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  • harnsolo

    11 months ago

    I like that it isn't even a pocket knife it's a straight up kitchen knife


    • JazzHandsFan

      4 months ago

      Came back to watch this and right now that box would be cut by an axe.

  • WilliamJohnO FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I didn't really get it til around 30 seconds. Excellent writing.

  • Outis FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Non Mea Culpa

    1 year ago

    Would you like to play a round of Questions?

  • MirrorsWish

    1 year ago

    This one of the most underrated RT Shorts, tbh.

  • ThresherSmack

    2 years ago

    Hey, the knife that Geoff hands Joel is the knife that Burnie dropped into the floor in the throwing knife bet RT Life.

  • Aqua113 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    I saw the lid of the future box in the corner...

    And I also thought about the Questions Only game from Whose Line is it Anyway.

  • JochiemGrace FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    All I can think is the question game from Whose Line.

  • NoctisCorvus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Captain Lone Starr

    3 years ago

    I will never not love this short.

  • Giffy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    Oh NO this is really good, my sides hurt hahahahaha

  • Satyrkarma

    3 years ago

    Even after 4 seasons of RT Shorts, this is still the funniest of the bunch.

    • NinjaWizardd FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ash

      8 months ago

      Even after 7 seasons of RT Shorts, this is still the funniest of the bunch.

  • Missthumper Replicant

    4 years ago

    Scissors is the first RT Short I ever watched and is what turned me on to Rooster Teeth. :)

  • kingluke663 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 years ago

    Anyone see that cumming.......ha cumming.....

  • Insert1coin

    4 years ago

    *Facepalms*

  • Brainrich

    4 years ago

    Bloopers please! :)

  • Preditor117

    4 years ago

    It must have been really difficult trying to write an entire script filled only with questions. This was a great short.

  • NixieShimo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Black Kitten

    4 years ago

    This makes me think of the game of Questions played in Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead. I LOVED that scene. smiley0.gif

  • Artanus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 years ago

    This is easily my favorite short. Super clever writing, and just plain funny. I remember the first time I watched this, it didn't occur to me that they only spoke in questions until the very end.

  • njlwag

    4 years ago

    Best short! Next to the office tour.

  • NathairGlas

    4 years ago

    running with scissors is dangerous, but what if they are in a box? that's gotta be safer :P

  • ccttssgdl

    4 years ago

    Ah this was the first short I watched and I remember trying to figure out who was who in RvB

  • JesterC88 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 years ago

    Two years later and this video still makes me laugh. :)

  • CoreyThaxton

    4 years ago

    Just realized this was their first short at the current office...

  • JosephDavis

    4 years ago

    I would actually expect them to do that

  • MrVinegar206 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 years ago

    Why do I love the question game so much!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

  • Pooptastica

    4 years ago

    I burst out laughing when I saw what was inside the box.

  • Brentsteele

    4 years ago

    Flashbacks of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead

  • Ghostbuster5 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 years ago

    I think Im better than people who like to staple?

  • xHarbingerXx

    4 years ago

    Seriously?!

  • MrVinegar206 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 years ago

    I love the questions only game!!!

  • Ghengus

    5 years ago

    Why didn't Griffon respond to 'Do you want to play?' with 'Why not?'? Wouldn't that have been better?

  • MasterGuen

    5 years ago

    by far my favorite short

  • Pig_Boy

    5 years ago

    Cant they go one day without something weird happening?

  • Finalrush Youtuber

    5 years ago

    I love questions only :)

  • Richard- Ur mum

    5 years ago

    How burnie managed to say that line is beyond me.

  • 232789

    5 years ago

    Did anyone know where Griffon came from?

  • AssassinXeno

    5 years ago

    Lmao! Great vid.

  • Astron12

    5 years ago

    Don't you love the question game?

  • seanp04 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Guardian 2017

    5 years ago

    One of my favorite shorts lol smiley13.gif

  • GsusMcNutty

    5 years ago

    the sad thing is, this has happened to me before...

  • iliveinabox

    5 years ago

    They sell rocks at Staples?

  • MRDICKHEAD

    5 years ago

    not the use i expected for the knife

  • PRETTYG1RL

    5 years ago

    So do staples beat scissors?

  • Casassidor

    5 years ago

    How all normal people, Geoff have a knife in his back pocket

  • JustinMatth1

    5 years ago

    lol

  • K1ML3R

    5 years ago

    why did geoff randomly have a knife?

  • Byran125

    5 years ago

    questions only!

  • romandude

    5 years ago

    no scissors for you

  • chris7408

    5 years ago

    WTF was that about?
    :(

  • popo07 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 years ago

    Seriously

    This is the greatest short of all time, ever.

  • FamousOutcast FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Augmented

    5 years ago

    does anyone notice that only one question was answered?