Rooster Teeth Podcast #81

Rooster Teeth Podcast: Rooster Teeth Podcast #81

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  • jjking700

    10 months ago

    crazy gus said burnie 2016

    • combatukulele FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold ayyy

      7 months ago

      if fucking only at this point

  • Vrade

    2 years ago

    Joel's analogy about the whole google thing actually made perfect sense.

  • Preditor117

    3 years ago

    Telepathy would never work anyway. Half of imagination is a visual, and there's a lot of sound effects, incomplete thoughts, people use different inner voices there's a lot of hypothetical situations, music... It just would work properly, it would completely screw with you.

  • Preditor117

    3 years ago

    Joel says he tries not to curse too much huh?

    ....Whoa! I'm receiving a message from the future!

    "I have a fucking giant fucking bowl of fucking bac-o-bits!"

    What could it mean?

  • NoahHall1

    4 years ago

    You are ageist >:o Not all 13 year olds care about seeing naked ladies. infact, i do not care for love. or anything of that nature.

  • HellZKinG

    4 years ago

    I am going to drop anyone who drops under 1% appearance rate.
    Cast............Episodes (81).............. Total Likes.........Average likes
    1 Gus:...........77 (95.1%).....................222.7.....................2.89
    2 Geoff:..........77 (87.7%)....................212.6.....................2.99
    3 Burnie:.........55 (67.9%)..................181.0......................3.29
    4 Jack:............36 (44.4%)..................66.9........................1.86
    5 Joel:............28 (34.6%)...................69.8........................2.49
    6 Gavin:..........11 (13.6%)...................46.3.......................4.2
    7 Griffon:.. .......9 (11.1%)....................16.9......................1.88
    8 Matt:.............8 (9.9%)...................12.3......................1.53
    9 Monty...........2 (2.5%).....................5.8........................2.88
    10 Dan:............1 (1.2%).....................1.3.........................1.25
    11 Finch:.........1 (1.2%)......................1.5........................1.5
    12 Count3d:.....1 (1.2%)......................1.5........................1.5
    13 Nico:...........1 (1.2%).....................1.3.......................1.25
    14 DMZilla........1 (1.2%).....................1.3.......................1.25
    15 brandon........1 (1.2%).....................2.4.......................2.4
    16 Jeskid...........1 (1.2%).....................(.3)......................(.3)
    17 Kerry.............1 (1.2%).....................1.75....................1.75

  • KingR2088 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 years ago

    Best drunk tank ever of all time

  • BraveAbleAce

    4 years ago

    I love that theme song i would make that my ring tone for my phone

  • TinaBobina FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Wubba Lubba Dub Dub

    4 years ago

    I was telling my mom some of the things that the youngsters at RT don't know about and her reply was, "They can't be that dumb. That can't be real."

  • YoungMonkey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold PolyglotChimp

    4 years ago

    It is actually easier for an adult to learn a new language than it is for a young child.

  • youngpaddy1

    4 years ago

    Going through the whole archive, I'll get there eventually, this is an oldie but a goodie.
    The stone is a bit weird
    ton=20 hundredweight
    hundredweight=8 stone
    stone=14 pounds
    pound=16 ounces
    choose a fucking number.

  • Aamir25

    4 years ago

    love listening to old podcasts :)

  • Doctorm5

    4 years ago

    Being very young you all are assholes sometimes, trusting your opinions on young people like Gavin? Really? You've met Gav right?

  • branisme FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 years ago

    How is it people in washington can't get it but three nerds in Austin, Tx can go this is how things work and seemingly fix everything in two minutes.....

  • Drathlan

    5 years ago

    It has to be said and hopefully has already been said, Joel's google analogy totally makes sense.

  • RvBAchHunter

    5 years ago

    Wow that hole in Gus's yard got filled, Bow Chicka Wow Wow.

  • Ratm91 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 years ago

    imgur.com/gallery/PhNUE

  • NlGMA FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 years ago

    I LOVE THE PRESTIGE!!!

  • DylPickles FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 years ago

    I am eating a mango while listening. Take that survey!

  • griffball777 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 years ago

    Love the economy idea!

  • KoyNoKoy

    5 years ago

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tRq8ExAHzk
    Did you guys see this? Its probably too late but be careful with those things.

  • VulcanRyder

    5 years ago

    Wonder what the swear count is now?

  • Mathuzalis

    5 years ago

    my family lives in buffalo, ah man... that made my day sounds like I've got somewhere to go when the zombies attack

  • BGProduction

    6 years ago

    One of the best Podcasts to date!

  • sargesson

    6 years ago

    why wasnt i picked to MC??

  • Kwazibantu

    6 years ago

    Joel, I understand exactly what you are trying to say. Google is taking without asking.

  • SeanCoogan

    6 years ago

    10 yeah super powers=naked ladies

    13 no super powers=banging

  • SeanCoogan

    6 years ago

    10 yeah super powers=naked ladies

    13 no super powers=banging

  • Gamerdw FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 years ago

    Taxing the money we save? Best, idea, ever.

  • MatBuie

    6 years ago

    to simplify the way stem cells work, basicall cells from your skin or anyother area (potentially) can be taken and the injected into a human egg cells that has been surgically extracted from a female subject. Then, once the skin cells is inside the egg cell, electrical signals are used to trick the egg into begining to divided and grow as if it were actually fertilized. these growing, unspecialized cells are stem cells, and they grow, in this case, to rebuild the finger

  • DazzleShine

    6 years ago

    Loved the intro! keep it up!

  • Burncan

    6 years ago

    The Prestige and The Illusionist were both great movies, and really weren't that similar. The plots were drastically different. Anyone who says they're basically the same movie hasn't seen at least one of them.

  • Randomdude77

    6 years ago

    I've known what "banged" was since I was in the 3rd grade trust me 13 year olds thats grade 9 they sure as hell know what "banged" is

  • NewmanCH

    6 years ago

    I should not have laughed when they were talking about what Brandon and the others did not know. A lot of the stuff they were talking about, excluding the lemon, was unknown to me as well -.-

    WTF is a wall anchor!?

  • md1292

    6 years ago

    I like The Prestige and The Illusionist

  • LadyDC FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX Guardian 2016

    6 years ago

    Just thought people might be interested it's an actual ad for ayds


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  • USMC_0210

    6 years ago

    this podcast was hilarious. i couldnt fall asleep for like 3 hours cuz i kept rewinding the parts about the super collider and you saying if you put all the stuff that they dont know together...they dont know everything..EPIC...you guys need a tv show, like just for the podcasts. screw watching crap shows like jersey shore on MTV, the red vs blue show would be awesome

  • Anonamos

    6 years ago

    A 3D star wars movie? I guess George Lucas wants to squeeze out some more money before he discovers the franchise is dying..>_>

  • shremp3 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 years ago

    great pod cast guys keep it up

  • pac021

    6 years ago

    every week iget 10 extra points for current events

  • vpblack777

    6 years ago

    mm-hm. Air Force One

  • Samba_p

    6 years ago

    great idea about economy Burnie, but sometime you need to save up to a buffert for like if you need to go to the hospital or something happens that you will need alot of money for.

    But you are right, people need to spend mre money, but your own money, not the banks or creditcard companys.

  • MaxxamusTime

    6 years ago

    Another awesome episode

  • Samba_p

    6 years ago

    man I have forgotten all about headhunter in Reach, need to try that.

  • Thunderbuck

    6 years ago

    Just so you know,
    Yes, in the UK we know what lemons are, we really do.
    No, really.
    Can't account for Ben. Probably something to do with being from the east of England.
    ;)

  • Staggzilla

    6 years ago

    Marijuana is not legal in Canada. There was a decriminalization bill that was never passed because of a change in government in 2006. In fact the new government is strongly anti-drug and have introduced a bill for stronger penalties.

  • tristenam

    6 years ago

    I understand what you said at the end of the podcast, joel. don't feel bad...

    aw shit...

    I understood joel's line of thinking...

    it's too late for me now!!!
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

  • Raigar624

    6 years ago

    This was the podcast of talking about shit they've been bringing up for over a year. Still a good one though.

  • Ragorik

    6 years ago

    The Lavacake is the truth

  • youngking61097 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 years ago

    can not wait till next week p.s geoff is cool