featuring the confused looks on Gavin and Barbara's faces lmao

  • JayNut FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Verified RT Scrobbler

    6 months ago

    Finally!!!!

  • DaDopePenguin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Tucker Did It...

    6 months ago

    This might be my favourite RTAA.

  • jacefrost FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    This is still one of my favorite things ever I always laugh way to hard at it but its amazing


  • TJP37 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Legit Cool

    6 months ago

    Literally the best thing I remember from any podcast ever.

  • StoleytheGeek FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    JFC I love Bernie