Werewolf Dick - #396

Rooster Teeth Podcast: Werewolf Dick - #396

Join Gus Sorola, Gavin Free, Chris Demarais, and Blaine Gibson as they discuss laser hair removal, awkward dating stories, trips to Mexico, and more on this week's RT Podcast! This episode originally aired on October 3, 2016, sponsored by Audible (http://adbl.co/2bgBJkt), Casper (http://bit.ly/2bgC0nt), MeUndies (http://bit.ly/2aGm9yg), Pizza Hut (http://bit.ly/2bxZ8mf)

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  • YoBoySarge FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold You just got sarged

    5 months ago

    RTAA will probably start around 10:00 

    • cccfudge10 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold cccfudge10

      5 months ago

      Thanks mate

  • Myz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    RIP my favourite intro.

  • JaimeToledo21 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Dat outro tho

  • Isaiah_TSSF FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    • iHysteriahd FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

  • GriffinPratt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Gavin looks like mad max from the video game


  • Alex_Berry FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Funny enough, The Last of Us was somewhat influenced by No Country For Old Men

  • georgeleeh FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Anyone know what mics they're using? They look like EV RE20s but I'm guessing they're knockoffs

  • Louis_Butson

    10 months ago

    Hate that with the new mics its always switching between using left and the right headphone. I notice it and it bugs me

  • AndaleTheGre FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    chris and blain are drivin me nuts. chris won't look at the mic when speaking and blain keeps changing position and not moving his mic or getting quiet and leaning away.


    i hated daniel craig's bond movies every time i saw one, but then i sat down and watched all of his in a row and loved them as a group.

  • toops FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    This new player really doesn't work for me. It crashes almost every 15 minutes and I have to refresh the page and skip to where I was. The new set on the other hand is very nice!

    • Louis_Butson

      10 months ago

      Also seems like every video gets to 7 seconds and then just stops then I have to refresh over and over

  • MAX1592

    10 months ago

    Blaine doesn't need to be anxious, his stories are fine

  • siriushours FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold SiriusHours

    10 months ago

    human trafficking is one of the Worlds most neglected problems in this day and age, because only the Higher Class(1 percent) are the culprits behind the purchasing of sex trades/human trafficking. That is why we don't hear much about it, unfortunately. The World we live in is despicable. 

    • Mr_Hyde010

      10 months ago

      Actually, this statement is not at all accurate. It seems like your thinking of a scenario like the original taken movie, but this is rare, though it does happen. The vast majority of victims of human trafficking, at least in the U.S., are young women, who run away from home, or are otherwise vulnerable. They are then taken out of state, and forced into prostitution. Drug addiction usually follows rather quickly, and begins a cycle that is difficult, often impossible, to escape. These women are inexpensive prostitutes, not $1,000 an hour call girls, but the final result for the women is usually the same (more expensive girls, will be taken better care of, but only to a point that makes sense in a cost benefit analysis, I know this is horrible). The reason so few resources are committed to this problem, is actually the fact that most of these women do not have wealthy people or organizations speaking out for them, and pressing their interests with Federal administrators, and the fact that other law enforcement priorities take precedence (terrorism soaks up a lot of the Fed LE budget, and state agencies are usually ill equipped to deal with this type of crime, particularly when perpetrators transport victims across state lines).

    • siriushours FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold SiriusHours

      10 months ago

      @Mr-Hyde010 no no and no, I was not thinking of taken just the normal hell we all live in and continue to ignore. hell man dont get me started, just today a fucking Gold star for whoever was involved with taking down the CEO of backpage. The world we live in is stranger than fiction homie. Ever think the movies could be taking a high note from life, inspiration sparks even in the darkest corners. anything you said is irrelevant to the fact that it happens everywhere.

  • J4MMYD0D93R FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Does anyone have the link to the frame-by-frame 2 movies clips? It would be interested to look at them.

    • Aminah

      10 months ago

      look in the link dump

  • MartyGras2 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Gus is looking sharp.

    Poor Blaine.  Always like having you on the podcast.

  • RivenDaniel1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    For the love of god can we please switch back to the old video player? Preferably before RWBY vol 4 starts? This one is absolutely fucking terrible.

    If I'm going to pay to get content early, I wanna be able to watch that content without it freezing every five minutes.

    • siriushours FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold SiriusHours

      10 months ago

      have you updated your browser....also what browser are you using?

    • RivenDaniel1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      I am using Chrome and its fully updated


  • TheDoom

    10 months ago

    wait wait, Gus is coming to South Korea?? When? Where? How???

  • ceruleancircuit Lvl. 5 Teifling Rogue

    10 months ago

    http://moralmachine.mit.edu/results/-1307083745


  • Moewrawn1988

    10 months ago

    Can we please stop with Blaine? There are a presumably a ton of funny, cool people at rooster teeth who'd make great guests (I do get that it could be an availability thing, but I doubt it) Gilby, Jeremy, Micheal,  Jon Risinger, Kerry, Miles, etc... please switch it up, please.

    • Shepsus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Shepsus

      10 months ago

      Quick answer. No.
      Long answer: The RT Podcast regularly explain they have their primaries, then they have their backups. Blaine is a backup. These are the people of the RoosterTeeth podcast.
      Kerry and Miles are very busy with RWBY and Camp Camp. They probably also have a hand in RWBY Chibi. All animations, really. Miles also regularly makes Let's Plays for FIRST Members.
      Jon R has his own show - On The Spot.
      Gilby is a semi-regular on The Patch. He is also busy as a Sys Admin for the company.
      Jeremy, Michael, and all of AH have their own Podcast, Off Topic.
      There is no reason for the company to double up on personalities for different shows. It allows their audience a variety of people, as some people don't like others (hrrmm, interesting thought...)


      Gavin is the exception with Off Topic and RoosterTeeth. As he was already a regular on the RT, and he is an AH. 
      Barbara might be another exception if her show becomes a success.

      You have to think of this as a TV show. You are going to have the same characters on the same show each week, secondary actors show up semi-regularly and special guests vary. 
      If you don't like this particular episode, you don't have to watch it. They have a LIST of shows your favorites work on already, as listed above. 
       
      I like Blaine. I think he's hilarious. When he does get his topics out, they are great. I appreciate his awkwardness and his passions of working out and film. 
      The only thing I would wish is him on here more so he becomes more comfortable in front of the camera. 

  • grimwolfe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    holy fuck what would gavins other solution to child sex slave be? Talk to thier rapist abductors and compromise with sex slave traders?!!!

    • Shepsus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Shepsus

      10 months ago

      Arrests, probably.

    • grimwolfe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      Cops are either in on it, don't care that its happening to are powerless to stop it. Sex slave exist in every country if these guys can find the slave traders its shouldn't be that hard for the cops to locate them aswell.

  • l6e5i4n3a2d1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Dat ending outro tho. YUSS. \m/

  • Ckikzilla

    10 months ago

    Chris does have a cute butt!

  • robbes Probably Naked

    10 months ago

    Jesus, Blaine. Why are you afraid to talk about everything? Stop worrying what random people on the internet think

  • JessicaE FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Mixed_Coffee

    10 months ago

    chris was on top of it this podcast, can't help but think it's because blaine was around to make things awkward instead

  • TSRRMKNZZH FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    1:37:20 And that's how "Social Disorder" started.

  • TheOnlooker FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    I live in England, I had some dodgy guys come up to me about 7 years ago in a Mercedes with the same story with the watches. I managed to buy one for £5, it turned my wrist green but kept good time laughing 

  • M19A85T FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    What really happened - Space X Rocket Explosion Details & Commentary


  • AndyZCab FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Shout out to the crew for the close up on that pizza. Man, I feel like having one now

  • GobiTodic FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    God damnit Blaine. Have more confidence in the end of your story. You needlessly make it uncomfortable. You are great, be more confident.

    • bradym67 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      Yeah he constantly gets quieter and trails off at the end of his sentences. Makes him very boring to listen too. If he spoke more loudly/clearly and with confidence he'd be fine.

  • LordDawn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Dragon of the West

    10 months ago

    If they're talking about canvassing at the end, I do that for a living for wildlife preservation T_T. Btw, you guys are the worst type of people lmao, JUST SAY NO, way more polite than what gus was saying.

  • shakir7364 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    lol, my dad got scammed by one of those speaker guys as we were leaving the bank. He was in a white pick up and sold us a speaker set that we later found out still needed an extra device that was sold separately.

  • SJDestroyer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Anyone else having freezing issues about every 20 minutes? I use Chrome if that helps.

    • SummerTaco FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      Im about 10 min into the podcast and checked the comments just to see if anyone else is having this issue and yours is the latest comment right now.

    • CMGio FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      It's been happening to me, too. Either it freezes and I have to reload the page or recently, Chrome just crashes. It only happens on the Rooster Teeth side (Achievement Hunter is fine, for some reason).

      I tried watching on Firefox, too, but the new video player doesn't work at all for me on that browser.

    • overkill2009 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Wanna-be Pro Streamer

      10 months ago

      im having the same issue, its been the same since the new player

    • Isaiah_TSSF FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      Yes. Firefox usually is better, but takes longer to actually load the video.

  • Pattylad FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    this cast is like shitting two pounds of uncut diamond: do it every week and it should be fatal but every now and again it pays the fucking bills.

  • arae24o FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    hahaha, that face chris made when they took the pizza away

  • Great_B_Rad FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Androids are robots that look like people. Cyborgs are humans with robot parts that they couldn't live without

  • Marijumanji FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    I really enjoyed this podcast inside a Pizza Hut ad!

  • jasonutty52 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    I'm glad the RT podcast finally got a set worthy of Off Topic

  • shmanel FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Well you say the election has to end soon, but did you forget about the year 2000?  Lets all head down to Florida and hang some chads.  We can at least drag this bitch out til April!

  • thefunion FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Gold Stars

    10 months ago

    That outro song tho

  • user-5761f47c31089 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Whether autonomous cars should run over pedestrians to save passengers has a simple correct answer. The car should run over the pedestrian, because if you tell a certain surprisingly common type of person that the car HAS to swerve to avoid them, they'll run in front of the car for shits and giggles.

  • Jessieatscheese FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    I love Blaine. 



    Also Esther is not wrong re: Chris' butt. 

  • Obsolete18 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    I cant tell if chris is drunk or tired. He isnt as animated as usual.

  • duffman1899 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold D-Club

    10 months ago

    I don't know what happened, this new player was great but now like every 10 minutes or less I have to reload the page to continue watching the video. It is very frustrating to watch a long video like this when it keeps freezing every few minutes. I love the content however, RT exclusively provides great content!!

  • Qqqqrrrr3 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    I really want a podcast with Gavin, Chris, Miles, and Brandon.

  • Jrobinson61 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Every 15 minutes i am having to reload the website because the video keeps freezing, this has happened for the last couple podcasts. Other than that, very funny podcast though I love how awkward Blaine was.

  • Rowie1411 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    It's okay Blaine, i have hairs on my dick too

  • CrazyOatmeal FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    That fucking outro tune

  • fundersta FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    I find it that 4 sponsors specially the pizza hut ad really cuts the flow of the podcast for me :(.

    • Tharage53 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      I hate pizza hut being on the podcast so much

  • Bunk_Bunker FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Bunk

    10 months ago

    That moment when Gus takes a look at my actual name then decides to read my twitter handle instead. It's okay Gus, Assenmacher is a hard name to pronounce if you aren't prepared for it.

    • Bunk_Bunker FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Bunk

      10 months ago

      Also that moment when Gavin laughs at my twitter handle, and then Blane mispronounces it.

  • hahapwnd11 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Blaine, don't worry. Most guys have dicks like Chris's, hairy to the tip, so you're on the less hairy portion of the population!

  • ArcticHris FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    this is the second rooster teeth produced podcast in the last week where a cast member has shown the camera their ass.


    whats going on here

    • hahapwnd11 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      It's just a great week for the RT community (and people who are good with photoshop)