How to Survive if You Don't Like Star Wars

RT Shorts: How to Survive if You Don't Like Star Wars

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  • beckwith1995 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Blake

    11 months ago

    ha because blaine is a mega star wars nerd cx

  • wilsonj246 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Who wouldn't fuck Han Solo?

  • DavidtheWavid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    That was the best explanation of midichlorians I've ever heard.

  • CaptainAchievement FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Aspiring Hero

    1 year ago

    Blaine is such a top-notch actor...

    I would never be able to pretend to not like Star Wars...

  • GreyGhost9036 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Angry Beaver

    1 year ago

    Funny but seriously who were half of the people?!?!

  • ansorensen FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    So that's how my girlfriend knows so much about Star Wars

  • EmilyHolden1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I knew they would make Blaine one of the 'not-fans' hahahahahahahaha

  • Njlamp FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I rate Tenticle/Tenticle

    1 year ago

    THANK YOU

  • StarStylus

    1 year ago

    Hilarious video!
    That Jar Jar mask... wow, that's just evil (or insane, take your pick).
    Also, I find it rather ironic that one has to worry about fitting in or not with Star Wars fans... anyone else remember when this nerdy stuff was not so mainstream, and such fans had to worry about fitting in with everyone else in society? (Don't flame me bros, I'm a nerd too, and I've had my share of awkward moments.)

    • muncherofallthebutts FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      hey you. yeah. it's a joke..

  • gunmetal_bricks FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold probably CGI

    1 year ago

    all this talk about star wars and I'm just staring at the new google driverless car behind Blaine at the end.

  • Matt317 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold the guy

    1 year ago

    That Jar Jar mask has been getting alot of mileage at the RT office recently.

  • stmb1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Princess

    1 year ago

    Me.

  • FreelancerON FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    The comments sections is so full of people that are like "Yeah, silly Star Wars! Who even knows this crap?!?" and I'm just here drinking coffee over my copy of Shatterpoint ^_^ (It's a Star Wars novel folks :p)

  • MonkeyHazard FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I love how Blaine is portrayed as the guy who needs this product, I wonder if that was Burnie or Chris’s doing.

  • virusx117 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Hex

    1 year ago

    the sad part is that all wasn't fake... it was all stuff Blaine's collected :3

  • Anthonyeez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Was that Josh Server from All That???

  • cide0222 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I really want to know if this was shot before or after the prank on poor Blaine.

  • Reitanclan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    LORD OF THE FLIES!!!!!!!!!!
    When people think of popular movies, go no further. Everybody loves that 1990's film. Bet everyone to this day has the VHS tape box in glass, and the movie running forwards and backwards 24/7.

  • Koszuta

    1 year ago

    Did he say 'Greed-EE'!? o_O

  • BUSTER12 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I really, really need this. My best friend loves Star Wars, and it kills me inside to hold in all the vinegar when I hear people go on and on about how those movies are the best thing ever.

  • Thiefree FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    ok well OBVIOUSLY this is gonna go viral as fuck. I genuinely have need of this product!


    PS I have pretended to like star wars to impress dudes before now. I'm not proud of it. We do what we've gotta do.

    PPS what's a bothan?

  • DaddysLittleMonster FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I Eat Shades Of Red

    1 year ago

    Yeah, yelling "Phantom Menace is the best!" in a crowded room full of Star Wars nerds is a good way to get yourself knifed.

    Poor Blaine, he's a super Star Wars nerd and he had to act like he knew nothing. It must've killed him inside.

    • StarStylus

      1 year ago

      If yelling that TPM is the best is a good way to get yourself knifed, then what about provoking SW fans by claiming that the Star Wars Christmas Special* is the best of them all?
      *(Cue the shuddering and seizures of anyone who's ever watched that.)

  • Cole5 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Sir Cole!

    1 year ago

    The Big dude, I'de love that job, the second they hit him, destroy them all

  • HoldThatGhost FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold '15-'17 Guardian

    1 year ago

    +10 for Josh looking damn sexy in that Obi-Wan uniform...

    • Yukito_097 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold That Kool Guy

      1 year ago

      I thought that was a Qui-Gon... Well either way, his saber is the wrong colour :P

  • abyx

    1 year ago

    Phantom Menace actually is my favorite star wars movie...

    • izekadam2 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

  • RTLstuff FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Normal Meat Person

    1 year ago

    I haven't seen the original trilogy since I was 6 years old or something, and I know far too much about Star Wars from the relentless pop culture references/parodies n other shit. I burst out laughing at the "Many Bothans died" line in this because Dara O'briain did a 20 minute bit on it in his new stand up show!

  • DrumsetManiac FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    "Not a significant source of poodoo, midichlorians, kyber fiber, gooberfish, blue bantha milk, or vitamin order 66." hahaha, it's the little things that make RT shorts great.

  • MarkSealey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I was expecting something about avoiding Star Wars / getting rid of fans that want to talk about it. Not a way to pretend to be one of those fuckers.

    • Jazn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Avocado-At-Law

      1 year ago

      when you're surrounded by a herd of mindless zombie walkers, the only way to escape is to wear their guts and blend in until you can escape

  • VoidFox gay robot

    1 year ago

    this was hilarious, and extremely relatable for me as one of the few people that doesn't give a shit about star wars.

  • Emily FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    So... I think I am the only RT employee who would need this.

    • Jazn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Avocado-At-Law

      1 year ago

      not true, i bet mariel or ivonne could also benefit

  • PK2x4 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The one that does things

    1 year ago

    So dont try to call the number its fake... totally didnt just try to call it

  • Ic3mancom3th FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    "Fuck Greedy! Han Shot First!"


    I'm crying

  • Dr_Feather FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I'm going to need this merch if my friends drag me to see it tomorrow :D

  • nindorel FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RT Addict Extraordinaire

    1 year ago

    What's wrong with the Millenium Falcon shirt?
    (Also I didn't realize that the delivery hub was that far away from Earth. The more you know)

  • LlamaLoupe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold ​Actual llama.

    1 year ago

    All right I need that service.

  • MysteryChant FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    'Allow 8-12 Parsecs for delivery' Seems reasonable.

    • mrdudemanpants FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      I don't understand. 8-12 parsecs? Is that how far I have to travel to get the package? Is that how far the deliverer is from me? Why does space sound so much like time?

  • EliBurry1000 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Also, Blaine playing someone who knows nothing about Star Wars... come on, RT, that completely kills the immersion!

  • LordAttlon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    It must have physically hurt Blaine to act like he doesn't know anything about Star Wars. But he probably felt a weight come off his shoulders when he kept screaming about fucking Han Solo

  • EliBurry1000 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    If it's Sam Ireland, I wouldn't care if she was dressed as Jar-Jar

  • huntGilbert FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Renagadeleader

    1 year ago

    Samantha Ireland was hilarious

  • Audemus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    "Fuck Digital" ~ Fake Coke Bottle
  • JaneMPower FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    This video speaks to me on a fundamental level.

  • chaoschronicler Chronicler

    1 year ago

    I know a bunch of people in my life that needs this sort of thing around me.