The Impossible Mission - #430

Rooster Teeth Podcast: The Impossible Mission - #430

Join Gus Sorola, Gavin Free, Brandon Farmahini, and Chris Demarais as they discuss RT merch in a strange place, the conception process, beaches, and more on this week's RT Podcast! This episode originally aired on May 22, 2017, sponsored by Blue Apron (http://cook.ba/29J4MMj) and MeUndies (http://bit.ly/2aGm9yg)

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  • Burwell88 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    brandon (and anyone else who doesn't empty lint traps): my ex lived in a house with like 5 other people, and one day we were waiting for one of her roommates loads of laundry to be done drying and we opened the lint trap to clean it and there was an ember glowing. i'm certain if we hadn't emptied it, the house would be in ashes.


    empty your lint traps you fucking animals.

  • Tariqul Tesla

    2 months ago

    8:08. Sounds like a new RT Doc. 

  • jshelley0322 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    "You're at daycare 12 months out of the year." - Brandon

  • deliala919 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold fuck

    2 months ago

    as soon as the set showed up, i was just like 'ahhhh perfect, my favorite idiots' 

  • blah_blah91 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Damn, all these anti-Brandon comments make me feel like I'm back on YouTube. 

  • iMacOfDeath

    2 months ago

    This episode just cements how unbelievably dumb Brandon is. he clearly was the sperm that somehow stumbled into the egg on accident.


    Yeah, To Catch a Predator did get it some serious legal trouble when they got sued for entrapment and the Plaintiff won. This resulted in all previous arrests being questioned, some even being overturned and outright dismissed. It surprised me to hear they returned, probably had to do some major legal shuffling to workout how they could continue to do what they do without being sued so hard.


    I’m glad someone sensible denied Brandon that pig he wanted.

  • derrickhensley FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    I feel like Brandon might be a secret genius? What he says sounds stupid, but when thought about it turns out to make a lot of sense.

    • LoganTrazo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Professional Pessimist

      2 months ago

      He's the new Gavin 

  • Great_B_Rad FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    It's gotta feel amazing ruining those fuckers lives

  • capash0023 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    I cant comment without saying Brandon and Chris should not be on a podcast together.
    I'm only commenting to say kudos to Chris - buffer every day. Keep it up beefcake.

  • WickedSeven FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold TheWickedZach

    2 months ago

    Let Gavin do the pedo catching so it can be Let Plays: Alien Vs Predator 

  • Dex122sg FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    It is unfortunate but intent means nothing an unloaded air soft gun or plastic knife is not a deadly weapon it could be considered a weapon but not a deadly one. 

  • FiachraB FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Courier 6

    2 months ago

    I get so annoyed just listening to Brandon...

  • VoraLundar FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    An open letter to Brandon haters:


    EVERYONE who ever appears on the podcast argues for stupid positions. Maybe Brandon isn't as well spoken as Burnie, but Burnie is wrong almost as often (especially on early video podcasts).


    And as for Brandon not being able to argue very well: when you're having a conversation with your friends (which is really what the podcast is), can you ALWAYS make the best argument that communicates your position? Because if you can, then you're some kind of alien.


    Sincerely,

    VoraLundar

    • FoolsGold3 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      News just in! If you are able to argue you are an alien!

    • VoraLundar FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      No, if you're ALWAYS able to argue, and NEVER wind up phrasing your arguments like Brandon, THEN you're an alien.


      Everyone has argued incoherently. Just because someone has a tendency to doesn't mean you're an annoying git who should never ever appear on the podcast because they (like Gavin with science) don't communicate the socially expected way.

    • Great_B_Rad FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      I actually like Brandons appearance on the podcast, yeah it makes me facepalm but it's also really fucking funny

    • AslyChair FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      Also people always shoot him down, kinda like the do to Barbara before she pointed it out to them. 

  • IanB0614 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Idk if anyone else feels this way but the second I hear Brandon's voice I shut the podcast off. His voice and stories and constant whining are awful.

    • iMacOfDeath

      2 months ago

      I think it's his intelligence that does it for me, I feel like I'm losing IQ points every time he's around.

  • eggbagel FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Thara

    2 months ago

    Well Gavin, thanks for asking about our sand preferences!  My favorite sand is pink, and it's in the Bahamas.


    ...What, no one else actually has favorite sand? 

  • Ayabara1013 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    brandon, since when do you have any clout to say anything about katy perry's image? have you secretly been a super fan this whole time? lol

  • SuperCanuck 'The Dork Knight'

    2 months ago

    I feel like Brandon gets a really bad Rap now...  I mean, at 11:12, he was definitley just trying to set up a bigger discussion, but literally everyone shut him down... Ive been there, its a shitty feeling, when all you wanna do is feel like you belong, but every attempt is destroyed...

    On top of that, all the hate in the comments about Brandon... just put yourself in his shoes...

    food for thought..

  • Rai-of-Thunder

    2 months ago

    that "kid" is an Instagram LEGEND

  • SomeKindofCaveDemon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Agh.  Far too much Brandon on RT Podcasts in 2017.  He is hilarious when he's just popping in for occasional zingers, but totally insufferable when he's arguing or making long conversation.  Most of his arguments are just repeating himself over and over, louder and louder.

    • VoraLundar FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      And the rest of the onscreen talent is of course so much better at getting their arguments across.


      And they are, of course, never wrong, either, unlike the reviled Brandon.


      Just think about it more.

  • Teagaaaaaaan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    that gun would not have gone off the fuckin thief is a moron and probably illegally obtained the firearm

  • GobiTodic FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    I don't know which article Gus read, but as far as I know the amout of people (modern human) who ever lived is around 110 billion.

  • AbstractSpaces FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Yeah guys you're supposed to catch and release them elsewhere with those humane traps, not let them starve to death...

  • timestruck

    2 months ago

    They talk about sperm as if they were only made out of the sperm during conception. That's only one half of you guys. You keep forgetting the egg cell. You get your mitochondria from your mums not your dads. Your cells won't function without it!


    (both components are important to make a human but y'know, remember the egg too!)

    • Paydenaddis FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTKS

      2 months ago

      They were just talking about the sperm, that's it. I'm sure they are all aware how conception works

    • SuperCanuck 'The Dork Knight'

      2 months ago

      -_-

    • capash0023 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      imagine if they included every single egg that gets 'wasted' once a month from puberty.

  • KingR2088 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    One of the better podcast in months, I don't understand why they keep bringing Barbara back when she has her own show now. Brandon is better, Chris is better, Blaine is better, hell I'll take Miles over Barbara on the podcast. #MakeRTPodcastGreatAgain

  • TyTy518 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Ive never seen the sixth sense cause everyone knows the ending already, maybe I'll watch it now though.

  • slopitchplayer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    hearing brandon talking about fighting in a daycare and i can say kids are fast when they are pissed off. they will bite, scratch, punch and under 10 seconds. i work in a daycare every other day splitting fights up.. and about the sea lion pulling the girl in there is a longer video showing the girl leaning over and the sea lion coming out of the water and was like 2 inches from her face then she sat down and was pulled in. there is a reason there are signs all over, then the next day there was a large group of people at the same dock trying to get the sea lion to come up.

    • AnotherPostcard FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      I also work in Daycare and given Brandon's description, I can almost feel like I can predict what kind of kid he was. Very boyish. Plays rough. Needs something highly active or extremely engaging to get through the day without needing too much intervention, but generally well intentioned (while he's being intentional) and will stick up for others when something is perceived to be unfair or unjust, but sometimes a little too much.

  • aredee77 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Damn. Brandon got promoted to laptop before Gavin. 

  • TBoneSF FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Before watching the prequels, I'd highly recommend the Youtube series "Everything Great About the Star Wars Prequels".  The problem I think is most people go into the Prequels with some weird preconceptions and maybe even prejudices.  I feel Prometheus had the exact same problem.  Prometheus is not a good Alien movie because it was never intended to be. It is a great science fiction movie, and as time goes on more people have accepted it for what it is trying to be and realize it is actually a great movie on its own terms.  I personally find the Prequels much more fun and rewatchable than the Force Awakens simply because they weren't fanfic cut-and-pastes of the original trilogy like Force Awakens.  If Last Jedi follows a similar route and is just a cut-and-paste of TESB, it will confirm my worst fears that Disney simply wanted to remake the original trilogy and they should give up the farce of pretending they are continuations.

  • TBoneSF FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Gavin's Xbox must really hate him because he has problems with the Xbox that no one else seems to have.

  • Angelripper FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Yes! En man som heter Ove (A man called Ove) is really good. "My grandmother asked me tell you she's sorry" by the same author is even better :) 

  • MichaelHuds3 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    didn't Katy Perry cut her hair cause she damaged it too much from bleach?

  • Aerwrek FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold #LIFECUBED

    2 months ago

    Sounds like they're describing a Social Disorder episode at around 6:50. 

  • Ayabara1013 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    god damn, I like brandon and chris, I hate them both being on the same video together, its a cluster fuck of stupid

  • Dita98 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Am i the only one who fucking loves Brandon?

  • Phoenix512 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    I swear that Brandon has mention the sperm thing last time he was on. Also Gus would probably try to kill Brandon if he lives with him for a week.

  • tradesman88 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    As an owner of several competition grade airsoft guns, I will go on record and say that airsoft guns,  if fired at your eyes, have the potential to be deadly. 

  • peckpogydah Peckpogydah

    2 months ago

    I turned off the podcast when I saw Brandon was on it. He is always so unsure of himself, super awkward, over explains everything and takes 3x as long to get a point across as an avg person. All of those things combined make for a very annoying/boring personality for a podcast.


    I came back a couple hour later and decided to give him a chance. The VERY 1st thing out of his mouth was all 4 things that turned me away in the 1st place. Please, no more Brandon on the podcast.

    • peckpogydah Peckpogydah

      2 months ago

      Oh, I forgot to put that Brandon is super whiny as well.

    • Paydenaddis FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTKS

      2 months ago

      Says one of the whiniest commenters I've ever seen.

  • peckpogydah Peckpogydah

    2 months ago

    I was sad seeing Burnie on Dude Soup, cause that meant he wouldn't be on this Podcast.  :/


    I love his dynamic with the normal podcast crew. I especially love it with Chris.

  • Delivery_McGee FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    That gun in the robbery definitely won't fire, the bullet's stuck against the back of the chamber, and it can't fire without everything fully seated (mainly to keep it from blowing up in the shooter's face).Maybe the guy working the till noticed that, and that's why he was so calm.

    • Astarties FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ex Nihilo

      2 months ago

      I was thinking the same thing,

  • nevada-zach FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Brandon seems a little manufactured this episode. I'm not buying it. 

    • SomeKindofCaveDemon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      I'm not buying it.  I'm not buying it.  I'm just not buying it.

      (aka how all of Brandon's arguments go)

  • ThelostRanger FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    You don't have shanks. But like, i mean You're. You're at day care for like 12 months out of the year over the course of like i don't know how many years of your life, stuff's gonna happen. -Brandon Farmahini 2017

  • DevinKyle2 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Brandon on the podcast is sooooo cringe, he's always making himself sound so ignorant and stupid

    • peckpogydah Peckpogydah

      2 months ago

      I can't stand him on the podcast, he is always so unsure of himself, super awkward, over explains everything and takes 3x as long to get a point across as an avg person.

    • timestruck

      2 months ago

      He's fine, he brings a silly vibe to the podcast at times. But I hate his small tick of licking his lips. It looks super weird to me.

  • DaSpook

    2 months ago

    i', STARTING TO SEE THREE PF THINGS LOL

  • DaSpook

    2 months ago

    I'm a little fucked up/ LOL

  • Zyemeth FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Dr. Bamboozle

    2 months ago

    Ugh Chris AND Brandon? This will either be really funny or really infuriating.

    • peckpogydah Peckpogydah

      2 months ago

      Lol, that was the very 1st thing I thought as well.

  • swordking123 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    I have fought in daycare. Fought 1 kid, he was a bully

  • srvvlhm FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold David Kane

    2 months ago

    I am amazed Brandon wasn't as annoying this time.

    • Obsolete18 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      hes gotten a lot better in recent episodes

    • srvvlhm FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold David Kane

      2 months ago

      There are 8 people who like Brandon.

  • thefunion FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Gold Stars

    2 months ago

    I love how they passed over the comment Brandon made when he said "12 months out of the year"

  • CashBanks FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Didn't Funhaus make the exact same joke about "To Catch To Catch a Predator" on Dude Soup like last year? Weirdest deja vu.

    • axmiller FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      off topic did as well.

  • HuntrGathrer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    when Gus said "speaking of ghosts", that would have been a perfect segway for a casper mattress ad read