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What is the dirtiest non dirty word?

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  • dungeonduck

    dungeonduck FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold A duck in a dungeon

    #33715483 - 1 year ago

    "Elephant Hair"

    Why?  Well...
    My high school's unofficial newspaper (we had an OFFICIAL paper too) had a section for "intentionally out of context teacher/administration quotes"...  This one was one of my favorites and perfectly belongs here:

    "Elephant hair is kinky."

    -My 9th Grade Science Teacher

  • dungeonduck

    dungeonduck FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold A duck in a dungeon

    #33715484 - 1 year ago

    Shoe

    Megaphone

    Grunty

    Wankel Rotary engine


    See:

    Monty Python's Are You Embarrassed Easily sketch on Youtube

  • Priest

    Priest FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold NonSequitur OCC Consular

    #33715858 - 1 year ago

    -Pasteurize

    -Mollusk

    -Agog

    -Garble

    -Boondoggle 



    In reply to jasong42

    There are a few Christians here in RT. I wouldn't say masturbate is a 'dirty' on either side of the spectrum; as it is what it is. What I'm really looking for are words that 'sound' or 'feel' dirty or give you that 'ewww' factor.

    For instance, a Moog Organ sounds much dirtier than a musical instrument.


  • buckeyedon

    buckeyedon Crackpottist

    #33715998 - 1 year ago

    In reply to Priest

    Moist.

    the word moist is just nasty.


    Please, forgive me...


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  • Priest

    Priest FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold NonSequitur OCC Consular

    #33716025 - 1 year ago

    In reply to buckeyedon


    Oh, we've been on the moist hoist here several times. 

  • iAntoux

    iAntoux FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold thesillyvegan

    #33716978 - 1 year ago

    In reply to dungeonduck

    lol I love those fun/awkward edgy moments with high school teachers!


    Didn't help that my 9th grade English teacher was so damn attractive. >.< haha

  • jasong42

    jasong42 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    #33744877 - 10 months ago

    Even better, the word niggardly.  Has nothing to do with black people, but it's near impossible to convince people it isn't racist.

  • jasong42

    jasong42 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    #33744878 - 10 months ago

    In reply to jasong42 It's a Norwegian word that means stingy.

  • Priest

    Priest FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold NonSequitur OCC Consular

    #33744894 - 10 months ago

    In reply to jasong42

    That is a great word that Stephen King uses all the time. No, it has no racial implication, it's just the phonetics of it all.


    I just thought of one:


    Pouch. 

  • DickDoesGames

    DickDoesGames FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    #33748464 - 8 months ago

    Words are just words and don't really bother me but if one single word ALWAYS had a cringe factor... it would be:


    Fester, festers, festering

    Never good... ever