9 Steps to Survive College

RT Shorts: 9 Steps to Survive College

Heading back to school? Make sure you check out Rooster Teeth's tips for having the best year ever.

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  • Mindjet

    1 year ago

    So what I got from this is Step 1:


    DO NOT GET INTO A CULT!!!

    (also burrito)

  • British_Knight FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Misunderstood Sarcastic

    1 year ago

    top tip. starting college and uni, have a hearty meal.

  • ryanbusch FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    sounds like a friday


  • ColslawHero

    1 year ago

    This accurately represents how most college students feel during the school year.

  • Lancearrow

    1 year ago

    As soon as I saw the bald guy and the fire pit, I knew this was gonna end up like that one Indiana Jones movie.

  • cjr129

    1 year ago

    that went from normal college survival to advice on avoiding being sacrificed.


  • sunnshine

    1 year ago

    that escalated quickly

  • BinHong FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Legit Purpose

    1 year ago

    Hey I saw Mad Max a couple of days ago and I think for the next short they should do Mad Matt. I could only give you this much now go do it.

  • AidenFlame

    1 year ago

    Looking at Aaron, he reminds me so much of Xander Harris from Buffy in this.

  • SparkyNomad FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Kalima.... HUGE Indiana Jones reference going on here.... I really hope I'm not the only one who saw this... I was looking for a lava pit. Awesome short :)

    • MossyRabbit FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      also IBI DA from Taxi!

  • Miranda_Kate legendofmiranda

    1 year ago

    Soo, Calebs alter ego is Frisbo, right?

  • SpartanSloth

    1 year ago

    So, Aaron is Ryan's apprentice, right? XD

    Fantastic short!

  • Hawkvon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Sarcastic

    1 year ago

    I feel like I just peeked into Ryans college experience. Is that why he is the Dark God?

    • dogt28 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Ryan is Frisbo

  • benzo630 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Possibly the goriest RT Short ever and Ryan wasn't even in it.

  • Agreyon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Sponsor

    1 year ago

    Chris should have died like this in 10 little roosters.... But apart from that, this was hilarious.... KALIMA

  • Jessieatscheese FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    When this video ended the screen went dark and I could see the reflection of my face. I look horrified.


    But amused.

  • Rouge_Agent

    1 year ago

    Social Disorder: Season 2 Episode 1

  • Apidooom FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Shouldn't Ryan be the leader?

  • OriginalChibi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Chibi

    1 year ago

    Geez, Arin, how long you going to nurse that tiger's blood? XD

  • justcezz

    1 year ago

    Aaron is a complete psychopath.

  • boymanguy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    what

  • Bioblit FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    My laptop crashed right at the ritual...2 spooky

  • IamBluu7 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Poor Chris XD

  • Korvux

    1 year ago

    Lol I looked up Kalimah and... "Glory is for Allah and all Praise is due to Allah. There is none worthy of worship except Allah. Allah is the greatest. There is no power and no strength except with Allah the Most High, the Great." The Fourth Kalimah -Kalimah Tauheed.

    • Sapphiet

      1 year ago

      O.O Are you serious?!

    • AdamA24 Adam

      1 year ago

      There's actually a small mistake you're making here in your search term. The term is actually Kali Ma referring to the Hindu goddess Kali. Also known as the scene from Indiana Jones. Nothing to do with Muslim people actually

    • Korvux

      1 year ago

      Sorry if I offended you Adam, I was only quoting wikipedia because I was curious as to why they were chanting that. I don't have anything against Muslims.

    • Chris FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Nah, just a reference to Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

  • amana FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    sadly I think the sacrifice would be less painful than my student loan

    • OriginalChibi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Chibi

      1 year ago

    • GabePurateku

      1 year ago

      Torture would be less painful than student loans

  • sodafromyoda

    1 year ago

    This needs to be shown at every college orientation.

  • GamalEGYPT FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Caly Ma, Cail Ma, Cally ma, 'Call mom', that is a good college tip as well, hidden in the form of a devil worshiping death chant, Clever, Clever, ;)

  • jeremy71504 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Damn my college life was nothing like this. Where was my sacrifice!?!

  • iAmEmma FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    1 year ago

    Wow, American colleges are rough...

  • cinderfell freezerburn enthusiest

    1 year ago

    Wow! Thanks guys! Now I'm totally prepared for next year!

  • Atlas_ FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Seems about right.

  • hockeychic29 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    My freshman college roommate did not appreciated this video like I did.

  • Nexusrider FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    College does require some sacrifices, some a lot more permanent than others such as your vital organs

  • gsus_17 UrbanPlanner

    1 year ago

    aaron was really good in this

  • lukeglover80 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RT is Great!

    1 year ago

    That was a lot darker than I was expecting haha

  • CaseyE FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    How unprofessional. You need to make the incision across the sternum and down the ventral axis. Really lets you open up the chest better. And you didn't even wear gloves! You know Lord Frisbo hates it when people touch his food.

  • CaseyE FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Accurate depiction of frat boys.

  • Maraschino FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Cherry Gorgon

    1 year ago

    Damn. Wish I'd had this three years ago when I was a freshman. Also wish I didn't go to a sheltered, private institution. Is this what real colleges are like?

  • DaddysLittleMonster FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I Eat Shades Of Red

    1 year ago

    As I've always said: never trust a guy who drinks tiger's blood.

  • ConnorMcMenamin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold BadassVaultHunter

    1 year ago

    From around 2:15 it started looking like the scene from the Scooby Doo movie

  • swiedrick

    1 year ago

    Kali-Mah my brothers!

  • GageVilla

    1 year ago

    This is the best of the newer rt shorts, Aaron and Chris always make funny stuff to me lol

  • Vhoxz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    this is 100% accurate, ....so are the 9 steps

  • cide0222 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Why do I feel that Aaron wasn't acting.....

  • APrecursor FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Step 1. Avoid Aaron. Easy!

  • Samsoni7e

    1 year ago

    Was that John Erler?

  • NathanNess FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    That took a turn

  • AnimeTenchou

    1 year ago

    Yeah, uni isn't like this in the UK...

  • snowyalice FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold ESPURRS!

    1 year ago

    Can confirm these steps work.

  • Maturin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    at the end Aaron looks like christian bale in psycho