Simius

Male
from Jefferson City, MO

  • Activity

    • I was Featured User... and i missed it

      5 years ago

      Simius

      I am still in the states... done with that last job from the previous journal... now i am working in the Oil Fields in North Dakota... good money... so hope ill be getting to travel soon... nothing much has changed besides that... how are you all?

    • Been a while

      7 years ago

      Simius

      Unfortunately i am back in the states... i have given up my jet set life to help out my brother with his job... how are you all doing?

    • Site and Forum

      8 years ago

      Simius

      i came up with a new index page for Dumb Information i think i might have found a way to get the site to look proper for you folks dealing with Firefox if this new layout doesnt work...

      i also have my Forum up... this is not the permanent URL for it and i will update you when i get it with the permanent URL... but i hope the one or 2 people that read my journal will go to the forum and register and will be active and also tell everyone you know about DI and the Forum... who knows maybe one day i can sell it and get the hell out of Iraq

    • Dumb Move

      8 years ago

      Simius

      Dumb Information is looking at moving the site to a different host mainly because
      our current host, Yahoo!, sucks Moose Cocks and has Piss Poor customer service.
      While in the process of looking for a new site we heard Wordpress wasn't too bad
      with the added plus that it automatically comes with the ability for readers to post comments,
      which has been one of our biggest gripes about the current design of Dumb Information.
      I am the one to blame for the crappy design due to the fact that the last class I had in building
      Websites was in 2001 and I hadn't really kept up until I was asked to build Dumb Information.
      I will only be posting the articles themselves on Wordpress, so if you like the
      comics, the doofy pictures we manage to find or anything else on the site,
      then keep reading at dumbinformation.com.
      If you would like to add comments to our articles and tell us what you think
      while being too lazy to actually email us then please visit us at
      Dumb Information on Wordpress.
      We still haven't decided what direction we will go in regards to a new host but
      whatever it is we will try to have more reader participation with either a comments
      section or a Forum.
      We are also looking at trying to add games and movies, naked pictures of our writers
      and anything else we can think of you get you guys to keep coming back.
      We appreciate all three people who read our rants (this number is including my parents...)
      and we truly hope you enjoy your time here.
      Please remember to tell everyone you know about us (this is not directed at my
      parents, because if they haven't told everyone they know yet, then I am going to be forced
      to disown them and finally get adopted by the traveling carnival).

    • Red VS Blue has finally made it

      8 years ago

      Simius

      I was in a shop here in lovely Qayyarah, Iraq the other day buying pirated dvds and what do i find

      Red VS Blue seasons 1-5, pirated for your enjoyment...

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      Congrats guys... you have finally made it:)

    • Bathroom Ponderings

      8 years ago

      Simius

      I happened to be in the bathroom yesterday... reading... and i looked over and noticed the Case of Toilet Paper i got about a week after i got to my new base...

      I have been on this base for about a year now and i my roommate and i are still working on the same case of 48 rolls of TP

      Government Single Ply goes a long way... wow

      Dumb Information has been updated

    • Update

      8 years ago

      Simius

      Dumb Information has been updated a couple times since last i told you guys

      i still dont know what the deal is with the browser so please check it out in Internet Explorer (IE) and one again if anyone knows how to make it come up properly in all browser formats... please let a brother know

      i hope you are all doing well... im back from the states... trying to stave off a cold at the moment:)

      oh and due to the weather i didnt want to fly into Oregon to see my grandmother... so my brother and i drove from Missouri to Oregon and back (5000 miles in 6.5 days) and we took a few pics... so if any of you would like to see them go here... mom rode with us on the way back... we made her lick the salt flats in Utah to tell us if they were really salty... the pics are also at that website...

      enjoy

      -You Eclipsed by Me - Atreyu

    • i doubt anyone is wondering but...

      8 years ago

      Simius

      i havent been around because my grandma just died... and i had to get emergency leave to fly to america to try to get to the funeral...

      got home... took of for oregon (where she lived) and am now in colorado... lots of snow.... this road trip is taking longer than expected...

      i hope you are well

    • Dumb Information

      8 years ago

      Simius

      What Browser do you use? i think the browsers might be the problem

  • Comments (289)

    • Simius

      5 years ago

      Thank you for the message... cant believe i got featured and i missed it... i really need to make time for RVB again

    • CABOOSHyay

      5 years ago

      Happy FU!! You win A+!!

    • Dame

      5 years ago

      Merry FU Day! ...come back to the site, youre missing a lot of great stuff

    • BlueBoxComp

      5 years ago

      Last signed in 7 months ago? am I the only one that noticed this?

    • Bravo0777

      5 years ago

      Happy FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

    • cfhhateph34r FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      Happy FU day!

    • blue_kurt

      5 years ago

      Happy FU Day!!!

    • The_Hybrid

      5 years ago

      Happy FU day :D

    • Zimenzo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      Happy FU :)

    • theiviaster

      5 years ago

      Congrats on being a featured user

    • Patrick

      5 years ago

      HAPPY FU!!!!!

    • Jcach

      5 years ago

      HAPPY FU DAY!

    • Courtney

      5 years ago

      Happy Featured User Day!

    • void165

      5 years ago

      Congrats on getting FU-ed! Man, I can't believe you will be FU-ed all day long!

    • SailorTweek FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX Head Guardian

      5 years ago

      Happy Featured User Day! smiley13.gif

    • armor_ross

      7 years ago

      Its been 5 months. Time to update your Journal and let us that Watch you, know what youve been up to.

      Dag nabbit!

    • SalsaShark56

      8 years ago

      i havn't been active on the site in long time. thought i would just say
      "hey"

    • armor_ross

      8 years ago

      I could have sworn youve been there. Oh well.

    • armor_ross

      8 years ago

      Just left the following message on kzuelch Profile

      One of my Friends here on RVB Simius Goes to Mumbai at least once a year. If your looking for stuff to do, send him a message, Im sure hed be glad to help you out.

    • gus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Elite Staff

      8 years ago

      Rooster Teeth Productions
      619 B Congress Ave
      Austin, TX 78701

      send us your address along with it so that I can find something to send you as a thanks since you already have a box set.

    • gus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Elite Staff

      8 years ago

      Amazing. I'd love to see a picture of that.

    • armor_ross

      8 years ago

      You should leave that Journal info on Burnies Comments. Im sure he love to know.

    • SalsaShark56

      8 years ago

      i visited a few times. i never have time to be on the internet any more. i have to leave already

    • Nudge1

      8 years ago

      Thanks smiley0.gif . Not sure how you can autograph a spoon though... smiley8.gif

    • armor_ross

      8 years ago

      Life has been good to me. So far. I have just over a month left in the Army. Then its time for a new job.

    • SalsaShark56

      8 years ago

      so you know that clerks group? i made you an admin of it. i don't know what that means but im usually to busy to do anything with it so maybe you can.

    • armor_ross

      8 years ago

      None that im aware of.

    • Nudge1

      8 years ago

      There are some pictures in the comments section of my latest journal... Gods-so-far so to speak.

    • Nudge1

      8 years ago

      Thank-you so much for your comment about the spoons. I'm so flattered that you would buy them just because I made them smiley12.gif

    • DarkWizzard

      8 years ago

      It does indeed seem to be just the home page. The other pages can be viewed perfectly fine.

    • armor_ross

      8 years ago

      Cute little bugger though isint he?

    • FJewel

      8 years ago

      The rest of the site is fine as I can tell; just the first page

    • Nudge1

      8 years ago

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    • AiuaCortana

      8 years ago

      You're relcome.

      sorry im drunk.

    • armor_ross

      8 years ago

      So there I was, No Shit. Walking around the Best Buy in El Paso, when those fucking drug dealers were having a shoot out, and one of the bullets, richochet off a car, and into my shoe. Lucky for me, it was a Boot, and the car, and leather slowed it down, just enugh for the Bullet to stop only 1/8 Inch into my foot.

      Fucking Druggies.

      LOL

    • Nudge1

      8 years ago

      Well, at least it amused you I guess smiley8.gif

    • badbrownies

      8 years ago

      I'll keep those in mind. Thanks for the suggestions!

    • Jobson

      8 years ago

      WoW is pretty awesome.

    • SalsaShark56

      8 years ago

      i made a clerks group today and wondered if you wanted to join.

    • armor_ross

      8 years ago

      24 Hour Duty. I spent 24 hours, sitting behind a desk on CQ. (Charge of Quarters) Im there in the event that anything happens in the barracks, and or, if somebody needs an Non Commisioned Officer.

    • SalsaShark56

      8 years ago

      that sucks. i can't believe i haven't seen it yet. i might try to download it later. but i hate doing that. i want to be in the theatre laughing with other people, but the theatre around here is so familly orientated, which i'm all for but Kung fu panda was just taken out last week and comes out on dvd tomorrow.

    • SalsaShark56

      8 years ago

      nope i've never been to the secret stash. but i plan on going to Jersey this summer with my friend who also a kevin smith freak. redbank here i come. have you seen zack and miri yet? my local theatre won't touch anything with porno in the title.

    • FJewel

      8 years ago

      Idd bought me something from the Kidby site, I believe, and it took around 28 days to get here. And if they ship from the UK to the UK, that's the max time. For overseas I think they make it about 6-8 weeks instead of 4 but don't hold me to that.

    • bernardblack

      8 years ago

      thats so cool

      you could try getting one somewhere else to represent your time in iraq and dubai?

    • bernardblack

      8 years ago

      how many tat's do you haev already?

    • bernardblack

      8 years ago

      my eyes change colour man, theres creepy :P

      i dont know why, i jsut think it looks creepy (says the guy with a mop on his head)

    • masterdenae

      8 years ago

      1. I'll respond with something random about you.
      Jetsetter
      2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of.
      Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back....(it's the monkey picture)
      3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in.
      How about all of them?
      4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me, if possible.
      Abby.....Abby NORMAL.
      5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.
      You started talking to me radomly via PM.
      6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
      Damn monkey!
      7. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you.
      How have you been doing?
      8. I'll tell you my favorite thing about you.
      You're a doll.
      9. I'll tell you my least favorite thing about you.
      You're never around.

    • armor_ross

      8 years ago

      Obama!!!!!!!!!! LOL

    • armor_ross

      8 years ago

      Sometimes I swear im Psychic

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