Blaine Burns Everyone - #453

Rooster Teeth Podcast: Blaine Burns Everyone - #453

Join Chris Demarais, Josh Flanagan, and a sidecar of guests as they discuss grievances with each other, dating, the last time they cried, and more on this week’s RT Podcast! This episode originally aired August 24, 2017, sponsored by TrackR (http://bit.ly/2vd6gwY)

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  • McNagelpuff FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    I laughed so hard i cried during the whole roast thing

  • Kevin_01 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RT Sponsor

    2 months ago

    Always Open 2: Electric Brogaloo

  • aaronasael FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    I would love to hear more of Joshs experience/perspective on military topics. That is if it's something he'd be comfortable talking about. Either way, loved that part of the podcast.

  • StevenSauer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Where can I get Max's shirt? That shit is awesome!

    • Jamiee FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      https://shop.mega64.com/collections/featured-products/products/neuro-shirt

  • kontos FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    As Blaine complains about the way the Chris interacts with women, let not forget Blaine's pick-up strategy of "Look sad in a bar so a girl will ask him what's wrong."

  • capash0023 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Ive been enjoying the 1 on 1 podcasts but this was something else. I would totally watch a SHORT Rooster teeth roast series. 8, 30 minute episodes of select popular personalities being roasted by a group of other well loved cast members. Could be very funny.

  • godzylla FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    i like that this is a bro episode, with all them burning each other, but then blaine comes along and brings gas and a butane torch. 

  • 16BitsOfAwesome FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Keeper of Moving Forward

    2 months ago

    It might be nice to have a hot seat on the set itself. Like, still intimately close, but maybe have someone bring up a stool to sit on, with a handheld mic. And when they're done, they just leave and take the stool with them.


    ..... oh wait, forget that lol. How about something like the always open set? In this case, Chris and Josh will have their own quarter pipe couch (or just their own love seat or something like that), sippin' firemans #4, having a gay ole time. And when Blaine wants to give them shit, he can just sit next to one of them with a handheld mic and just go to town with the Blaine Pain Train™. Much like Always open, it would be 2 to 4 of your favorite RT people chatting like their in a diner about to eat pancakes.

    ...... omg, they can make paaaancaaaakes! lmao

  • beespeaks FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    This wasn't really a 1 on 1 as much as it was a regular monday podcast. what the point of the booth if you have 4 people talking? asking for a friend..

  • FiachraB FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Courier 6

    2 months ago

    This was one of those landmark episodes. One of the ones that goes down in history. It was fucking incredible and awkward and got serious and made it so uncomfortable and funny.

  • MightyOrca FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Love seeing Josh on the podcast, the way he tells stories is great.  And man the grievances, loved it XD

  • mjacquez12 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Chris is my and my fiance's favorite RT personality. We love his performances as himself and in scripted material. That all said, Blaine's roast of Chris was spot on. I think what made it so funny was how well he targeted the ludricous aspects central to the persona Chris has crafted as an entertainer and it was hilarious to hear Blaine bluntly call them out.


    This episode really didn't play it safe, but I appreciated some of the discussions it produced. Max and Josh's talk about the use of "bitch" in the dialogue of RT shows he's written was clearly a friendly discussion between peers, but it demonstrated a clear value to conversations like these. It's good to know these conversations are had at all. Off the cuff, I wasn't swayed much by Josh's defenses, but, I like seeing these conversations are at least had and Josh was also incredibly receptive to hearing out this critique.

  • Sangjester FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DarkRelic

    2 months ago

    I can NEVER go to Rooster Teeth...because if i see marshal, I will immediately resort to every fucking Red Dwarf qoute concerning Arnold Rimmer. smeggin hadron head, smeghead, goit....


    • matthewkhutton FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold jollymatth

      2 months ago

      Stoke me a clipper, I'll be back for Christmas.

    • Sangjester FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DarkRelic

      2 months ago

      smeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeead......
      I'd love to continue sir but it appears as though my logic circuits have melted....

  • LaSole FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    I loved this podcast. There was nothing raunchy about it either, it was a really cool and very real conversation about sex. Props to you guys!

  • ace00runer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    It took a cool minute to accept this cast but I think this is one of the only RT videos that got an audible gut laugh from me. Two totally unexpected HILARIOUS jokes got me just right, this was really fun and a good use of the Thursday podcast.

  • Jedonai FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Interesting idea to test out. I do not like the personal grievances thing, but I can see how it would be entertaining to some. 

  • dkcholo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Hi?

    2 months ago

    ive met a girl called ana L. 

  • SomeKindofCaveDemon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Damn, I used to think Max was funny as hell in all those RT Life's, but I just can't take him anymore after he was so persistently whingeing at Josh (who imo is endlessly charming and funny) about his choice of words, while at the same time being such an ungodly lazy "friend."  Way too smug and dickish.

  • slyfox1908 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Max and Blaine defeating the purpose of the two-man podcast.

  • ThankSatanItsMonday

    2 months ago

    gotta love the bros hanging out feel of this episode

  • DrumBoxyThng FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Alright, on the last topic of names not mixing. I went on a couple dates with a girl with the last name Harder. My last name is Ramsbottom. So if we had hyphenated in the future... Ramsbottom-Harder.

  • DrumBoxyThng FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    I think this should be its own show. Airing Your Grievances. RT employees just talk out their issues. I think it'd be healthy and entertaining.

  • koda180 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    i hope they are joking about bitch, Seriously thats fucking stupid. Dont be a sensitive bitch.


    • SomeKindofCaveDemon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      Yup, I almost never log into my RT account since the video player is so garbage, but I stopped listening to the podcast and came here to comment about that.  I thought it was for sure a joke too, but holy shit Max went on and on and on about it, so now I think he was serious.  

  • Mitchelldoc FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    I've met a person named Richard Raper...but he went by Dick

  • chuppachump FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ready Meal Enthusiast

    2 months ago

    Patrick with the long wig on looks like James Johnston of Biffy Clyro

  • Knug FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    WTF, i also had a dream last day that one of my family members died, and i woke up crying.

  • mckinnonemmett FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    this was freaking amazing we need a 5th street handler shirt please  lol 

  • MBarrett50cal FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    is Chris going bald?

  • Zazie122 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    This was hilarious, I love these kinds of episodes. Chris is great, but so is Blane. And the others.

  • PhantomAC FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Not Otaku, Just Nerd

    2 months ago

    It's good to hear another story of friends coming out to friends in a favorable memory. That can be so scary and dark at times.


    St. Patrick for the Mutha Fukkin KO!  beers


    Cawmmon Chris,... You're cute and socially stupid. Any of us would eat you for lunch,... unless we caught indigestion,.. which is what you portray ever so swiftly. You're cute, but damn Chris, 'Show a little backbone.'


    I disagree. You should ALWAYS fart on your boss' head when ever you can. (Unless they are a cool boss,.. but even then...)


    This podcast has got to be the weirdest I've experienced. Reminds me of couch time with the boys back yar dem dere den.


    Josh,.. as a west TX local, (doing work in Alpine) I just wanna say, the new diners are 'the shit'. ,... they wont make you shit. (Wish I had the pics to share). Delicious AND clean.


    Thank You peter_h     for the replay. True to new,... if we don't know,.. we fuck it up. COMMUNICATION people,.. sex should, and by our efforts, be enjoyed!


    ALSO,... If you are going to bring up drone bombers,... research the tears of the WWII bombers when they realized the 'impact' they had. (nuff said)


     GREAT episode!!!

    (Weird,... but great!)

    Cheers beers

  • Obsolete18 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Im depressed that max as a gay man has had more blowjobs from women than I have lol

  • akelm FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    This episode was amazing, and it made me realize how badly I want there to be a special episode of the podcast, or hell even its own special, where it's just a giant roast of RoosterTeeth.

  • Shanky2 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Burnie leaves for 5 seconds and the 1-on-1 podcast literally become the 2 v. 2 podcast. 

  • TinaBobina FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Wubba Lubba Dub Dub

    2 months ago

    Why is it when a group of men, usually just RT men, get together the subject turns to shitting themselves. Is this a thing? Are men's assholes really just wide open holes where things just fall out? 

    • Pyong_BC

      2 months ago

      Texas cuisine probably doesn't help. 

    • TinaBobina FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Wubba Lubba Dub Dub

      2 months ago

      That's a good point, hadn't thought of that. But daaaammmnn Tex-Mex is sooooo good.

  • thealexalcala FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Chris needs his own weekly podcast.

  • BardicBrad FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Man, I cry for everything. I've never been a super masculine cliche kind of dude, but I'm also not a massive baby. Tears are just how my brain/body react to intense emotions. I've had happy cries, laughy cries, angry cries, excitement cries, and I've cried in awe at a list of things so long, I couldn't begin to write it out.

    • BambiHasNoMom FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Bambi

      2 months ago

      I know exactly how you feel.  Crying is just a way of life for me and I think a cry every now and then just soothes the soul.

  • TaylorYade FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    this was a great episode when does Bandon come on the show

  • SirDubbington FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Of The Red Mountains

    2 months ago

    I feel like Chris is too hard on himself sometimes. I really enjoy this podcast, and all the other Thursday podcast where they are 1 on 1.

  • situationoverload FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Kingslayer

    2 months ago

    I need Chris's handjob story as an RTAA 

    • Callahan_SB FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      I'll pay extra money if it guarantees it being made. We both need it

  • Axiom_Bias

    2 months ago

    holy shit, I am dying 

  • 50shadesofjose FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    this was the pettiest episode and i am living for it

  • bigdong420 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    i completely forgot about iblade. that was one of my favorites when it came out. jesus christ that was 3 years ago

  • ceiye FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    This was a strangely relaxing episode

    • Ell_Pacino FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      Yeah, it's very much a friends hanging out type of episode. 

    • rfwill13 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      Reminded me of the old Drunk Tanks. Even had a section of shit talking!

  • ToasterBro FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold toaster

    2 months ago

    I feel you blaine. I just got hired at my all time favorite store in my city and I've been having stress nightmares about being fired. I'm always paranoid about it too buddy

  • peter_h FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Gif Guy

    2 months ago

    As requested... 

    giphy.gif

  • dkcholo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Hi?

    2 months ago

    what does josh without a beard look like

    • Estonia FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rauno

      2 months ago

      Godly

    • ToasterBro FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold toaster

      2 months ago

      extra life goal?