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RT Shorts: What Your Shirt Says

Can't decide what to wear? Worried you're flashing too much nipple? See what your shirt says about you with this handy Rooster Teeth style guide.

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  • rperkins524 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Man, do I wish I looked as good as Miles does. 

  • harnsolo

    4 months ago

    this video is my go-to pick-me-up 

  • masterofillusions879

    5 months ago

    I love watching this! Every day, I watch it at least once because its hilarious!

  • DarkDucky

    5 months ago

    To be fair... a nice suit really will get you laid. As ZZ Top says "every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dress man."

  • Enigmatic_Eagle FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Commenting Extraordinair

    6 months ago

    How the hell did I miss this one?! Miles you sexy beast!

  • zaheelee FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    this is still my favorite short ever. of all time.

  • adevol FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    I love this short SO much

  • AwkwardessLuLu

    6 months ago

    Beautiful

  • LucasEconomou

    6 months ago

    that last one, I just can't

  • DashingTimeLady FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Ohio Soybean

    6 months ago

    miles luna is heaven sent

  • arcangel4774 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    This is the first short since scissors that I just cant stop watching

  • milky-eye-balls

    8 months ago

    i love how happy miles sounds when he says "I just killed a man and am wearing his skin."

  • zaheelee FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    Easily my favorite short

  • LadyHayley FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    Oh my, Miles looks quite extrordinary in a suit.

  • Fukuro_Yoru FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    Just one question. I'm looking at that last one, and I'm wondering: is it porn when the nipple isn't yours?

  • DudebladeX FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    For some reason I expected one of their shirts, with Miles saying "I am the most awesome person in the room, but I don't want to be swarmed by admirers, so thank you for your silent admiration."

    • JacksonCW FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 months ago

      Fuck him saying that. I wanna shirt that has that shit in bold letters

  • rperkins524 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    I have watched this at least 5 times. Oops.

    • lumanson FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      only 5?

  • maynardf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Maynard

    10 months ago

    Damn Miles. You can expression!

  • AndyZCab FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Miles sounds like Tyler while wearing the Performance T-Shirt. Cool!!!

  • KRD FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    I lost it at western wear!

  • Fyzikal FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Anyone else having this weird issue where the clips load for a bit, then things lock up for 3-5 minutes then loads a bit more and plays a lil more?

  • StoicRonin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Only gets funnier every time I re-watch it

  • StryfeRyder FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    this and the RvB tattoo PSA are pretty much everything you need to know about being an adult

  • comegetsom Well maybe i ain't stupi

    11 months ago

    "its no porn if you dont show a nip.... Ups :o " haha

  • MaleCode

    11 months ago

    Haha! I have never given what I wear that much thought.

  • Agreyon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Sponsor

    11 months ago

    That explained the fuck out of my family. Thanks Miles. : )

  • Antioxidant FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I think I watched this about 20x now.

  • Bismarckee FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I wonder how much human skin cost?

    • StayWise FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 months ago

      About 25 to life.

  • AlexLatta FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    My favourite is the denim jacket. "it's good!"

  • KnownSecret

    1 year ago

    Hands down, one of the best shorts I've seen in a while.

  • Niveod FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Immy R

    1 year ago

    It's sad to see the shoulder patch go!

  • Sofrano FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Loved it and yeah pretty accurate also Miles in a Suit needs to happen more often


  • canhasaname FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    This was awesome. More of this please. With everyone.


    Also... hot damn Miles in a suit! *_*

  • MiguelG FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Weapon X

    1 year ago

    I absolutely love this short, I am not 100% sure if it's the writing or Mile's acting that absolutely made me love this video but it has been a while since I laughed out loud while watching one of the shorts. The "Kooooobee" line killed me.

  • Patrick529 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Is one with pizza

    1 year ago

    "wanna talk about whey protein?.... wanna talk about man protein?"

    • skinnydink FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The_Rageaholic

      1 year ago

      HOLY FUCKING SHIT I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT SAW THE VIDEO!!! YOU DID TOO!?!?!?!

    • Patrick529 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Is one with pizza

      1 year ago

      HOLY SHIT I WASN'T THE ONLY PERSON TO SEE HOW FUCKING RETARDED YOU ARE!! OTHER PEOPLE DID TO?!?!?! grow the fuck up and stop whining

    • Licourtrix FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Whey, he said Whey.

    • Patrick529 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Is one with pizza

      1 year ago

      thanks for the correction, probably should have known that. was sitting here wondering why he said weight.

  • anyakeyes FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Something something sharp dressed man.

  • Viktim

    1 year ago

    Has Miles gotten his salary's raise yet? 'Cause if not, then he sure as shit deserves it RIGHT F**KING NOW!

  • CaseyE FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Beautiful

  • GameMasterOfficial

    1 year ago

    w.....t....f!!!

  • jelbertie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I thought the thumbnail was miles and burnie, they really do have the same face

  • shumble91 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Scientists of RT

    1 year ago

    <3

  • AndiDoubleV

    1 year ago

    My new favourite short

  • KI77Y FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Coffee Eyes

    1 year ago

    i just lose it every time he says "it's like pants doing a handstand! IT'S GOOOD!"

  • HaydenTipping FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Line Waiting Enthusiast

    1 year ago

    Anyone else noticed Miles has a strange patch of fur on his left shoulder???

    • kimera

      1 year ago

      it´s hard to DON´T notice that

  • BinHong FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Legit Purpose

    1 year ago

    Must be cold in there too. Also, man boobs

  • artduck FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold QUACK

    1 year ago

    I snorted at the "I like to kill people"

  • Nguyen013

    1 year ago

    He sounds like Felix but with good fashion taste

    • dropdgames FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      You know he voices Felix, right?

    • rperkins524 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      That would be because he is indeed the VA for Felix. :)

  • seaia13 spacecat extraordinaire

    1 year ago

    I laughed so hard that my stomach hurts.

  • Angea FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Great video, Miles! You look good in all of them. =D

  • thesaneking7 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Hello fellow RT/AH fans. Would anyone know the best contact form to get your ideas seen by anyone within the staff? I know many have likely tried and failed but I have so many ideas I feel it would be a waste to not at least try and get some of them seen. I doubt [email protected] is the best option considering how often it is jokingly used as the go to email and is likely full of spam at this point. Thank you!