Mugged Miles

RT Animated Adventures: Mugged Miles

Miles talks about the time he accidentally got mugged and didn't know he was getting mugged? Or he didn't know he almost bought a knife. Confidence is key, kids.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #398


Directed by Jordan Cwierz
Animated by Jordan Battle


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  • CampCamper FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    That is pretty much Seattle in a nutshell (I live an hour away in Olympia).

  • Swonic FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    I would have bought the knife. Who turns down a knife

  • sandrakutola FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    Just a tip, as someone who was born and raised in Seattle, it's Pike Place Market. (No s at the end of Pike)

    The only time I have ever heard it being called Pike's Place is from tourists or out of state students (or really weird in-state students that insist they grew up in Seattle but say later they actually grew up three hours away.)

  • ExplosiveNinja FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    I fucking love Pike's Place, but the entire place is shady as hell....

    • zaheelee FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 weeks ago

      after 7 pm all the neighboring streets become horribly sketchy 

    • ExplosiveNinja FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 weeks ago

      "The Gum Wall of Death"

  • Evan1996 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    Reminds me of that greentext story. Really, really similar. Guy comes up and says "give me your money" story writer says he doesn't have any, mugger says "I have a knife" and story writer says "no thanks, I don't need a knife."


    Makes you wonder how often this happens. 

  • Matsteven FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    I had a similar type thing happen to me and my twin brother and honestly I think it was way weirder then what happened to Miles.


    Me and Twin were walking in the down town area of our city, Springfield, heading to the Library when I noticed this guy was heading toward us from across the street. I tried not to make eye contact as we came close but he stopped dead in front of us, all covered in dirt and snot, least I hope it was snot.


    "Hey can I ask you guys a question?" he says in a surprisingly nice unslurred voice.


    "Uh," we say


    "You guys ever rob a bank?" He asked as we coincidentally were standing in front of a bank


    "Noooo," we say in creepy twin unison


    "Oh okay" and he just walks away. To this day if I were to say if I had one regret it was not saying yes and seeing where that rabbit hole went.

    • rebkos FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 weeks ago

      I believe @burnie's recent vlog advice was say to yes to everything O.O

  • Jamanese FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    It must be fun to be Miles, even just for a day. I wonder what would happen if it was a hijacking?

  • legofan1422 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    This is just my personal opinion but I think Miles and Chris tell the best stories.

  • Invader-Jim FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    Yea, skippin so he could shake out the shit that was headed for his socks....

    • ExplosiveNinja FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 weeks ago

      It was hard to with such heavy balls of steel.

  • XxLord_TuckerxX FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    On a side note, this exact thing happened to me at the first RTX Sydney. I was walking back to the convention from my hotel when a guy stopped me and tried to get me to follow him down an alley, I just said "Nah man, got a panel I'm running late for" and just walked off. Took my a few minutes to realize what had happened. Pretty sure it was the founding fathers panel, so thanks for saving me from whatever fate that dark alley held for me XD

  • XxLord_TuckerxX FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    Thanks Jordan, given us a lot of laughs over the years. Brought these idiots stories to life hahaha can't wait to see what you're working on next but I'm sure it'll be awesome. Congrats on wicked run dude, it's all up from here :)

  • tahupierce FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    Had almost this exact thing happen to me waiting for a train to go by on Route 66 in Gallup, New Mexico. I guess they want to know how much money you actually have before they do anything convictable

  • TyBracamonte FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ty

    4 weeks ago

    Well this was Jordan Cwierz last RTAA, good luck in all your future projects at Rooster Teeth man! 

  • extraonthesi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    Perhaps the guy was trying to sell Miles a murder weapon.

    If they ever make a Chibi Carden Winchester, They could make a skit with this.

  • Sttahl FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    Dude, Kevin's dad.

  • abnels FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold pokemon

    4 weeks ago

    they call him the cutco mugger

  • NekoEllie

    4 weeks ago

    I heard this story first during Backwardz Compatible and I laughed my ass off. Seeing it animated makes it even better.

  • SorrowfulRose FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    with all the weapons miles works with the knife would also have to be part gun to mug miles

  • rubberfish613 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    That's seattle for you; even their muggers are passive-aggressive af

  • FantaBoi36 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    That moment when Miles is actually just like David. They could work that into an episode of camp camp and it wouldn't even be out of character for him

    • EliBurry1000 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 weeks ago

      Michael keeps saying he's literally David, we didnt realize he wasn't exaggerating 

  • korbitr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Roller of Ones

    4 weeks ago

    That guy got mug-zoned.

  • cheezeblade FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    Could have called his bluff, IF inf act he was selling the knife i would have asked to inspect it. Try and cut a penny in half

    • korbitr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Roller of Ones

      4 weeks ago

      Hey, Miles already did that one. Cut a Penny in half...

    • Mazekial FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 weeks ago

      korbitr you monster.

  • CybrKinetic FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold King of the Internet and

    4 weeks ago

    yeah, replace "mugged" with "got high" and bus with "getting high" and that's probably closer to the truth.

  • artour FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

  • Edgar_H FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    Immediately thought of Door Monster. 

    https://youtu.be/3jhzgmO_y-k

    • EnderFal FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 weeks ago

      It does bear some resemblance. Also fellow Door Monster viewer, cool.

  • DaddysLittleMonster FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I Eat Shades Of Red

    4 weeks ago

    I don't know why, but after watching this my mind immediately said, "Man, Miles should've been Bruce Wayne's dad. He woulda dealt with those muggers and Bruce wouldn't have to be an orphan. But then we wouldn't have Batman."


    My brain is weird. Anyway, it's always garunteed to be an excellent RTAA when Miles is in it. 

  • mypal1990 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The one who works

    4 weeks ago

    Kevin makes a comeback. He really let himself go.

    • Monokite FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 weeks ago

      Michael never went back, and business just went south for Kevin

  • powerati FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    For some reason I thought they already did an rtaa of this one. Not sure why.

    • Arkatox FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 weeks ago

      Well, Miles told the story twice. Maybe that's what's confusing you. He told it first on Backwardz Compatible, and then told it on the podcast.

    • Jesse-H FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 weeks ago

      @Arkatox The podcast this is from was recorded in October 2016. The first episode of Backwardz Compatible wasn't until november.

  • Azure_Hex FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    Leave it to miles to always be upbeat. 

  • scuba_steve98 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    I love Miles' anecdotes, there brilliant.

  • Shillier FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    Hey Miles! That was me, sorry for the confusion, I didn't mean to frighten you. Just FYI, the knife is still for sale. I understand you live in Austin if you're still interested, I've been thinking about taking a trip to Austin. Well, take care!

    • Shillier FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 weeks ago

      What a bunch of humorless whiny bitches in this community eh?

    • Kindyno FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 weeks ago

      i was really hoping you were actually the guy and the reason you approached him specifically was because you recognized him. then i read the reply comment.

  • MarkSealey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    WOW! An RTAA that actually played all the way to the end without mysteriously breaking for no reason!

  • jfdrossel FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    they showed this at rtx

  • Jaune_Black_Smudge FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Yup, sounds like Miles.