Dick-Tation

RT Shorts: Dick-Tation

Joel confronts Chris about his new dictation software and discovers just how deep Chris's rabbit hole goes.

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  • Mr_LRB

    1 year ago

    "Dictation software active, you dirty, dirty Shizno."

  • Jcach

    2 years ago

    Reminds me of an RT classic

  • British_Knight FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Misunderstood Sarcastic

    2 years ago

    Saw friends 'the one in vegas' with Joel in the other day... I wish they could edit out the couple arguing on the plane in front of joel.

  • SD-Cooper FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    I just love how at the end Joel has a bag of dicks on his bookshelf

  • rogueleader3 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I too, am Catbug

    2 years ago

    Joel as the everyman that looks at these situations and says "what the actual fuck?" God I love this.

  • JustVlad FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold No idea ...

    2 years ago

    JOOOOOELLL!!!


    Fantastic!

  • Twinitech2

    2 years ago

    Reminds of the "dogs" short lol

  • McNiel FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    GAMMA!

  • DorianStith FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    I view all RT content from my iPhone 5, iOS 8.3, I am not able to view this video. The track counter reads 0.00

  • RomanHeretic FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Needs a patch

    2 years ago

    XD Wow. Reminds me of the old Chris shorts.

  • Boston_Tom FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Not the best.

  • British_Knight FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Misunderstood Sarcastic

    2 years ago

    ...And here we see the rare 'Angry Joel' in his natural habitat.

    • Gwilanna

      2 years ago

      Let's poke him with a stick...

  • Croswynd FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Youtube Anime Superstar

    2 years ago

    This was a really great short. That movie part at the end was super cinematic, too, despite the context, haha. Excellent work. I always love seeing Joel be in more serious positions in these shorts, too.

  • denDAY04 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold B.Eng IT

    2 years ago

    Gotta love Joel. :D

  • onfreeman FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    hahahahahahahahaha

  • drtuck

    2 years ago

    Absolutely loved this!

  • Sapphiet

    2 years ago

    Oh wow! XD That was unexpected

  • BLUETEAM10 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    That gave me a nice laugh :D

  • Capt_Korea13 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

  • KrugisPunk FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Holy crap I missed these kinds of shorts! Great job to all involved!

  • JZPotter

    2 years ago

    Joel fucking losing it is the best part of this

  • anamtiene FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    loading error

  • IronWolf412 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Bird Man

    2 years ago

    Always love seeing Joel in the RT Shorts, i will say it's funny seeing him play serious roles knowing he is Caboose.

  • Jason007 Major Tom

    2 years ago

    And a Pulitzer Prizes for vagina trees and penis axes

  • Zom-Bree FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Can't watch you right now, video. There's a loading error. It's okay, I'm patient. I'll be here when you're ready

  • tulipbean

    2 years ago

    I just realized that the real question about this is just how Blaine managed to get to the point where he's presenting an award like that in just eight months. That's the story we want to know.

    • indywolf

      2 years ago

      Dwayne Johnson Obviously hooked him up

  • EmLlewellyn Short Stuff

    2 years ago

    "I CAN'T HAVE 4000 PAGES OF VAGINA TREES AND PENIS AXES SITTING ON MY DESK"


    Jon, I'm already waiting for a t-shirt because I will buy all of them

  • Blake88

    2 years ago

    Joel is like the RT version of James from Funhaus

  • deliala919 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold fuck

    2 years ago

    s/o to gamma

  • Carrotspy

    2 years ago

    I think this is how they wrote the Scary Movie movies.

  • SpartanSloth

    2 years ago

    That was awesome! Reminds me of the old school shorts with the "daily office routine".

    Another plus, no super explicit ads!

  • aalalaland FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    So I can't actually watch it because of an error message but I think this is the best close up we've ever gotten on Joel's tattoo! super cool :)

  • tulipbean

    2 years ago

    Oh my goodness. Just. That was so beautiful.

  • AfRoSaUcE FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Mage of Hope

    2 years ago

    Shout out to the cameo from Gamma.

  • TnDi

    2 years ago

    So where can we watch the above mentioned movie? Also, I how the script print-outs doesn't have any human seeds on them.

  • StealingGods FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    That.... That was something amazing.

  • simone803 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    True art.

  • Nikrane

    2 years ago

    That was far more hilarious than I thought it was going to be. kudos.

  • nindorel FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RT Addict Extraordinaire

    2 years ago

  • SilverTrish FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Video won't play. I just get an error message.

  • yesterdaydances FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold D A Y 5

    2 years ago

    I am kind of in love with this video

  • rchris48 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold "Burgertime" Chef

    2 years ago

    I am unable to watch ANY RT videos, I am sad :(

  • BondOfFlames FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Anyone getting Errors just reload the page, works after that :)

    • zogman1

      2 years ago

      That didn't work

  • Ayaa

    2 years ago

    "Error loading player:
    No playable sources found"

    I'm just watched this on youtube and i can't watch it here yet?, is this a known issue?

  • TyPerfect

    2 years ago

    Error loading player. Do you guys have code that would stop us from seeing your videos if we are running an adblocker?

    • BigBadBeluga FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 years ago

      Probably just a code issue; I specifically turn off AdBlock on RoosterTeeth

    • TPaz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 years ago

      This video doesn't even exist yet.

    • zogman1

      2 years ago

      @sumrndmguy I don't think I can turn off ad blocker on my iPad...