Booshanky

Male
from San Pedro CA

  • Activity

    • Pussy power!

      11 years ago

      Booshanky

      I'm sure everyone has noticed that ever since brad pitt's been all upside angelina jolies kool-aid he's been interested in all this humanitarian stuff that you never saw him getting involved in before. Funny how that works.

      If you havent noticed, you must never shop for food ever because those goddamn magazines won't ever let you miss a beat.

      Well I was driving by west coast choppers recently and noticed something new on their window. Normally every year they pain in HUGE letters on the front windows of the building, "SANTAS FAKE!" with like, skulls and crossbones. Kind of juvenile, but still pretty funny.

      This year is different, after marrying sandra bullock (who has a pretty solid record of charitable giving if google hasn't mislead me), jessee james seems to have found a bit of a soft spot for the more imporant things this holiday season. In addition to the "SANTAS FAKE!" note on the window, there's an extra message underneath. "THE HOMELESS OF LONG BEACH ARE REAL".

      Kinda touching aint it?

    • more sushi practice.

      11 years ago

      Booshanky

      An avocado, cucmber, and tomato roll for a vegetarian friend.
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      My first invention. Tasty bite seasoned rice purses.
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    • My 2nd try at making sushi.

      11 years ago

      Booshanky

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      Two california rolls topped with thinly sliced avocado.

      EDIT: ALWAYS WITH THE FUCKIN NAYSAYING!

    • Leave it to propagandhi to write a....

      11 years ago

      Booshanky

      ...song about the americas army video game.

      And it's pretty damn good. (click for le song if you're interested)



      "Die Jugend Marschiert (America's Army)"

      Die Jugend marschiert mit frohem Gesang
      bei Sonnenschein und Regen;
      die Jugend marschiert mit sieghaftem Drang
      dem großen Ziel entgegen.
      Wir stürmen die Welt, geh'n fest unser'n Schritt
      wer jung ist der fügt sich freilich mit,
      die Jugend marschiert, kein Pfad ist zu steil,
      dem Siege entgegen zu eil'n.
      Sieg Heil!


      "Welcome to the offices of Economic and Manpower Analyses here at our historic and sprawling West Point Academy campus! My name is Mindy! It is my distinct pleasure to introduce you to a loving father of three (and a champion of the sanctioned use of armed force in pursuit of policy objectives). Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for the project director of our newest recruitment strategy; our mission to staff future combat systems through current technologies. Without any further ado, I give to you Colonel Casey Wardynski!"

      "Thank you! Let me begin with some sentimental appeals to our national myths; assorted clichés coined by the state; the ideological shorthand meant to sweep your private doubts [away] of this virtual training course. This portal; this Trojan Horse that you living idiots paid for and actually rolled into your own kids’ rooms."

      "Oops, did I just say that out loud? Oh, well, it’s not like it’s something new. It’s just the logical extension of the decades of bilge water that you’ve let us pump into your homes. The pink noise that hums away in the background while you run the gauntlet we force on you everyday. The billowing candy floss that helps to soften the blow. Deep down you’ve always known that your children already belong to us, so why don’t you cut the outraged parent routine, shut your mouth and get back in your seat. Your children already belong to us. What are you? You will pass on. And they won’t know a fucking thing but this 'community,' this real life Ender’s Game. Forget what you think you know."



      I never really cared much for their earlier stuff, but their last album "Todays Empires, Tomorrows Ashes" was really fucking good. Probably one of my favorite albums released in the last 10 years for sure. I think it was the change in their sound that I took a liking too. Their previous stuff was kind of silly poppy-punk rock shit that was kinda trite and the singer always sounded like he was really forcing his voice to sound a certain way that just sounded insincere and fake.

      On the last album however, they switched over to a more raw and hardcore sound that was much much better. Much more authentic and, at some times, even metal sounding. But in a really good way.


      The first song i've heard off this new album sounds like they're progressing in the same direction, and I'm excited. The album comes out october 18th, and they're playing at chain reaction on Dec 4th. Merry christmas to me.

    • I'm a thrifty motherfucker

      12 years ago

      Booshanky

      Stopped into longs drugs this morning for contact lens solution. Found some in the clearance area and some vitamin C too.

      Bigass bottle of contact lens solution and a bigass bottle of C = 6 bucks.

      BOOYA.

    • Need video editing help. I'll pay cash.

      12 years ago

      Booshanky

      I figured i'd post this here because there are some peeps who might be able to do this for me.

      I have a 6 minute, 457MB DVD of a bunch of medica shit that i need to add a timecode to the bottom of. I'll upload the DVD ISO, and if you could add a timecode to the bottom of the DVD and then upload the ISO back to me by tonight, I've got 10 bucks with your name on it.

    • I likes the new layout.

      12 years ago

      Booshanky

      And i need coffee. BIG TIME.

    • I'm not sure if this should concern me..

      12 years ago

      Booshanky

      But I'm kinda getting the feeling that it should.

      Here's the problem. I'm constantly getting friend requests from people under the age of 18. Which means they're checking out my little profile thingie here.

      And i've got a picture of my penis up.

      Does that make me a sex offender?

    • Help needed.....

      12 years ago

      Booshanky


      I just rebuilt my bosses computer, and he's got an epson film factory installed on it which came with the install disc, which he promptly lost. Anyway, after i rebuilt the computer i thought i'd just be able to download the software off their site along with the drivers, but you've gotta pay to download film factory.

      If anyone has the original epson disc with film factory that you could make an iso of, or even if you'd just be able to send me the film factory directory off that disc, i'd be SUPER stoked and would be able to help you out in return.

      Thanks. My boss is being an insufferable jerk about this.

  • About Me

    ****PLEASE DONT ADD ME IF I DONT KNOW YOU*******

    A long time ago, Booshanky ended up getting 3 underage retarded girls pregnant. He only avoided jail time by paying them off with tye dyed tee shirts. The bright, pretty colors hijacked their feeble minds long enough for him to make his escape.

    If this is the cops investigating the pregnancy of 3 girls with downs syndrome, i'm just kidding.

  • Comments (32)

    • dark54555 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      come back.

    • TheDarksage FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      I miss you Boo... come back.

    • Neoma

      9 years ago

      Summarizing you.

    • Turiya

      10 years ago

      You and the count rock, but I have to let you go.

    • commanderC

      11 years ago

      poopface

    • Seraph_Six

      11 years ago

      I remember the Count
      I miss the Count smiley2.gif

    • JohnLethal

      11 years ago

      Your profile came up when I searched for people who are interested in killing hookers. I will add you even though I don't know you.

    • spikep

      11 years ago

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    • zombieninja3

      11 years ago

      here dude.
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    • desole

      11 years ago

      can i add you even thought i don't know you?

    • Frazzer

      12 years ago

      You're cool.......here's proof

      *hands you a COOKIE*

    • dyskrasia

      12 years ago

      The girl in my profile picture is the daughter of member Dropkick. She's going in for open-heart surgery.

    • griffon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      sorry we couldn't meet up in LA. maybe next time?

    • dyskrasia

      12 years ago

      Happy New Year, Boostanky.

    • wmalligo

      12 years ago

      that Dennis Culver video is mildly disturbing...such pain and anguish in his voice...that song will haunt my dreams forever.

    • xenokaos

      12 years ago

      I wish I were him...

    • dyskrasia

      12 years ago

      I saw a random person on the street blowing chunks, and I thought of you. <3

    • dyskrasia

      12 years ago

      I'm always late to the party.

    • DragonEdge

      12 years ago

      I miss you Count Cock, I pray to your image everynight before I go to bed

    • MadCat023

      12 years ago

      rockstar/junkie/drunk. Im proud to me my future self. I salute you sir.

    • Turiya

      12 years ago

      Bring back the count!!

    • notorious

      12 years ago

      boo i <3 u

    • geoff FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      yeah dude. he is totally fucking rad.

    • griffon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      a 14? yeah. that's tiny. i have an 8... but i wanted to go to a 4.. don't think i will anymore though.

    • kaci

      12 years ago

      i salute you.

    • kaci

      12 years ago

      i have never seen a penis wearing a monocle before. amazing.

    • geoff FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      actually. those shows are coming to my town as well. sucka!

    • neatoburrito

      12 years ago

      link plz!

    • matt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      FYI everybody - Booshanky's watch is up for grabs on eBay.

    • Booshanky

      12 years ago

      indeed!

    • mojomasta

      12 years ago

      laffo

    • burnie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      The most requested beta tester has now arrived.

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