Miles and his Hands Free Steak

RT Life: Miles and his Hands Free Steak

The Red vs. Blue crew embarks on a quest of epic proportions.

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  • ArkInsanity Lord of Bacon

    1 year ago

    Hold my steak! There are no knives.

  • Malochroma FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Treenerd Hugger

    1 year ago

    I have never seen a more beautifully anticlimactic ending ever. This video is a work of art.

  • MGQ13 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    You get an A+ for effort though Miles.

  • itorogai

    2 years ago

    gamegrumps in the background, fucking awesome!

  • MGQ13 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Poor Miles did all that Mission Impossible junk for nothing! XD

  • Coyb321 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Hahahahahahaha. Patrick!

  • Ventarious FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Patrick's last line solidify this XD PERFECT!!

  • joeeoj_99 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Potato

    2 years ago

    XD

  • Mrbubba1992

    2 years ago

    That was the most intense part of miles Life.

  • bigmeek14

    2 years ago

    The next Batman! Is Mile Luna!

  • RailHorse

    2 years ago

    Not many men will let you hold their steak, remember that.

  • Philmnator FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    guess none of these guys are American Ninja Warrior material xD

  • DorkyDino

    2 years ago

    That ending was fantastic! Patrick, your comedic timing is spot on!

    Also, "Hold my steak."

  • NoctisCorvus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Captain Lone Starr

    2 years ago

    Can 'Hold My Steak' be a tshirt?
    I feel there's a market for this.

  • Hussein0987

    2 years ago

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  • Bismarckee FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    did they save that sign from the old office. 1:07

  • vexa1089

    2 years ago

    XD hahaha soo good !

  • shadela16

    2 years ago

    Lol I don't even use utensils unless I'm in public :P

  • Hawkclaw FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Loved the ending.

  • LittleRedMello

    2 years ago

    "Hold my steak"

    Oh my gosh. XD

  • BLU_VEIN

    2 years ago

    thats how i eat my steaks anyway, no cutlery involved, be a man miles, be one with us aussies

  • FireAce136 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    "There's no knives"

    Best line ever

  • CharlieJEcho CharlieJEcho

    2 years ago

    Hahahahahahahahahahahah! Dude never a dull moment is there.

  • Tarawa217 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    "There's no knives." ROFL.

  • Mindjet

    2 years ago

    ...they get paid to do this?

  • Joss_Sevon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    That was absolutely amazing. XD

  • Tomboy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    "There's no knives." Perfect.

  • delta92 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Sometimes you just run out of utensils. I once ate a salad with chopsticks because I was out of forks

  • rebelGlitch

    2 years ago

    Shit.

  • JustTK JustTK

    2 years ago

    Why go get a knife the normal way when you can leap to counter tops and hang off of support beams? Lol.

  • robotpuns

    2 years ago

    Was that Game Grumps in the background at the start or am I just going crazy?

  • YOURSHORT2 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Patrick is awesome

  • Castlereno4

    2 years ago

    A twist no one saw coming.

  • megara811 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Patrick and his common sense just made this video

  • MacKenna

    2 years ago

    this vid made me do the creepiest throat laugh..and then patrick/kyle stared to mission impossible theme song and i lost it........whyyyeee..can't real life be this epic?!......

    Post edited 8/31/14 12:07PM

  • Capt_Korea13 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    "There's no knives"

  • Darkonus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Write On!

    2 years ago

    Why isn't everyone's life like this? Why can't every trip to get a utensil be an epic tale with dramatic twists and turns such as this?

  • Cadmium

    2 years ago

    I'm a sucker for those types of endings that was fucking great

  • LillyBugLove

    2 years ago

    Why does this feel like life?

  • LillyBugLove

    2 years ago

    THE BEST.

  • Rowvoid

    2 years ago

    This is one of the best rt life ive seen in a long time!

  • jVictor FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold For Science

    2 years ago

    That whole venture was the epitome of futility.

  • EssuDesu FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    2 years ago

    "Hold my beer" is now "Hold my steak"

  • Novaturtle

    2 years ago

    Just love that change at the end slows down as Patrick starts walking up to it
    dun dun dahn dun....dun....dun............dun dun...."there's no knives".........shit.... ahahah

  • mwroversmw

    2 years ago

    Easily one of my favourite RT Life ever. That backing singing though.

  • EvieMoon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Wordsmith

    2 years ago

    Miles was *this* close to smashing his balls on the pillar. 0.o

  • Datenshi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    This is the reason I love everyone at RT.

  • stablepaddock FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    miles has gotta be "The floor is lava" champion.

  • METAMAN666

    2 years ago

    Patrick walks up,
    "There's no knives."
    ..............
    "SHIT!"

  • DarkDucky

    2 years ago

    *poke poke poke* *walk*