Scorpion Funeral

RT Life: Scorpion Funeral

Stephen the scorpion has died. For real this time. And so we send off to Valhalla.

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  • sunter FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    As is RTlife. The bad days make the good days seem that much sweeter.

  • atxrex FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Shoutout to no one knowing Amazing Grace.

  • AdamSears FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Speshal Hell

    1 year ago

    Shoutout all of those vikings that played bagpipes. All 0 of them.

  • NitroTech NitroTech

    1 year ago

    We will miss you Stephen! May you live a glorious life in Valhalla!

  • JTCMuehlenkamp FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Brotherhood of Steel

    1 year ago

    I kinda wish Ryan had taken part in the ceremony...

  • SoMichael FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Michael Houck

    1 year ago

    When I die please don't let the RT Staff have my body...

  • smasheffect FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    RIP in Peace Stephen

  • FrederickWinklebaum FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    During Stephen's memorial, Josh reminded me so much of Alan from the hangover.

  • fuzzycrow15

    1 year ago

    Fare thee well, Stephen.

  • adonalsium FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Oh no.

    1 year ago

    Stephen was taken from us by the cruel and unforgiving Texan winter, but he will live on forever in our hearts. I admit that I myself never got a chance to meet him, but its clear that he was one of the greatest Rooster Teeth employees. Requiescat in pace, Stephen, requiescat in pace.

  • birdie74 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    And then he was sent to the past to be reborn as a tank named Sheila. What an epic tale for and epic hero. RIP Stephen.

  • ddubs52 George Lucas's Neck

    1 year ago

    I promised myself I wouldn't cry....... Now like him the exoskeleton around my heart has burned and cracked away. rip in pepperoni and crackers.

  • Andy50k1

    1 year ago

    NO FRECKLES!!! Oh wait..

  • OGWalrus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    And witness him we did. May you ride eternal Stephen, shiny and chrome.

  • Longshanks FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    First Penny then Pyrrha and now Stephen. This things always come in threes don't they.

    • shortstos1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Forgot about roman

  • RogueDelta FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Dang, this video really stung. Farewell sweet Stephen, may you continue to terrify in the eternal beyond.

  • cupcakePirate09 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Honestly thought that Josh was gunna actually light it first try....

  • NothingReal FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I'm crying R.I.P. in peace

  • RiverRunning

    1 year ago

    RIP Stephen...


    (PS The pipes were a nice touch!)

  • CaradocKaine FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Lost In Thought...

    1 year ago

    Rest In Peace

  • gentlemanjax FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Accidentally the most loved scorpion that ever lived. RIP

    • WolfMonkey

      1 year ago

      Wouldn't that be Dwayne Johnson?

  • Sargo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Stephen: Do you believe in destiny


    Josh: Yes, have fun in this trailer damn it's cold

  • Sapphiet

    1 year ago

    Oh wow that I did not see coming. RIP Stephen the Scorpian

  • Flavio815 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    This made me sad and happy how they did this for good old Stephen. R.I.P

  • azninjazn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    they get paid for this shit

  • Millaheavy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Cant spell

    1 year ago

    WHEN WILL THE KILLING STOP? Penny, Pyrrah, and now STEPHEN!!!

  • Sankt-Germain FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    May you sting eternal, shiny and black

  • Megami FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    RIP in peace.

  • handsomej FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    David Bowie, Alan Rickman, now Stephen Scorpion :'-( RIP

  • fenderlove FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Future PhD

    1 year ago

    May he ride historic on the Fury Road. Stephen lived, he died, and now he'll live again.

  • R4nd0mGuy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Just watched a video of adults put a scorpion in a tiny boat and set him on fire sending him to Valhalla. Just Rooster Teeth things.

    • CaptainKCCO42 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      "adults"

  • JFSIV

    1 year ago

    R.I.P. Stephen you were one of the coolest pet's at rooster teeth, & I think that you should be made into a scorpion faunus in RWBY Vol.4.

    • DaNinja27_ FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Or a powerful and legendary Grimm Scorpion that Salem rides on. Idk, I don't have original ideas, ima just go back to liking things other people say

  • nya-wn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Phoebe

    1 year ago

    I bet one of the Achievement Hunters mention Stephen in a video.

  • AHFANMB64 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    RIP Stephen the Scorpion.....

  • CoreyHansford

    1 year ago

    We had an almost similar funeral for our dorms pet gerbil. It was a great ceremony for a great gerbil, and this brought tears to my eyes. RIP Stephen.

  • jeezusgut FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Farewell brave, Stephen.

    May you be greeted into the Halls of Valhalla as the true warrior you were.

    May all the smoked meats be bestowed upon you joined with an endless flow of mead.

    May you find comfort in the hands and bosom of Sif...or Thor if that's more your thing.

    Rest in peace, good scorpion.

  • ShadowZealot7

    1 year ago

    He may be dead, but he at least he never said goodbye. I hate goodbyes.

  • Twerdette Jessica

    1 year ago

    Out of all the things I thought I would see today. RIP Stephen.

  • KillerGypsyFish FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    That was the best thing I've seen since Brave Heart.

  • Grouchy_Marx FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Rest in Peace to Stephen. The only Deathstalker that really mattered. Your reign of terror within the offices of Rooster Teeth shan't be forgotten. May your soul forever haunt the toxic heart that murdered you on that faithful Texas winter. Way to go Josh and or Chris (Possibly Meg). I HOPE YOUR SATISFIED!!! *Runs off in a fit of tragic sadness.*


    P.S. That viking funeral became very Game of Thrones-y. Lol.

  • Sphlunger

    1 year ago

    May Stephen sting many a foe in Valhalla

  • goeast4punk FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    That was beautiful.

  • ReginaVD

    1 year ago

    What the fuck, I cried.

  • ragingkage FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Why would you use cardboard as a boat? There was no way it was going to catch fire. At least duct tape the bottom or something.

  • mr-kab-uki FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    RIP Stephen, you died as you lived, surrounded by people you hate.

    • DarkTempler7 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Wait a minute, is Stephen Church?

    • DaNinja27_ FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Church's spirit animal is Stephen the Scorpion

    • DarkTempler7 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Well, now we know the real reason he killed Burnie in Ten Little Roosters. It must be a Highlander thing.

  • TheValkrieV2 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Rest in peace Stephen your badassness will be remembered

  • Cassner FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Hail Hydra

    1 year ago

    Stephen was a Rad-Scorpion

  • j4sonm FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Rest in peace Stephen. Your days with us may have been few but there will always be a place in our hearts for you. Unfortunately the brightest fires always burn the quickest, but rest assured, you will be remembered for ages to come. Now cracks a noble heart. Goodnight, sweet prince; And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.

  • Orrenman FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Don't Call it a Comeback

    1 year ago

    hey! that's not Jack!

  • ted_mckenna FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Teddy Bear

    1 year ago

    "I'd like to quote the great William Shakespeare, but, to tell you the truth... I don't actually think he said it."

    -General Donald Doyle

    (I figured it was only fair seeing how they both went out the same manner)