Scorpion's Family Fitness Dojo

RT Shorts: Scorpion's Family Fitness Dojo

Visit Scorpions Family Fitness Dojo to learn the best moves, the coolest tricks and the finest fatalities this side of Outworld!!!

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  • DudebladeX FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Wait, is Kuai Liang running the parlor, or is it Bi Han?


    Cuz, I'll totally go if it's Kuai. Bi Han is a dick.

  • Agreyon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Sponsor

    1 year ago

    barb in a nutsack, she takes what she wants

  • ThereAreChildrenHere FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Worlds Okayest Detective

    2 years ago

    This video seems oddly sincere.

  • Nooraelad FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Did Barbara just rip that Ghost-fuckers dick off??

  • DrewBridger FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Drew Bridger

    2 years ago

    Hahaha, TOASTY!!

  • Legit-Purpose FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Legit Purpose

    2 years ago

    Now a SubZero commercial.

  • jenzenoni FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    AWESOME!!

  • KniteOwls FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Fucking Josh hitting that octave cracked me.

  • canhasaname FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Michelle

    2 years ago

    Miles did such a good job with the voice. And I love Barb's early 90's look.

  • likememories

    2 years ago

    Barbara's face at the end... was priceless.

  • beastdude FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rock god in training

    2 years ago

    sounds like the ask a ninja guy, but it's probably blane, unless blane is the ask a ninja guy.

  • Chocobolos

    2 years ago

    dunno about you guys but that sub zero frozen yogurt sounds good :D

  • Kimothyy

    2 years ago

    Amazing short, was really enjoyable.

  • Jin_D3vil FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Scotsman

    2 years ago

    Funny as heck, loved it.

  • SteveFatang FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Really enjoyed this :D

  • shmanel FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Fucking lol at "Get Over Here" at the end.

  • IanMacIntyre FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    And Tyler died... again.

  • Charblasaur

    2 years ago

    That poor poor teddy bear :(

  • SwedishX25 So Mega. Such Rock.

    2 years ago

    I can just imagine this being a special that would be included with one of the games. Great work guys.

  • CaptainAchievement FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Aspiring Hero

    2 years ago

    This was awesome Blaine! Please write more shorts!

  • Agen7York FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Freelancer

    2 years ago

    I'm a fan Blaine, good job. Can we get Jason or Predator next?

  • Nguyen013 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Really wish this was a shirt, that would be awesome right about now

  • JavierPerez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Two thoughts came to mind when I saw Josh. One, hey look he isn't naked and two, Matt should have been the homeless thief.

  • hydra38811

    2 years ago

    Good video, but I can't figure out why they felt the need to make it look like some recently found early 90's VHS tape. There's just no reason and I think it detracts from the video.

    • MarkPorter1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 years ago

      They're making it look like a really poorly made commercial by a family bussiness.

  • Sapphiet

    2 years ago

    (winces) Oh that's got to hurt XD

  • lain246 Sponsor.

    2 years ago

    I would love to attend Scorpion's dojo so I can not only feel better about mysef, but also rip apart any attackers!

  • RJ FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX Guardian

    2 years ago

    Man I love this, Mortal Kombat is my favorite game franchise, I would pay for lessons in a heartbeat (*wink*)

  • Deepak FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RT Intellectual

    2 years ago

    Awesome video, reminds me of Key & Peele's Tackle and Grapple Skit where we were introduced to Doug Duggart's Brazilian Jiu Jutsu

  • CaseyE FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    That was beautiful. Seriously though, love the style.

  • SimsJoseph FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Fucking brilliant. Everything about this is perfection.

  • serjxihoward FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold ALL HAIL THE MAD KING.

    2 years ago

    Dat Drafthouse Plug doe.

  • British_Knight FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Misunderstood Sarcastic

    2 years ago

    i thought of that Sub-Zero joke literally 3 seconds before it came on screen, although it was an ice cream shop. eh same thing

  • FloatedMerc FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Heh, 'friendships that last a lifetime'

  • DarkJak466 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    this gave me a Mega 64 vibe :

  • Colin_T FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    of course Barb goes for the junk!

    • BradenSacher Digital Visual Engineer

      2 years ago

      Should've been Geoff she killed.

      Dead as dicks.

  • NOAHarrington FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Fucking lost it at the zumba bit

  • Zjac13 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Is it just me or does Tyler die a lot...

    • ToastyToast77 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 years ago

      To be fair, he died by acci-Gavin last time

    • UnusedName FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 years ago

      Rest well, Coe...

  • davidr85226

    2 years ago

    Ninjitzu?!? Who came up that refrence?

  • AngelicPhoenix006 Wingless Angel

    2 years ago

    This would be great. Fear of dying would deffinately make me workout a lot.

    • o_TheMuffin_o FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Full of nanners

      2 years ago

      Technically that is a valid reason to work out. Diabetes, heart disease, cholesterol etc..

  • azzadtrack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Miles. I know you're in there.

    • MarineS0n2

      2 years ago

      He was Skorpion

    • fallinggirl FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 years ago

      I'm pretty sure it isn't Miles inside the costume. It was his voice though.

    • azzadtrack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 years ago

      Well to clarify the character was portrayed by Aaron Marquis (i'd recognise those eyelashes anywhere), but the voice was definitely Miles.
      EDIT: apparently not.

    • musicisum405 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Huntress

      2 years ago

      I don't think it was Aaron inside the costume, because Aaron appears elsewhere in the video (and his eyebrows aren't dark enough). I think it was Miles.

    • LegacyofFred FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 years ago

      Not Aaron barb said in the new podcast that it was just some actor.

  • NathanNess FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    So many ppl are going to go to 11th and Lamar now to see what's there

    • lain246 Sponsor.

      2 years ago

      Not gonna lie, but I'd laugh if they somehow set up a Scorpion's Dojo for just a little bit ;)

  • Vhoxz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    what... tf

  • mystdragon33 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Ok, this was REALLY good. Glad to see funny sketches again.

  • lk_tommy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    RIP Tyler

  • Allghilliedup88 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Poor Josh man something bad is always happening to him no matter what he's in XD

    • JavierPerez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 years ago

      But at least he wan't naked.

  • Hufflebecks FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    It looks like Craig from ScrewAttack as Scorpion.

  • zombietaco17 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    sub zero's frozen yogourt parlor is the best place to go ever!

    • Pimator89

      2 years ago

      "get over here !" from accross the street...

  • Syntha FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Synthasia

    2 years ago

    This concept alone made me laugh my ass off. This was a great short!

  • UntilNexTime FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Barbara pulling a Y(w)ang there. :D

    • Mr_Charles_Casey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Martial Guitarist

      2 years ago

      Yang's famous, "Yang Wang Hang"

  • Ironlordthemad FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    I was going to comment on the green screen on his mask at the end but its actually just in keeping with the style of video, well done RT, well done!