What Your Hat Says About You

RT Shorts: What Your Hat Says About You

Can't decide which hat to wear? Or maybe you're worried you're balding? See what your hat says about you with this handy Rooster Teeth style guide.

Binge Mode

More RT Shorts

See All RT Shorts Videos

Other Videos You'll Like

Comments (154)

  • Gil-kun FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Kill the Director

    11 months ago

    I died at the rally cap when Miles said "Fuck this shit!"

  • MajorKilroy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Infamous 535

    11 months ago

    I love these! 

    Would love to see glasses/piercings/face accessories next!

  • TheDutchTouch FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    Miles, you are a gem.

  • adevol FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    Hilarious.

  • AwkwardessLuLu FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    More Miles please?

  • Dracognia94 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    I could watch Miles do this stuff all day... week...

    Hell, all year, give it to me!

  • quack242 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    These are amazing. What your shoes say about you plox

  • Swampblaze FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    No comments on what wearing a fedora means about you? Missed opportunity there.

  • SarahWithStars FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold No Family Bias- Honest

    11 months ago

    Faves

    I don't know how to play the banjo...is up here? Or down there?


    (Wearing the equador panama hat) it appears you may have confused a banjo with a ucelele


    Breaker breaker breaker, Over.

  • Silvador FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    I died at "Fez Hats"

    Let's see Matt Smith pull that one off!


  • McNagelpuff FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    i want one of these for every clothing article ever

  • FlamingIceGiant FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    Is it really called a custodian hat?

  • MikeHoward702 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    lol, "has anybody seen my cargo shorts".


  • blspeiser FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    Loved the yarmulke-balding-spot joke.

    אהבתי הבדיחת כיפה!

    • Green51 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Lowly Jew

      8 months ago

      Just like my dad.

  • HollywoodHughes FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Andrew

    11 months ago

    Not impressed. Not good at all.

  • beastdude FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rock god in training

    11 months ago

    Funny, until the end when the bloody 'next video' window popped up and ruined it.

  • Cryomancer42 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold An Egotistical Scumbag

    11 months ago

    So what does the penis hat say about you?

    • Silvador FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 months ago

      I'd bet something "drunk thinks-he's-cool-but-isn't frat boy" related

  • martinheron FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    Got to get that spinning beanie to Jack in honour of his giant Minecraft counterpart.

  • AmberLF Pumpkin Warrior

    11 months ago

    I wonder, do they just gives these articles of clothing to Miles, turn on the camera, and just say "Go Wild" and whatever comes out, they use it? ^^

  • MartyGras2 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    Quite Funny

  • hydra38811 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    I think this short would have worked out better if more of the hats shown were hats people actually wear. Showing hats like fezzes, conductor hats, and KKK hoods just made the whole short fall flat, because no normal person actually wears those things.

  • astoria138 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    I would love to see a video of Miles doing a bunch of impressions!! The Bucket Hat voice sounded just like Jeff from American Dad, and his Trump was pretty good.

  • Dumbird FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    This wasnt that funny.

    • Arkatox FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 months ago

      You don't have to enjoy it. Let other people enjoy it.

    • Dumbird FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 months ago

      I know. just giving a little feedback. tbh i should have elaborated.

  • YoBoySarge FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold You just got sarged

    11 months ago

    forget gavin, we need to clone Miles STAT

  • KRD

    11 months ago

    What will be next? Pants or perhaps shoes!? Can't wait!

    • MikeHoward702 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 months ago

      Sunglasses would be pretty good too.

  • Sofrano FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    I love Miles impressions also we see your hairy spot is back again :D

  • JCLegoMan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Too poor for double gold

    11 months ago

    Miles is just so damn funny, I love the guy (but I'll never forgive him for killing Pyrrha, fucking cunt).

    • gem_scheltema FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTBox reviews each month

      11 months ago

      Technically, he probably won't forgive himself either; he basically cockblocked his own character :(

  • jessemcbeath FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    Maybe I just had high expectations but I didn't find this as good as the shirt one.

  • LCPeter

    11 months ago

    What hat do you wear to go with those suspenders from last time?

  • milkyjoe2158 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    So these are just so miles can look silly?

  • AshleyIsh FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Felix trash

    11 months ago

    Miles nooooooooooo XD

  • Genek818 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    I was half expecting: "Land ho! No wait, just ho! I see a ho!"

  • Bunk_Bunker FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Bunk

    11 months ago

    The quartet part just reminded me of Hey Arnold since it was the only song they would ever sing.

  • DoubleDuke FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Smile Junkie

    11 months ago

    Between Red vs Blue, RWBY, Camp Camp, and the occasional RT Short.. seriously Miles mate how do you do it all? And still be so gosh darn lovable!

  • Jesterskull0 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    Glasses or Gloves should be next.

  • AndyZCab FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    Miles nail that British accent. Gavin would be proud.

  • NioralNoas FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Nioral Noas

    11 months ago

    I love Miles.


    But also, serious question here: I love the new video player thingy, but can you turn off the auto play permanently? Or will it always just crop up on every video at the very end?

    • nicus9 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 months ago

      http://roosterteeth.com/post/51279621


      Read a few of the comments, you'll see a common thread lol

  • korbitr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Roller of Ones

    11 months ago

    Miles does a pretty good Trump impression...

    • nicus9 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 months ago

      He doesn't do a pretty good impression. He does a great impression. The greatest impression of all time. Big huge tremendous impression..... Build a wall.

  • AbstractSpaces FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    Pretty sure this is just Miles's normal train of thought.

  • c550456 17th Sharder

    11 months ago

    2:00

    Sadly so true

  • gem_scheltema FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTBox reviews each month

    11 months ago

    Miles, I tip my hat to you.

    • DavidtheWavid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 months ago

      tumblr_inline_mzk9msB8171rq4zsd.gif

    • nicus9 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 months ago

      But what kind of hat is it and what does it say about you?

    • gem_scheltema FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTBox reviews each month

      11 months ago

      You know you loves puns when "god damn it Barb" is a compliment!

      I would like to point out that my hat is a Yang beanie. I think that says, "I am blonde, and I make puns...please don't stare at my rack."

  • HaydenTipping FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Line Waiting Enthusiast

    11 months ago

    I legit nearly pissed myself when he put on the KKK mask.

  • Afroclown FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    Can we please have one about socks?

    • DavidtheWavid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 months ago

      Only if Burnie does it.

  • DrippyWafflr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    Miles' Trump impression made me spit my muesli I laughed so hard.

    • DavidtheWavid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 months ago

      Pretty sure I watched it around 20 times.

  • BekkaC FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    Can we just have more people like Miles in the world? Please?

    • Caroniver

      11 months ago

      Parent: What do you wanna be when you grow up?

      Me: I don't know.

      Me (internally): Miles Luna

  • NextGenNathan

    11 months ago

    Miles is adorable #NoHom

  • Daxuran FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    I need more Miles Luna in my life. Never thought someone could be so funny, charming, charismatic, talented, creative, relatable, and fun to watch all at the same time.

  • AveNGed92x FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    This short, and the What Your Shirt Says short are just fantastic! Miles, never change, please.

  • Darknesz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    Fucking love this series Miles, please make more.

  • MilesTheGreat FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zinc Saucier

    11 months ago

    this one made me laugh