RT Podcast #294

Rooster Teeth Podcast: RT Podcast #294

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  • mellimusic FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Caffeinated

    1 year ago

    "We should have our company battle another company like IGN or something" Funhaus v. Achievement Hunter Smite happens. Barb wins.

  • phoena

    2 years ago

    What is the music during the credits?

    • Franiel FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      It sounds like a fan's rendition of Contact

  • mightyjoe998

    2 years ago

    made me cry with laughter :) soo good

  • AkiraM

    2 years ago

    Blaine needs to be on more podcasts. He's hilarious and he's got a really upbeat feel to him.
    That and his banter with Barbara always makes me laugh.

  • Cove FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Dancing Shark

    2 years ago

    This is suddenly my favourite podcast cast. Jesus, this was a funny episode!

  • aheartsugeon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Sponsor

    2 years ago

    Blaine likes Johnny Cash? I knew there was something I liked about him.

  • Briggzy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Wow, I really liked this podcast crew the chemistry was great!

  • Sowab

    2 years ago

    - With that Plan A thing: I know it has become a cliché, but I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!
    - There's actually some weird comic thing where Han Solo meets Indiana Jones.
    - "People tell me to die." I actually love everyone at Rooster Teeth. Brandon is no exception, but that was funny as hell.
    Anyway, another great podcast.

  • Caopil

    2 years ago

    attempting to do anything other than listen to the podcast is impossible, Laughing so hard you drop the sandwich you had just made.

    I cry everytime.

  • Caopil

    2 years ago

    attempting to do anything other than listen to the podcast is IMPOSSIBLE

  • MrVinegar206 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    I can't stop laughing at Gus's Hodor shirt!!!

  • jeromeelliot

    2 years ago

    Brandon is the worst member of RT. I haven't watched the podcast in 3 weeks because the lineup has been so bad. Blaine is fine even though he's a try-hard he's still funny and i like it but having Brandon and Chris on the same show last week has really turned me away from this site, I get there busy with lazer team so maybe when that's out i'll come back.

  • monchou

    2 years ago

    I love when Brandon is on the podcast!

  • SomeKindofCaveDemon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Brandon has gotten a lot more chill and fun since Paula, glad to see the development (same thing Jack went through really when he got together with Caiti, mellowing out and bitching a lot less). I loved that Blaine's 1st real podcast was "anal anal anal" and this one was all dick stuff

  • Outis FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Non Mea Culpa

    2 years ago

    I want that outro cover so badly.

  • WalnutCrunch FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    69th comment. Good podcast, happy to see Brandon and Blaine bickering and Gus and Barbara as always.

  • keefin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Just watched the whole thing again with my roommate who isnt a huge rooster teeth fan and we just couldn't stop laughing. Blaine you are a BAMF haha

  • HappyBadger FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Happy Badger

    2 years ago

    18:20 - More like "I wanna know if they've had any BAT experiences."

  • FrozenRage

    2 years ago

    Being single ain't so bad. Don't have to worry about making another person happy. Only thing that sucks is the no sex thing.
    Also how does Blaine not have girls lining up at his apartment door?

  • matsta117

    2 years ago

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=ou3lW32EXL0

    The Ridiculist: Borat National Anthem Played in Kazakhstan by accident

  • IOzbozI

    2 years ago

    Barbara needs a plan A, i volunteer as tribute!

  • AlwaysOnline

    2 years ago

    If someone is bad at kissing, then you teach them. Win win situation!

  • akelm FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    I don't know if it was accidental or intentional, but every time Blaine says something, he'll turn his head to the side and drink some of his beer. Example, "Yeah. It's whatever" *turns to his left and takes a swig*

  • RIPSAWSKILL FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    I haven't laughed as hard in a long, long time. Rooster Teeth just gets better and better.

  • captodd FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Listening to this at work makes it less painful! Also, as someone who works in Loss Prevention, people who haven't stolen a thing in their life never last more than three months in my department.

  • Romulus96

    2 years ago

    Barbara wants a boyfriend but doesn't have one? What fucked up planet do I live on? Somebody fix this now. smiley3.gif

  • EerieArchive FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    The more I hear Brandon talk, and see him on the podcast, the more I find myself really liking him, and agreeing with the way he seems to think.

    Plus, gotta love that he apparently listens/listened to M.S.I. \m/

  • BecauseWhyNot_57 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Shit, you can still find original WWII German uniforms. I've got a nice Oberleutnant der Feldgendarmerie's leather trench coat myself.

    Post edited 10/22/14 9:03PM

  • jpack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    I'm glad Blaine pointed out the whole cute girls at whole foods thing. I've said the same thing to my friends before they told me I was crazy. I feel so Vindicated!

  • thraaaaaaa FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Its always nice to hear about how someone, Blaine for this instance, mentions how they remember watching the podcast and they never expected to be on it, and in Blaine's case getting dating advice.

  • TheRTV FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Round Peg in Square Hole

    2 years ago

    This is def one of the best ones in awhile!

    Post edited 10/22/14 3:41PM

  • supernuke FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    This podcast had me laughing so hard I can't breathe. I'm going to use the "did you know that pigs fear death?" pickup line soon I think,

  • Nickappa

    2 years ago

    When Brandon said "did you know that pigs fear death" near the end that might be the hardest I've laughed during a podcast.

  • MGurr

    2 years ago

    If Blaine is unable to find someone to play the sidekick to his Indiana Jones then he could always just buy everyone he's out with a Whisky (or any other spirit), then they'd all have a 'Short' Round.

  • 1Threshold1

    2 years ago

    BWAHAHAHA! The penis reduction story from Blaine - one of the funniest moments in RT Podcast history...and that's saying a hell of a lot

    Post edited 10/22/14 2:14PM

  • Tre916

    2 years ago

    Fun fact, latex alternatives do exist, there are condoms on the shelves at pretty much every store that sells them that are made out of alternatives for people with allergies.

    What? Do you think that nurses/doctors who are allergic to latex have to quit and find another career?

  • NicKenny FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    That was a fantastic podcast guys, and I think it really benefited from Brandon being able to vent out all of that tension in the beginning! We should get more podcasts like it - get Gavin and Jordan to vent out their feelings for one another at some point, or Miles finally attempt to off Burnie in his quest to become him! ;) Seriously though, thought that panel was fantastic, and I hope you four are all on again some time soon, although I naturally won't begrudge any of the others their place!

    Trying to watch this while writing in my college's library may have not been the best idea thought - I've been failing at preventing myself from laughing over and over again for the last hour and a half, and have next to no writing done.

    Pretty sure the people near me are not pleased, but oh well.

  • g0tmi1k000

    2 years ago

    Alan Ritchson...as in THAD CASTLE FROM BMS??? Lazer team is gonna be great :']

  • taradesuyo

    2 years ago

    Brandon is right about pigs, they are intelligent and they fear death. They also recognize themselves in mirrors and will even self-mutilate because of the stress they constantly endure at factory farms. They have even been able to play video games, and there's a project called "Playing With Pigs" that's trying to create an app that humans can use to play with pigs to distract them on their way to slaughter.

    Barbara: "All animals are smart and have feelings and all that stuff."

    If you're able to admit that, why is it totally fine to torture them for their entire lives before sending them to a slaughterhouse? Not advocating that all meat production be immediately stopped, but there has to be a better way to go about it than the disgusting system we currently have in place.

    • taradesuyo

      2 years ago

      Dafuq? My previous comment disappeared?

      "Except our "systematized and efficient method" is also horribly exploitative to our fellow humans who have to work in deplorable conditions and is also contributing to the destruction of our environment in addition to being needlessly cruel to animals. Improving the conditions at factory farms and slaughterhouses would be beneficial to humans as well. Not to mention all the antibiotics, hormones and other other chemicals that get pumped into the animals and ultimately end up in the human food supply. The whole process is rotten and completely unsustainable, even if you don't give a shit about animal cruelty there are plenty of ways the meat can and should be reformed."

    • CrazyBacon64 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 years ago

      I do agree with you on the fact that it can and should be altered, but in the end, it would take the complete destruction of the corporations in power to make any noticeable effect. I guess the way we view possible actions all comes down to our outlook on how willing humanity is to change and how those in power view the public opinion.

    • CrazyBacon64 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 years ago

      As Burnie once mentioned on a podcast awhile ago, no other animal gives a fuck about killing and eating other animals. It's only natural to kill and eat creatures, humans have just created a more systematized and efficient method of doing it. If you claim that we should be better and not act like animals, then that would elevate humans above all other animals and completely negate any influence of animals such as pigs being "fellow creatures."

  • dorraj FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Omg I sqee'd when Barb said "Oh-tay" So adorable ^.^

  • xBu11etSp0ngex

    2 years ago

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    2 years ago

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  • Arizona_Joe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    #PlanA

  • DentyFresh FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    I volunteer for the Plan A position.

  • MarkStamps

    2 years ago

    Podcast #300 should be a special Geoff episode. I know he is busy but I miss him on the podcast so much. Gus,Geoff, Gavin, and Burnie.

  • Xeranar FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Blaine with a 'no homo' remark being completely uncomfortable because society has hypersexualized every situation and then remarking that he isn't a 'bro' is so ironic I think it hurt. I've got no qualm with Blaine, he seems like a nice guy but he is so painfully unaware and 'dudebro' that it's more tragic than funny at times. I have to say his efforts to attract women is hilarious in how much machismo he presents and how terrible he is at sealing the deal. Atleast Gavin can't be bothered to faff about with a bird because he's too busy being self-centered...But for some reason it's tolerable because he's fully aware of his own self-centered attitude.

    Overall though, hilarious but I felt like I needed to call Blaine out on the 'no homo' remark. That's not an acceptable way to live life because it implies that homosexuality is wrong or bad and basically denies us a route of expression for fear of being equated with it.

    • Xeranar FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 years ago

      Don't worry about the down votes, hero worship is strong and frustrating to break but at the end of the day nobody can rightfully tell you you were in the wrong on the matter. Social justice tends to create a lot of angry feelings amongst people it doesn't affect because they don't see a reason to have to change. But don't let it get you down. :)

    • Kriist

      2 years ago

      Xeranar, a very good answer and I agree with everything you said.

      Also no need to downvote a genuine comment, concern and explanation.

      Post edited 10/23/14 4:18AM

    • Xeranar FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 years ago

      I would say Blaine has a swollen sense of self-importance for sure, but to be fair for him he is very comfortable in front of the camera and has above average looks so it benefits him to be talent in RT. The problem is somebody needs to coach him on what is and isn't part of RT's acceptable attitudes. I'm not saying that RT is super-liberal (though arguably they definitely are) but there just are better ways to handle things without debasing a group. As weird and perhaps hypocritical as I am about it but AH has some issues with swearing specifically with calling out each other as 'cunts' but they have a level of self-awareness and irony that doesn't make it better but makes it atleast understandable. Blaine is using 'no homo' with full normative intent. It's why I called it out.

    • Kriist

      2 years ago

      I'm glad someone else picked up on it. The last time he was on, it was the same thing and I made a comment on that (I never comment)... Just doesn't come across very good on RT content. I hope he is different IRL but I don't think so (although never met him).

      Do you think the fame/recognition has maybe gone a little to the head?

    • lookitsjoe

      2 years ago

      Honestly came here to agree with this. (btw, first ever comment of any kind on RT, so go me?)

      Yeah...that was super uncomfortable. I had to pause the podcast this morning and say "Woah...ok...." I thought we were all kind of more/less past that schoolyard crap these days?

  • Gildarts FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold That Guy

    2 years ago

    Insane Clown Posse is not a Christian band. Just because they say their song(s) are about God doesn't mean they are speaking about the same god that Christians worship.

  • MEGASUPERBALLS FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold MEGASUPERBALLS

    2 years ago

    i agree with them being single absolutely sucks

  • RedScare90 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold potato

    2 years ago

    I do Ion Coupled Plasma spectroscopy (acronym ICP) at my job. The insane clown posse makes it awful to describe what I do to people.

  • mudi3030 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Barbara doesn't have a boyfriend? I thought she was dating that one guy from Mega 64. When did they break up?

    • FrozenRage

      2 years ago

      Also thought they were too, oh well.