MonkiAICN

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  • Activity

    • I'm such a jerk! (I'm moving!!)

      9 years ago

      MonkiAICN

      Hey everyone...I'm a raging douche.

      I just managed to get my real name for a profile, but there is a minor hitch. Unfortunately it isn't as easy as changing my name on this profile...nope...if only....that means I've got to ask all of you to go ahead and add my new fancy profile to your watch lists and friends lists. Don't worry, I still accept completely random friend requests because I have no "real" friends anyway.

      This will be a slow process as I'll update on both profiles for a while until I feel like the majority of all of you have jumped over to my new "Jack" account. Thanks for being patient! As a reward, there is cake on the other side for you.

      So, ADD MY NEW ACCOUNT and we'll all go home happy!

      Thanks!!

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    • Monki's Stinky Challenge!!

      9 years ago

      MonkiAICN

      Hey guys, I don't know if you remember the Old Spice Challenge that was in conjunction with XBox a while back. You could win a copy of Fusion Frenzy 2...whatever...

      Anyway, it's back. But this time it is all user run, so I figured, what better way to exploit my newfound random friends than try to get them to join a challenge in which the winner can possibly get a full year of GameFly for free!

      I got this from the site:

      Winner's Reward: 12-month Subscription to GameFly (1-game plan)
      Duration: 30 days
      Code: WY3PSXI4

      Send this URL to friends so they can join:
      http://www.360voice.com/join/WY3PSXI4

      So, go to that site, sign up and enter in the code I provided above to join. Once we get at least 20 people together, we can start the challenge!

      So, who wants free shit?

      **UPDATE** We have 15 people joined in so far, I need at least 20 to start the challenge off...so get your friends to sign up!!

      Also. I. LOVE. LOST.

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    • Goobye January.

      9 years ago

      MonkiAICN

      One unfortunate side effect of a sudden influx of friends here on Rooster Teeth is the fact that the "friends journals" button is pretty much useless to me now.

      My friends list quintupled in size in a matter of three days and now I'm flooded with journals of people talking about their dog or their car or whatever. For the most part though I threw all of my older pals on a watch list, so I'll still be looking at you...akwardly...from behind a monitor.

      I'm working on my next piece for the main page and I think all of you will be pretty excited about it once it hits...I made a pit stop by the RT offices and...well...I...."took"...some stuff. Before you ask, no, I did not go through Geoff's secret stash, lord only knows what may be in there. Anyway, keep an eye out for my next piece and you'll further understand what the hell I am talking about.

      I beat two more stages of Hour of Victory last night. The first involved me escorting the same professor from the video into a tank and then using the tank to blow my way out of some weird castle in the snow covered mountains of Germany. Here's the best part; I think the tank's armor was made out of paper mache or something. After getting myself and the professor blown to shit a few times, I figured that I could just jump out, clear the way and then go back for him.

      After spending 15 minutes clearing the first two parts of the level, I find that when I crossed a certain checkpoint the wall behind me collapses and the professor automatically dies. Awesome. It took me well over an hour to finish this stage and it took me at least two hours to calm myself down after playing. Uggg... Oh, and it takes 3 direct shots from a tank to kill your commando. Just three.

      LOST is coming on again tonight as well, I'm so f'ing stoked on that one. I re-watched the season finale from season 3 last night to catch back up. I forgot how much of a badass Locke became towards the end of the season and also, Sawyer is a cold blooded mofo. Best part about Season 4? Fisher Stevens (aka, Ben Jahrvi from Short Circuit, Iggy from Super Mario Bros., The Plague from Hackers) is supposed to be joining the cast. I can't wait to see what he ends up doing.

      Oh, Team America has gone 27-0 in our last three games...and I made the Week 3 Highlight Reel! (Joyous rapture!)

      Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

    • 24 Hours Later

      9 years ago

      MonkiAICN

      Alright, it's been 24 hours since my post hit the main page and in that time I've gone from 40 friends to 200 and from 18 viewers to 107. I guess you folks do read the news.

      I played some more Hour of Victory last night and beat another level with the Commando character...I think I'm only 3 stages away from clearing out the game with him. The current stage I just got to has myself jumping into a panzer tank with a professor or doctor or something to break him out of this weird castle thing.

      For what it's worth, my Grifball team, Team America won our game last night 9-0 putting us at 5-0 for the season. (1 game behind Burnie's team, the Marathon Runners in our division.) We also made the power rankings, coming in at #15. (This was before our 9-0 win was added though)

      Oh, and for those of you sending friend requests on XBox Live....my friends list is full, so I probably won't be able to add you. Feel free to drop me a line at Monki5225 though, I'm always up for a Grifball game or seven.

      I leave you with the coolest Lego set ever!!!

    • Greetings main pagers!

      9 years ago

      MonkiAICN

      Hey there everybody comin' in front the front...please take off your shoes before you come inside.

      It's been only a few hours and I think I'm up to over 40 friend requests, I'm going to let them all collect first and get a final total after 24 hours of front page exposure. You all know how to come out in mass, don't cha?

      For what its worth, YES, that is really me playing Hour of Victory and YES it is pretty brutal...I've almost beaten it through once and then I have to go back and do it twice more. I am not looking forward to the twice more part whatsoever; the shooter and the bastard both can't take the kind of damage that the SAS guy can, so it will be a lot of shooting and then hiding and then shooting.

      Did I mention you must be completely still in order to heal your character? Yeah...no bueno.

      To answer some questions I've gotten, no, I am not a Scientologist (although that is such an awesome thing to be asked), no, I can't tell you how to get Burnie or Geoff or Gus's awards...but I might tell you how to get mine...tee-hee, yes, I did once make love to Elisha Cuthbert on the beaches of the Turks and Caicos islands**, as of this morning my cat weighs 17 pounds and yes, I will go to prom with you.

      **Completely false.

    • Team America update!

      9 years ago

      MonkiAICN

      I just wanted to give some props to my Grifball team. Team America is currently 4-0 after a dominating win last night. Currently we have three players in the top five combined average, three in the top 10 for scoring average, and three in the top 5 for batting average.

      We turned some heads after knocking down Tied The Leader and now it seems we have a bit of a target on our back. Good job team!

      Also, I just completed all the Team America trading cards, so I'm going to put them all in a row because they are pretty.

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    • **ANOTHER UPDATE* from Fox News Report**

      9 years ago

      MonkiAICN

      ***THE USER REVIEWS ARE BACK!!

      **It seems that Amazon pulled the user reviews for the book. Weak. The tags are all still there though. Gotta love that.

      Oh man, the backlash from the Fox New blasting of Mass Effect has been glorious.

      EA (the publisher of Mass Effect) came out and said "Bitch! What the hell??"

      And then the internet did it's best and trashed "darlin'" writer Cooper Lawrence's Amazon reviews on her books.

      Check out the "tags associated with this product."

      Sometimes, the world isn't so bad after all.

    • This is what we're up against...

      9 years ago

      MonkiAICN

      Finally, someone makes a minor stab at trying to set the record straight with the whole "Mass Effect" = Non-stop boning, debacle that has been going on as of late.

      Geoff Keighley (who is a really great guy in person) went on Fox News to talk about Mass Effect and it's lurid scenes. Watch how quickly he gets ignored and replaced with four idiots who have probably never turned on an XBox.

      Prepare to be upset.

      Big props to Keighley for asking "Have you ever played this game?" Imagine ripping in to a book saying it was detrimental for children by only reading the sleeve? How do you go in to a debate completely unaware as to your subject matter?? Sometimes I hate the world we live in.

    • Hour of Victory...

      9 years ago

      MonkiAICN

      ...is the worst fucking game in the world ever made EVER.

      I'll explain more later...just know that I'd rather cut my balls with a razor and then dip them in salt before playing this game for an extended period of time....

      ...which is exactly what I must do.

    • My future wife

      9 years ago

      MonkiAICN

      I've decided its time for me to lower my standards when it comes to women....

      ...so I've started looking towards prisons...

      ...and I found my future wife.

      She's from Florida.

      And I bet you thought she wouldn't be attractive....

  • About Me

    I'm moving everything to my NEW PROFILE, so go over there and add me instead of here!

    I still love you all though.

  • Comments (162)

    • 554013

      7 years ago

      hey can u add me on xbox my gamertag is GhosteSomthing

    • Leo

      7 years ago

      Bleep Bloop.

    • Detra

      9 years ago

      *waves*

      Hey! smiley1.gif

      (That is all. Just in a good mood.)

    • i8yerpuppy

      9 years ago

      Hey it looks like there's a goof in the first round matches:

      You have both HLC and Extr3me playing Death on Call.

    • church92

      9 years ago

      yo i was wondering maybe tomorrow eastern time 6 pm do u want to scrimmage Team Dragoon if u want to msg me bak

    • SoapBox

      9 years ago

      What's next after Hour of Victory? Oh, I don't know... How about... History Channel: Battle for the Pacific!!!!!!!!!!!

    • menz33

      9 years ago

      You guys interested in scrimming us next week?

    • ChurchsWife

      9 years ago

      Anyone who sticks it to Finch every once in awhile is good people.

      Added.

    • ChurchsWife

      9 years ago

      Dude... Finch is going to stab you for setting him up for the rape when he's afk until Wednesday.

      Thusly, you're amazing.

    • Ethrien FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      With the Scavenger hunt is there any country specific terms to it. eg. I live in Australia would I be able to enter? Or would their be a charge for the extra shipping or something.

    • Austino

      9 years ago

      Pick an account already!

    • maskedracoon

      9 years ago

      nice face!
      mwoo ha ha


      About the scavanger hunt (great idea btw), is it any game or just halo?
      and if it's halo dose that include the trial?

      Thanks
      and good luck with the whole "getting freinds" thing, im sure one day you'le have one of you're very own...

    • JakB

      9 years ago

      Thanks for answering my question. Chances are, I'll be entering quite a few. But it will still be "a few". But I couldn't tell if you answered or not...cause you put it on your own profile. Thanks, though.

    • MonkiAICN

      9 years ago

      You can enter as many times as you'd like, but you can only win once.

    • JakB

      9 years ago

      Practice is 8:30 tommorrow or 9:30?

    • JOEPRO

      9 years ago

      I for some reason cannot log onto bungie.net. Which makes it so that I cannot get a link to my fileshare. Could I give you my gamertag so that you can look at my fileshare that way. I am done already and the screenshot is called 'RING OF FIRE'. There is a link to my bungie.net profile on my RvB profile.

      If I could, I would send you a link.

    • Spartan229

      9 years ago

      Same question as JakB.

    • akirakuroswa

      9 years ago

      so what exactly is this "challenge" you speak of?

    • JakB

      9 years ago

      Can we put in multiple entries in the Scavenger Hunt?

    • Drawed

      9 years ago

      Ok I joined what do I do now?

    • Gamerkid0204

      9 years ago

      Hey, as your next act of revenge on the RT guys for making you play terrible games you should get them all drunk and trick them into giving you your own AWARD!!! THAT BE SO SICK!

    • ctdenecour

      9 years ago

      so i registered for the challenge, what is the challenge?

    • ctdenecour

      9 years ago

      transparent background would be cool. i really need the runner most though, i would prefer it in standard armor but whatever works. i can do the grifball thing, it will just take like 2 hours to do it

    • ctdenecour

      9 years ago

      i need some help making a picture and i suck at photoshop. if you are up to it could you crop out a picture of a grifball runner carrying the bomb in action. i wannna make a cool picture. i also need this pic croped so there is no white in it

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    • ctdenecour

      9 years ago

      funny shit. do you think you could help me with what i asked you about? its cool if you dont have time

    • ctdenecour

      9 years ago

      what up? good job on the post today

    • FinchLynch FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Well, I think you'd wanna go when there was a party, so there would be actual women on the grounds. Get invited to a party.

      Best Bet: Send them the Sweater/Cat Picture and tell them you are a HUGE fan. I am certain they will express you an invite.

    • FinchLynch FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Did you grab that copy of Sinema? Gina Mond is about the hottest chick in porn. The film is an "arty" jaunt of self-indulgence but she's a pro....except for the scene where she has a shaved head. Bald is not beautiful on chicks.

      I am moving to LA next week and starting work at Playboy. I was there all last week. Greatest. Offices. Ever. No bunnies running around though.

    • FinchLynch FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago


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    • FinchLynch FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      When the hell did you join the site? And you didn't look me up? I am quite popular and can make things very difficult for you around here.

      Give me your lunch money, nub.

    • elgimpy

      9 years ago

      best thing bout that game is smashing it trust me youl enjoy it.

    • Knuckles_D

      9 years ago

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      Too busy drilling new assholes into newbs online. And then racing them.

    • JakB

      9 years ago

      Do you know when our next game is?

    • ctdenecour

      9 years ago

      i need some help making a picture and i suck at photoshop. if you are up to it could you crop out a picture of a grifball runner carrying the bomb in action. i wannna make a cool picture. i also need this pic croped so there is no white in it
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    • elgimpy

      9 years ago

      i beat it 2 dont know why but i did

    • elgimpy

      9 years ago

      how goes the crap game ??

    • Mohawk_Rob FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Formerly robnbomb :-)

      9 years ago

      i beat the game. actually i still play it alot.. anytime im tired of talking to 12 yr olds on halo and burned out on all my other games i put in skate just to skate around and see what my imagination can get me doing. i def think that Skate is a game you either really get into.. or you hate.. or at least that has been what i have witnessed amongst my friends. *shrug* i actually thought most of the game was pretty easy.. minus those freakin npc skaters.. they are annoying.. oh and cars.. i always run into cars. i think its all in what kind of gamer you are. so im not really offended or anything that you didnt like it.. :-) its one of my favorite games. which is funny b/c im mainly play FPS games.. (i basically gave up on skating games after tony hawk underground 2.. i despise tony hawk games.)

    • 1wildfong

      9 years ago

      I enjoy your commentary on the front page. *nods in approval* Wise beyond your years, and you have a way with words. Take care!

    • JakB

      9 years ago

      Are you getting on soon for practice?

    • JakB

      9 years ago

      So, when is practice?

    • U83121337

      9 years ago

      Nice to see somebody on here that enjoys Xbox and ska (especially Reel Big Fish) as much as I do.
      By the way, good luck with the next two run throughs on Hour of Victory.

    • Lindorel

      9 years ago

      The Oceanic Six? I'm fairly certain it means the six who left the island. The impression I got is that not everyone left the island, and that feeling was strengthened when I saw tonight's episode -- some went with Locke, some stayed with Jack. Now we just gotta wait to see who else left besides Hurley, Jack, and Kate...

    • cab00se72

      9 years ago

      Qouted From www.gamespot.com review for hour of victory

      The Good

      * Thankfully, no one is forcing you to play this game. (Apparently this doesn't apply to you)

      The Bad
      * Entire game is full of bugs, ranging from clipping issues to full-on crashes
      * Ugly graphics make character faces look like hideous zombies
      * Easy, short levels do not give the game lasting value.

    • ctdenecour

      9 years ago

      just to let you know i sent some questions, take your time in answering them

    • eskinner1

      9 years ago

      that lego set is absolutely incredibly!

    • Omega_Wolf

      9 years ago

      @HugeRooster: You're forgetting the biggest piece of crap of all! (Although it's for PC, and not 360)

      Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing. It's by far the most incomplete, horrible game of all time. But it's hilarious to watch people play it. So...... You should do it next. :)

    • Lord_George

      9 years ago

      Yea man HoV For The Lame.

    • oddfluence FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      dude I totally agree on the sniping part. I am bad too. o well you rock for sticking through this horrib le painfully traumatic experience. I hope your therepy doesn't take to long.

    • JakB

      9 years ago

      You're in the Week 3 Highlights at the end! What I would give for any of them to say "Jak B". That would make my year.

    • Gobba42

      9 years ago

      Hour of vuctory isen't listed as one of your favorite games? I wonder why?

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