We all have that story. That dreaded time that we couldn't make it on time. So as a last resort, we think to ourselves "Tis the moment that I commit to an action that I must live with forever." Though those weren't the exact words I said in first grade.
SO in first grade we had an in grade assembly. All the first graders had to congregate in the middle of this one room and listen to what the teachers had to say. Well this happened right after midterms and I really needed to got to the bathroom. So I ask if I can go to the bathroom after the test and before the assembly. I go to the closest one but it's locked because of plumbing issues. I go to the next closest one but then I needed to wait for someone to get out the stall. Someone gets out of the and I'm thinking "Thank God". But I run into another problem. I don't know how to get my belt off. SO I run back to my teacher to get some help. She helps me take off my children's belt then tells me to hurry up to the bathroom. Well I'm rushing to the bathroom, kicked down the door, and ran into another problem. My belt buckled in and I didn't realize it. So I had to do it. God didn't leave me with a choice. I had to shit myself.
So I'm crying and my immediate decision was to go to the nurses office. So she hands me a spare set of clothes and calls my father at work to come get me. Somehow she knew that I was too ashamed to go back to class to pay attention. That one time I shit myself I go home early and was my first time ever wearing a belt.
If there is one time to ever get out of anything and getting out off scott free with some self inflicted shame, shit yourself. So far I'm 100% lifetime of skipping out of something because I shit myself.