Dec 10: Chuck Norris can jump through a screen door without tearing it.
Dec 11: Chuck Norris is the sharpest tool in the shed.
Dec 12: Chuck Norris flipped a coin; we're still waiting for it to land.
Dec 13: Chuck Norris is the only human capable of standing on one foot and doing a handstand at the same time.
Dec 14: While learning CPR, Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
Dec 15 & 16: Chuck Norris can roll a 13 with two six-sided dice.